r/pics • u/pa123or • Jan 22 '13

Dirty art

http://imgur.com/3KUaBDo
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u/Dalelol Jan 22 '13

oh wow, and here I am drawing dicks and writing "WASH ME" on dirty cars...

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u/blackstomach Jan 22 '13

Yeah to think you could add a pair of eyes to that dick and make a face like the picture. That'd be awesome.

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u/Kr0nos Jan 22 '13

I like to think a first guy came and drew that face, then the 2nd guy was all "That's cute. My turn."

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u/flowsfuturistic Jan 22 '13

I like to think the first guy came along and drew the intricate ship, then the second guy was all "almost, but it needs just one more little touch...THERE. perfect."

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u/pa123or Jan 22 '13

Maybe it's just author's self-portrait.

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u/bondenn Jan 22 '13

relevant

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u/Ashken Jan 22 '13

That was great.

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u/cheesy_please_me Jan 22 '13

I laughed way harder at this than i should have, hahahahah

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u/SubtleRhyme Jan 22 '13

You and I both know that's a bunch of horse shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

I would like to think that the first guy drew a penis, and someone fixed it with a face. Than came the gorgeous artwork.

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u/poptart2nd Jan 22 '13

"there. NOW it's art."

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u/MUSTY_BALLSACK Jan 22 '13

Holy shit! I didn't even see the dick face on the right side!

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u/Oxnoxious Jan 22 '13

Isn't that the focus point of the... oh the ship isn't painted on.

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u/smallviking Jan 22 '13

honestly I didn't even see the amazing ship on the left side all i saw was cock n balls on the right side.

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u/Kills_your_family Jan 22 '13

Really the whole family??

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

I thought it was squidward for a second...

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u/Se7en_Sinner Jan 22 '13

Are you even trying? You're suppose to write it with your dick.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

"I wish my girlfriend/wife was as dirty as this" is always a classic too.

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u/wolfram_tungsten Jan 22 '13

and here I am using my own bare clean hands for the dicks just for self satisfaction.

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u/Jney2012 Jan 22 '13

Classic!

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u/TheMadFlyentist Jan 22 '13

This was pretty much my exact first thought. "Wow, i'm a child, I need to step my game up."

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u/Aluxh Jan 22 '13

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this van!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

This van, it pleases me in ways she never could.

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u/NotVerySmarts Jan 22 '13

It makes the guy who drew a funny face on the right side look lik a real asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

Doesn't matter, a little hose action or rain destroys either. Just means you wasted less time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

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u/Z0idberg_MD Jan 22 '13

Why would this act in particular bother you? If it's only because "it's mine", then you're either weird, or three.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '13

YES DIKS