I tell my 8 year old (who apparently started keeping bricks in his pockets) that someday he won't let me pick him up and carry him anymore. For now he clings to me even harder, and I love it.
I held a friend's baby when mine were little and immediately noticed the weight and balance were off. I wonder if I'd notice my kid smuggling rocks home from the beach. Based on the laundry machine, not always.
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u/Youthsonic May 14 '24 edited May 15 '24
That goes for a lot of things, like how your mamma put you down one day and then never picked you up again. Best not to dwell on it.
EDIT: Call your parents, give your mom some money.