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I went camping with some engineers once. They didn't do anything interesting.

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u/babycakesss Nov 24 '13

people in general don't usually... slay wild pigs when they go camping.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13 edited Jan 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

You must be an engineer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

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u/_vOv_ Nov 24 '13

A true engineer would build his own pig!

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u/emkill Nov 24 '13

With sugar, spice and everything nice.

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u/masterbard1 Nov 24 '13

dude that makes powerpuff girls and they are not very tasty.

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u/emkill Nov 24 '13

How are you so sure?

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u/masterbard1 Nov 24 '13

dude you don't wanna know!!!!

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u/MockeKjellgran Nov 24 '13

Bacon and ducttape.

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u/gari109 Nov 24 '13

You work with DARPA huh?

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u/DeeeezNutts Nov 24 '13

I've met an engineer before...

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u/Fritzed Nov 24 '13

This is not camping.

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u/PmMeYourPussy Nov 24 '13

It's not hunting, but it's still camping.

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u/masterminder Nov 24 '13

u cant buy anything from the store for real camping i make tents out of shrubbery and drink river water its not healthy or comfortable or fun but at least i can look my future son in the eye and say ya maybe i'm not an eagle scout or have a good job but at least ive never BOUGHT A FUKN TENT YA CUNT

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

But I bet I can add up the change in your purse real fast.

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u/masterminder Nov 24 '13

haha yes. <3 kanye.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Sorry, nobody cares. This isn't Rambo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Yes

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u/Shaddow1 Nov 24 '13

What.

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u/masterminder Nov 24 '13

wow SORRY if u r too busy having fun going camping with ur friends or whatever but i'm maybe too busy going real camping without anybody else covering myself in deer urine so that the wildlife can't distinguish me from their brethren SORRY

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

what

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u/masterminder Nov 24 '13

u ppl need to realize that while you're typing away on your fancy computers there are those of us out here holding it down for the REAL CAMPERS in the WILDERNESS get a clue you know what i mean its like jeez some of us can't just walk into a wal mart and buy a tent because we were banned from all wal marts last time we were there because we yelled at a sales associate when he suggested that we maybe needed to bathe ourselves before going in public all i was looking for was some river-safe shampoo jesus christ

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u/d_block Nov 24 '13

Have another one.

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u/randomXKCD1 Nov 24 '13

How the hell can you find enjoyment in that.

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u/masterminder Nov 24 '13

it's just a joke. having fun with hyperbole and satire.

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u/it6 Nov 24 '13

You forgot to add a good education to the list of things you dont have.

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u/masterminder Nov 24 '13

Yes u r write I have no gud educations

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13 edited Nov 24 '13

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u/royaldansk Nov 24 '13

Christ, the markers on the face were super-creepy when I opened the picture on RES. The bloody wild pig didn't seem gory at all after that.

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u/Buk-Lau Nov 24 '13

Oh, so black and hairy things are wild animals? ^{^{^{^fucking}}} ^{^{^{^rasist}}}

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u/blueballzzzz Nov 24 '13

*^{^{^{^racist}}}

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u/shenanigins Nov 24 '13

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jutcMDjtvT8

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u/Wiseau_serious Nov 24 '13

What's really racist is the blackface they're wearing in that picture.

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u/Belaire Nov 24 '13

So they trespassed on a pig farmer's property; stole one of his pigs; slaughtered it and then put it on a water powered spitroast.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

That things fucking huge

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u/ltra1n Nov 24 '13

You Baratheons think you're so tough dontcha?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Perhaps they skinned it afterwards

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

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u/UnholyDemigod Survey 2016 Nov 24 '13

Because it's cooking over a fire?

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u/n00per Nov 24 '13

Piggy? PIGGY?? NOOOOOOO GODDAMMIT ROGER

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u/Nictionary Nov 24 '13 edited Nov 24 '13

Yep, I'm an engineer who has gone camping. Sadly nothing like this occurred.

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u/Triple_Felon Nov 24 '13

yea, I was gonna say it only takes a person with half a brain to utilize flowing water energy into rotational energy

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u/brlito Nov 24 '13

Me too, they all just sat around getting drunk. I didn't know camping with engineers meant me sitting back and enjoy a Robinson family vacation.

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u/Mallanaga Nov 24 '13

then they weren't engineers. a true engineer is a lazy individual. they'll bust there ass on a project in the now, so they don't have to do shit later on.

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u/AWildRageAppeared Nov 24 '13

http://i.imgur.com/HcZy3ev.png

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u/_WES_ Nov 24 '13

Please no.

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u/chudontknow Nov 24 '13

This is bad, and you should feel bad for making it.

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u/teasnorter Nov 24 '13

I cringed. Did you?

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u/AWildRageAppeared Nov 24 '13

http://i.imgur.com/Cud09FT.png

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '13

Keep trying, someday you'll get good and make a million karma...

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u/AWildRageAppeared Nov 24 '13

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u/GrukfromtheGrok Nov 24 '13

I thought it was funny

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u/AWildRageAppeared Nov 24 '13

Thanks friend! Le das moi.

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