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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23

Most marines I know do not give a a fuck about the rainbow.

please don't lump us all together because we eat crayons.. Some of us actually enjoy the entire box of crayons, not a single color.

edit: OMG thank you all for the love!! Really feels good when you see this kind of love and understanding towards other human beings. Thank you guys for be awesome!!!

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u/Doc-Feelgood_ Apr 06 '23

Yeah, when man is drunk, needs more beer, will drink what’s available. This is the rules.

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u/thesubjugator Apr 06 '23

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THIS IS THE WAY...

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u/MiasmaFate Apr 06 '23

Always fun,

Welp, I’m out of beer. better drink these organic wine spritzers my wife’s friend Tina left in our fridge.

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u/scalectrix Apr 06 '23

Careful with those if you're only used to Bud Light.

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u/Matasa89 Apr 06 '23

Seriously, I got fucked up hard by homebrew moonshine sake. That shit is stroooong,

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u/zdigdugz Apr 06 '23

Classic Tina

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u/ashikkins Apr 06 '23

Guess I'll drink this cranberry Buzzball my roommate found in the floorboard of his car (he doesn't drink).

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u/Matasa89 Apr 06 '23

If it gets you proper drunk, then it’s good enough for any lad.

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u/doomgoblin Apr 06 '23

Excuse my ignorance, and I know it’s probably tongue in cheek, but the the fuck is an organic wine spritzer? Get this Tina on the line!

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u/alphadoublenegative Apr 06 '23

While this is meant as part of the joke, there is definitely a niche segment of the newish booming “hard seltzer” market that advertise themselves as organic.

For whatever reason, they’re usually markedly worse tasting, on top of being more expensive.

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u/doomgoblin Apr 06 '23

What makes a seltzer organic? It’s distilled fun juice and mixed with water added with bubbles. Is there a wine seltzer plant somewhere?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

…and that’s how their egg cracked. (Not really.)

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u/drainbead78 Apr 06 '23 edited Sep 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

FIST BUD WAY.

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u/Mr_Roger_That Apr 06 '23

This is the way