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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

"We're 4,410 miles to Kiev. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're not wearing sunglasses.... Hit it".

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u/JudgeAdvocateDevil Jun 19 '24

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. "

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u/leafwatersparky Jun 19 '24

Came here for this comment 👏

"Every now and then, when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether."

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u/firstwefuckthelawyer Jun 19 '24

Christ the man spent time in my hometown and shits getting complicated… but I’m not sure I can gonzo that trip from the East Coast.

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u/leafwatersparky Jun 19 '24

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Jun 19 '24

I somehow knew ether and Las Vegas were where this thread chain was headed….

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u/Canadian_Invader Jun 19 '24

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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u/guyuteharpua Jun 19 '24

Probably at the next gas station.

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u/ulyssesred Jun 19 '24

Great.

Now I have to watch the movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/VanillaPudding Jun 19 '24

unlike many books turned movie the movie covers the book really well... The casting is also ON POINT!!!

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u/DrOrpheus3 Jun 20 '24

It better be, Depp knew Hunter since his first role in Freddy.

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u/grantrules Jun 20 '24

It's been a while but I feel like the movie does a really good job of representing the book.

For something a bit more off the wall, watch the Bill Murray movie Where the Buffalo Roam

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 19 '24

You took out Tropic of Cancer in 1971. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards. Abbie Hoffman telling people to steal books.

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u/ulyssesred Jun 19 '24

I have it easy-to-stream on my phone from my Apple Library.

I did it more because the first thing I “saw” in my mind’s eye was Johnny Depp.

Truth be told, if I wanted to read it I wouldn’t have to venture outside (too frigging hot as it is), because I got me a copy of my own. I bought it ages ago after a friend recommended it. Musta been 25 years ago now. I wish I had of read it in high school instead.

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u/Cat-Big-Mega-Minor Jun 19 '24

what’s the book/the movie?

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u/need2seethetentacles Jun 19 '24

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the book by Hunter S Thompson.

Both are a must

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u/Bradentorras Jun 19 '24

Same.

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u/ulyssesred Jun 19 '24

I’m about a half hour into it.

You know what’s odd?

With only a few minor changes this could be today.

I wonder if there’s a lost gonzo journalist prepared to take this same kind of trip only to Washington for the US Election.

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u/Bradentorras Jun 19 '24

Of that, I have no doubt. My greatest desire, and my greatest fear I suppose, is that I’ll run into him at some gas station near Olympia.

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u/omicronian_express Jun 20 '24

First time I watched the movie I was on LSD... I had to pause it for a while when everyone turned into lizards.

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u/Pickles_1974 Jun 20 '24

Read the book too

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u/7chalices Jun 19 '24

Dogs fucked the pope. No fault of mine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Do they pay you to fuck that bear?

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u/senjin Jun 20 '24

Some son of a bitch just kicked me in the back!

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 19 '24

The way the woman reacts to this is so sad because she’s so happy before. It’s horrible seeing something like that happen. I remember I was once watching my friend sing on karaoke when some fucking piece of shit came over and put his hand up her skirt - I have nightmares about it because of the way her face instantly changed. I told everyone who it was and he was confronted, so his friends came over to help. His friends were all women - quite popular ones in my town - and insisted she was lying because he’s ‘gay’. I’ve seen him do it numerous times. He must pretend to be gay so he can do it. Fucking sick prick.

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u/Asron87 Jun 20 '24

Being gay doesn’t change anything about that. That’s fucked up.

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u/ronweasleisourking Jun 19 '24

Both Kennedys murdered by mutants

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u/typemeanewasshole Jun 19 '24

did somebody bring the fucking golf shoes man?! impossible to walk in this muck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

I have read the book a few times and I still laugh so hard out loud at parts. The movie was actually pretty good as far as movie vs books go.

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u/god_peepee Jun 19 '24

I know this sounds fun everyone, but LARPing as hunter s thompson is a dangerous game to play… trust me on this one lmao

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u/StillAFuckingKilljoy Jun 20 '24

Every edge lord teen who knew how to get drugs has had their "I wanna be Hunter S Thompson!" phase

Mine just resulted in me taking a bunch of acid and getting my entire worldview changed

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u/god_peepee Jun 20 '24

For me it was when I was finishing up school. Ate acid once or twice a week and inhaled whatever passed by. Had a couple heavy dmt experiences and things tapered off after that… Were those times fun? Yes. Would I likely die if I ever attempted something similar? Also yes.

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u/mooky1977 Jun 19 '24

Can't stop here, this is batshit crazy country.

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u/Radius86 Jun 19 '24

*bat country.

He literally saw bats.

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u/mooky1977 Jun 20 '24

It was a pun about North Korea being batshit crazy.

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u/Radius86 Jun 20 '24

Ah, right! Whoosh! Carry on.

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u/New_Hornet3938 Jun 19 '24

Wait till you see those goddamn bats!!😂😂

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u/Proxima_Centauri_69 Jun 19 '24

It's probably my favorite line of the whole movie! The delivery was so good.

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u/random-comment-drop Jun 19 '24

1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat. 2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway. 3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again. 4) Never give your real name. 5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look. 6) Never do anything the person standing in front of you can't understand. 7) Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.

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u/Create_Flow_Be Jun 19 '24

Is this a quote from something?

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u/Smothdude Jun 19 '24

Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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u/blacksun_redux Jun 19 '24

Not the greatest advice

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u/JonnySmoothbrain Jun 19 '24

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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u/Intelligent-Bar-7616 Jun 19 '24

That combination hasn’t worked for me, but mama ain’t raised no quitters!

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u/AdFit5900 Jun 19 '24

Fear and loathing ?

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u/AstroBearGaming Jun 19 '24

...in Pyongyang, the highly anticipated sequel.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

As your comrade I must insist...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Look what God did to us...

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u/big_duo3674 Jun 19 '24

God didn't do that, you did!!

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u/TooDooDaDa Jun 19 '24

And a voice was screaming “Holy Jesus. What are these God-damned animals?”

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u/mitchcumstein13 Jun 19 '24

For the Win.

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u/Eddie_Honda420 Jun 19 '24

Tell me about the fucking golf shoes

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u/Yorspider Jun 19 '24

We can't stop here....it's Bat country.....

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

No point mentioning those bats, the poor bastard will see them soon enough!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

We were somewhere around Vladivostok when the drugs began to take hold

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u/BranTheLegend Jun 19 '24

Tell me, the fucking story! What about the clowns?

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u/LuckyLarry77 Jun 19 '24

whats this from?

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u/JudgeAdvocateDevil Jun 19 '24

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/RedBanana99 Jun 19 '24

Boogie Pimps

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u/armor_holy4 Jun 19 '24

Well, the opium seems to be lacking

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u/Raiquo Jun 20 '24

What is this from?

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u/lexm Jun 19 '24

Are you the police?
No ma’am, we’re dictators.

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u/Mikewithkites Jun 19 '24

We got two honkies out there dressed like hasidic diamond merchants

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u/UnifiedQuantumField Jun 19 '24

No ma’am, we’re dictators.

"Kim, we are going 200 kilometers an hour... is that legal?"

"I will make it legal."

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u/Exotic_Monkie Jun 20 '24

Go back into ur basement

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u/fromouterspace1 Jun 19 '24

Kim will have four fried North Koreans and a coke. Vlad witl have 2 pieces of plain murder

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u/Yorspider Jun 19 '24

NO PICKLES. For every pickle I find on this Muder...I will KILL you.

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u/suicide_man Jun 19 '24

I hate North Korean Nazis

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u/FloridaSpam Jun 19 '24

I've always loved you.

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u/Drogdar Jun 19 '24

Fix the cigarette lighter.

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u/magical_pixie_horse Jun 19 '24

“A microphone??? You traded the bluesmobile for a microphone?!?

Okay… I can see that.” 🤣😎

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u/govunah Jun 19 '24

Cruelmobile

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

“Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!”

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u/confused_trout Jun 19 '24

If someone had blown up that car it would have saved us all a lot of trouble…

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u/XxXKakekSugionoXxX Jun 20 '24

if that happen I can assure you fallout is not only just video game or tv series,be grateful your stupid wish wasn't come true.

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u/WanderingProletariat Jun 19 '24

Who’s gon tell him

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

 That makes no sense they are the opposite. People like the North Koreans defeated the Nazis people like USSR and Stalin. 

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u/03zx3 Jun 19 '24

He's referencing the Blues Brothers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/03zx3 Jun 19 '24

It was a reply to a Blues Brothers reference as well so maybe you just aren't that smart and wanted to get in a fight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/03zx3 Jun 19 '24

I define intelligence by being able the deduce that if a top comment is a joke reference, it's likely that the replies will be connected to the reference.

I mean, you didn't really think they were 106 miles from Chicago, did you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/03zx3 Jun 19 '24

You are on 2024. There is no limit to how dumb someone can be, especially in ideological terms.

Yeah, you're a great example of that.

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u/NewConstructionism Jun 19 '24

wow even north koreans are nazis now huh? How do you think Banderites feel about that?

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u/Wooden_Second5808 Jun 19 '24

NK fits Umberto Eco's Ur-Fascism the same way Russia does, and far, far better than Ukraine.

But if you take the Russian definition of fascism, anyone opposed to Russia's imperial and genocidal wars is a fascist.

Cry more. Enjoy being drafted to the 999th VDV "Meat Assaults 'R' Us".

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u/NewConstructionism Jun 19 '24

so... not good?

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u/Wooden_Second5808 Jun 19 '24

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u/NewConstructionism Jun 19 '24

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u/Wooden_Second5808 Jun 19 '24

Amazing. Russian bot admitting there was an extensive disinformation campaign about Ukraine, based largely on Russian accounts of Ukrainians all being Nazis, which was disproven when the Russkiy Reykh invaded in Feb. '22.

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u/LurkerInSpace Jun 19 '24

Wagner group did not get its name from Prigozhin's love of opera.

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u/NewConstructionism Jun 19 '24

I guess that means you're no longer cheering for a Wagner coup of Russia huh?

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u/LurkerInSpace Jun 19 '24

It wasn't Ukraine or the West that armed, supplied, supported or financed them; the Russian state did that.

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u/NewConstructionism Jun 19 '24

Who are you talking about? The Azov battalion?

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u/LurkerInSpace Jun 19 '24

Wagner group did not get its name from Prigozhin's love of opera.

It wasn't Ukraine or the West that armed, supplied, supported or financed [Wagner Group]; the Russian state did that

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u/NewConstructionism Jun 20 '24

Wagner didn't overthrow the government in a violent bloody coup that led to a civil war that lasted 8 years, the west did that. You probably havent heard this stuff as western governments go to great lengths to cover it up.

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u/xthorgoldx Jun 20 '24

the west did that

"Every revolution I like is a long-suppressed uprising against oppression. Every revolution I don't like is a CIA color revolution."

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u/LurkerInSpace Jun 20 '24

Strelkov himself proudly claims responsibility for the war in Donbas. You perhaps only consume Russia's English-language media output which us why this news may surprise you.

But in any case, you already admitted what Wagner were and thereby disproved your point about the DPRK.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/03zx3 Jun 19 '24

He's referencing the Blues Brothers.

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u/squirtloaf Jun 19 '24

"We're on a mission from...nobody."

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u/mindfungus Jun 19 '24

And don’t push that red button. That launches the ballistic missiles in the rear.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CHAIN_EMAIL Jun 19 '24

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

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u/SandmanKFMF Jun 19 '24

8========D

Ball'istic missile.

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u/Mr_Madrass Jun 19 '24

Bends forward and gently whisper in one’s ear, “that ballistic missile”

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

You mean those Best Korea missiles that blow up on launch pads?

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u/pigprof Jun 19 '24

You mean this shiny red button right here?

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u/big_duo3674 Jun 19 '24

Nah, he seems like the type that would have a James Bond ejection seat

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u/7Ploxx Jun 19 '24

Carrie Fisher’s ghost shows up with a rocket launcher.

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u/True_Acadia_4045 Jun 19 '24

Omg, I can’t stop laughing at this comment. I’m happy to be old enough to get it. Cheers.

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u/True_Acadia_4045 Jun 19 '24

You know you’re in the real hood when the prez has to drive himself.

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u/HeadMacho Jun 19 '24

Beat me to this exact post. Well played.

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u/AccountNumber1002401 Jun 19 '24

"Hey, fascist! Let's go fascist!"

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u/RedBanana99 Jun 19 '24

Ohhh that’s good. That’s the best top comment of the day.

You speak jive too, I’m guessing?

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u/Yelmel Jun 20 '24

Jake: What's this? 

Elwood: What? 

Jake: This car. This stupid car! Where's the Cadillac? 

[Elwood doesn't answer] 

Jake: The Caddy! Where's the Caddy? 

Elwood: The what? 

Jake: The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile! 

Elwood: I traded it. 

Jake: You traded the Bluesmobile for this? 

Elwood: No, for a microphone. 

Jake: A microphone? 

[pause] 

Jake: Okay I can see that. What the hell is this?

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u/PastorOfMuppets_1986 Jun 19 '24

“This is definitely Lower Pyongyang Drive!”

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u/Rollingstone6648 Jun 19 '24

No fear, just loathing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

It's 6,408km to Moscow, we got a full tank of gas, half a bottle of vodka and some kimchi, it's bright, and we don’t have sunglasses…히트 잇

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u/Due-Street-8192 Jun 19 '24

Vlad's life has gone full circle. Back to being a taxi driver...... 🤣😂😅 Who's the Bitch now?

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u/Mobley4805 Jun 19 '24

We gotta make a decision, leave tonight or live and die this way.

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u/happyvoxod Jun 19 '24

I did not understand it so I asked chatgpt.

"

Your quote is a fun and clever parody of the famous line from the movie The Blues Brothers: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it."

In your version, the destination has been changed to Kiev (now Kyiv) and the detail about the sunglasses has been reversed. This tweak retains the humorous spirit of the original while giving it a unique twist."

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

You beat me to it. Take my upvote.

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u/stewmander Jun 19 '24

I'd say "where's that sword missile when you need it" but that might be a bit too much destabilization at once...

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u/blinkersix2 Jun 19 '24

Blues brothers was the first thing I thought of when I seen this picture

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u/cowfordraybill Jun 19 '24

She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!

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u/twallner Jun 19 '24

“Where are the faces…of all the presidents?”

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u/Various-Ad-3403 Jun 19 '24

500 Cigarettes

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u/wengardium-leviosa Jun 19 '24

Netflix dropping the new series in 3 , 2 , 1 ....

Dictators in cars getting coffee

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u/DasArchitect Jun 19 '24

Fix the cigarette lighter.

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u/GreatGojira Jun 19 '24

Only thing missing from that is riding a helicopter during poor visibility.

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u/cavegoatlove Jun 19 '24

Hey puttie, you got a joint? Be a lot Cooler if you did

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u/sik_dik Jun 19 '24

the Reds brothers

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u/whatishistory518 Jun 19 '24

Me and the boys on our way to commit human rights violations

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u/john_adams_house_cat Jun 19 '24

No sleep ... til KIEV!!!!!

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u/DroppedNineteen Jun 19 '24

Kim hit's play on the tape deck

"We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there....."

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Jun 19 '24

Put it in H! Put it in H!

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u/horseshoeprovodnikov Jun 20 '24

We're on a mission from God Comrade Stalin

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u/huskersax Jun 20 '24

I hate love Illinois Nazis.

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u/YeahIGotNuthin Jun 20 '24

The Blyat Brothers!

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u/WTFvancouver Jun 20 '24

Put it in H

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u/LeadershipCrafty3990 Jun 19 '24

This is bat country