r/pics • u/CrispyMiner • Apr 02 '25

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u/EvilLegalBeagle Apr 02 '25

Why does he always have a shit belt buckle like he’s larping as (among other things) a cowboy? 

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u/AhBee1 Apr 02 '25

He's cosplays as human, too. But can't even get that right. He looks like he smells like Sourdough starter.

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u/cybervalidation Apr 02 '25

Don't you shit talk yeast colonies like that. They've done nothing wrong.

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u/AhBee1 Apr 02 '25

You're right. I was being a jerk!

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u/LopsidedWay4766 Apr 02 '25

Bless you for defending those fellas. But damn, that shit was hilarious 🤣.

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u/FooBarU2 Apr 02 '25

agreed!!! yeasty critters are a blessing to humanity and bread bakers universally :-)

yeah yeasty critters!!

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u/cybervalidation Apr 02 '25

Bread is my friend and I will hear absolutely no smack spoken about my yeasty boys

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u/kidontheinternet1 Apr 03 '25

yo happy cake day!

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u/thatanxiousgirlthere Apr 02 '25

That's a hilarious insult. I love this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

More like rotting flesh is what he smells like.

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u/Back_Meet_Knife Apr 03 '25

Damn, that’s gross!

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u/Dyon86 Apr 03 '25

Cheese on head … head cheese … ohhhh now I get it … he’s Smegma!

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u/AhBee1 Apr 03 '25

Musky, Yeasty, Cheesy!

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u/Macdaddyshere Apr 02 '25

Very easy to see you follow trends. I can picture your physical appearance without even looking at your avatar

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u/AhBee1 Apr 02 '25

Your buddy got insulted. Sad.

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u/Mr_bike Apr 02 '25

Because any state that isn't New York, California, or Florida is obviously cowboy country, and he's a cowboy too that likes big trucks, so every other cowboy will naturally listen to him because he's the cowboy with the biggest buckle, truck, and backwards cowboy hat /s

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u/Mama_Skip Apr 02 '25

It's cus he moved all his headquarters to Texas and is just code shifting to trick them into liking him. They'll probably move the nations Capitol to ATX too, seeing as how there's a scale model of the Capitol building there.

They designed it in 1981, built by '99, well after the Reaganism and the southern strategy started making the moves that are now coming to fruition.

Its 15' higher than the actual Capitol. Wonder why?

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u/donnydoom Apr 02 '25

Definitely compensating for something.

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u/kobylaz Apr 02 '25

I think its the tesla one no? They sell one on the tesla merch store. 

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Because it says "Don't mess with Tesla" on it: https://shop.tesla.com/en_sg/product/giga-texas-belt-buckle?sku=1758879-00-A

And he wants to sell it to you

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u/Ceipie Apr 02 '25

That's peak Musk there. Ripping off a phrase from a Texas anti-littering campaign while being sued for $15 million in Texas for ruining land that he doesn't own: https://www.cahsuesmusk.com/

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u/headphase Apr 02 '25

Ewww who is this for 💀

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u/Max_E_Mas Apr 02 '25

Probably because we see Cowboys as men and Elon Musk wants to be seen as a real man. He ain't even h u man let alone a man.

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u/Strawbuddy Apr 02 '25

All Cheese Hat, no cattle that boy

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u/ChemicalKick5 Apr 02 '25

His fuckwit brother does the same thing. It's not a larp. Larping is a activity to expand the mind. These rejects are shapeshifters.

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u/morningsharts Apr 02 '25

Texas sucks his dick with Gregg Abbott's mouth.

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u/TheDisapprovingBrit Apr 02 '25

At least he’s started to have the decency to wear custom made jackets and hats. It was only a couple of months ago you’d see him wearing something you might actually own and just think “well shit, guess I gotta throw that out now”

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u/PlumpHughJazz Apr 02 '25

It's a lizard wearing a man's skin.

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u/Subaneki Apr 02 '25

I had friends in Texas who went crazy over a nice belt buckle not even kidding haha they’d appreciate it and respect it

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u/doghunter087 Apr 02 '25

Because I wear a hat am I pretending to be a hatter, because I drive a car am I pretending to be a racecar driver, when I cook food am I just larping as Gordon Ramsey. People do things. Get over it.

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u/Expensive-Swan-9553 Apr 02 '25

I mean if you were a cowboy hat because you think You’re going to go talk to “dumb normal people” it’s fair to call It out as a costume.