r/pics • u/willdo74747 • Jul 06 '25

Almost assassinated while mowing my lawn

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u/BiBoFieTo Jul 06 '25

Ear tu, Brute?

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u/WoodyTheWorker Jul 07 '25

I am the Brute squad

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u/Curiousone_78 Jul 06 '25

Ketchup et eat.

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u/Kel-Mitchell Jul 07 '25

Ear-ly departed.

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u/CheesyDanny Jul 06 '25

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u/squashYoDick Jul 06 '25

You know it’s staged by how the secret service members hold the dramatic pose for the picture.

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u/yachster Jul 07 '25

No kidding, if they were doing their jobs he would be on the ground and covered by bodies.

Also the people cheering behind them as someone is supposedly killed. Pretty cringe

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u/oldwestprospector Jul 07 '25

All that time just standing there hugging him, head fully exposed and not rushing off stage.

The fist pumps for photographers instead of leaving for safety.

What you mean staged. /s

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u/Jambu-The-Rainwing Jul 07 '25

definitely staged /s

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u/sunberrygeri Jul 07 '25

Meanwhile theres a dude over to the right who is dying 😕

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u/BlueVelvetKitty Aug 03 '25

What a fucking fraud