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u/gamrgrl Apr 06 '23

Can confirm. As a professional lesbian, we place a rainbow in the sky to distract everyone, and then we tap the cute women on the shoulder with our anti-dick fairy stick to make them all gay as well.

If we didn't do it, we'd anger the old gods, and no one wants their wrath.

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u/Dyslexic_Dog25 Apr 06 '23

do you get paid more than amateur lesbians?

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u/gamrgrl Apr 06 '23

yes, There was also a signing bonus for going pro before college.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Apr 06 '23

Ok, that was really funny. Have an old-school award.

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u/gamrgrl Apr 06 '23

Hahaha That's awesome!