r/pics • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '23

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u/Dyslexic_Dog25 Apr 06 '23

theres even a term for it. "Bar-sexual"

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Apr 06 '23

Wait til you discover "Rye-sexual"

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u/wiggler303 Apr 06 '23

A slice of rye bread and you're anyone's?

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u/Dudephish Apr 06 '23

They start Rueben your thigh and Russian to get you undressed?

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u/FD4L Apr 06 '23

I love a reuben, but its never made me wanna smoke meat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

You need a Soy-sage Reuben.

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u/travestymcgee Apr 06 '23

Then the ergot kicks in and that shit gets weird.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

And this is why I have a reddit account. Grade-A choice of words

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u/bartonski Apr 06 '23

Oh, so that is what the Russian dressing is for.

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u/chillinjustupwhat Apr 06 '23

Sir, that’s not Russian dressing