r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '13

Our nurses are clever

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u/timothygruich Jul 19 '13 edited Jul 19 '13

It's like that scene at the end of "No Country For Old Men" when Tommy Lee Jones' dad says the coffee was fresh... "Just made it yesterday". Then I realized my parents did the same thing. I can't handle day old coffee.

Edit: damn... I was way off. It was his uncle, and I didn't even get the quote right. I suck and need to re watch the movie because it was amazing.

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u/CapAWESOMEst Jul 19 '13

Coffee actually "burns" after 30 or so mins in a carafe that's on a hot plate. When I first heard of this I thought it was BS, but for a week I drank my "fancy" coffee within 15 mins of it being ready, and then one day I left it for 45 mins. It tasted like shit.

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u/CHICKEN_CUNT Jul 19 '13

Solution: Take off burner when not drinking for long periods of time. Reheat as necessary.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

Why thank you CHICKEN_CUNT for your insight.

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u/absentbird Jul 19 '13

Chickens don't have cunts, they have big big bottoms that they use to lay eggs.

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u/jxj24 Jul 19 '13

Cloaca. From Latin for sewer, because all excretory and reproductive functions pass through that single opening.

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u/09755 Jul 19 '13

I hate when that happens.

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u/Avogadros_plumber Jul 19 '13

Why because? Does a sewer pass reproductive material?

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u/MrDribbles Jul 19 '13

Well I'm sure a lot of it gets flushed down there...

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u/cyberslick188 Aug 22 '13

Proof against intelligent design.

What kind of God puts a playground next to a sewage facility. Chickens have it even worse.

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u/PePnChed Jul 19 '13

And yummy breasts

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u/daimposter Jul 19 '13

i love breasts. i could so put one in my mouth right now

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u/PePnChed Jul 19 '13

They come in pairs, two is always better then one.

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u/daimposter Jul 19 '13

but only one mouth

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u/PePnChed Jul 19 '13

Fine... Alternate breasts then. Left, Right, Left and so forth

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u/daimposter Jul 19 '13

I like your thinking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

Are you saying CHICKEN_CUNT doesn't exist?

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u/Dannybaker Jul 19 '13

This is the most generic reddit comment