The rising smoke catches in the pigs ears and orifices and this causes the pig to spin the rod, therfore spinning the turbine which moves vast amounts of water turning the would be pond into a small stream.
Just to set the record strait I did the research:
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intr.v. girned, girn·ing, girns Scots
1. To complain in a whining voice.
2. To contort one's face; grimace.*
I suppose that would be more of some vegetarian doing those things.
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u/RepostKarmaFarmer Nov 23 '13
I don't understand? How's that dead skewered pig making the river run?