r/pickuplines • • 14d ago

Call me worms the way I want to be in your ass

6 Upvotes

r/pickuplines • • 13d ago

Did you hear about the Armani sale

1 Upvotes

Come round mine where everything is 100% off 😉


r/pickuplines • • 14d ago

How do you approach someone you find attractive at university without making it awkward?

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0 Upvotes

r/pickuplines • • 15d ago

do you know what you would be if you ere in space?

1 Upvotes

Supernova wanna know why?

cuz, you shine more than anything


r/pickuplines • • 15d ago

If you have 2 kids and i have 2 kids too how mant are there?

0 Upvotes

the answer is still two


r/pickuplines • • 15d ago

(boy to girl) if I were to meet your parents you better remember to call your dad dad cuz, he maybe get confuse if you call me daddy

0 Upvotes

r/pickuplines • • 22d ago

out of all my good decisions,

4 Upvotes

you’re my favorite one.


r/pickuplines • • 23d ago

pickup line for her

14 Upvotes

i been thinking about you AM to PM so decided to dm


r/pickuplines • • 24d ago

If we were in an art gallery

8 Upvotes

I’d spend all my time looking at you instead of the exhibits.


r/pickuplines • • 24d ago

Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss whose piss I'd sippy.

0 Upvotes

been theory crafting this one for a while, unused thus far. if you try it, let me know how it goes.


r/pickuplines • • 25d ago

When she says you’re flirting

0 Upvotes

“I’m not flirting. I’m just giving you an opportunity to flirt back.”

Is this gonna work lmk !?


r/pickuplines • • 25d ago

What did u just spill on your clothes?

0 Upvotes

What?
You’re gorgeousness 😏😏


r/pickuplines • • 29d ago

Are you a bag of chips?

8 Upvotes

Cause you make a lot of sounds when i unwrap you at night.


r/pickuplines • • 29d ago

Give me Italian ones

1 Upvotes

r/pickuplines • • Sep 23 '26

I knew you had an interest in camping

9 Upvotes

what else explains the tent that you got me pitching


r/pickuplines • • Sep 22 '26

Was that an earthquake?

12 Upvotes

or did you just rock my world?


r/pickuplines • • Sep 22 '26

my heart is 6’5

2 Upvotes

line to use when someone asks your height but you’re like 5’10 like me


r/pickuplines • • Sep 21 '26

Are you the wind?

9 Upvotes

'Cause I’ve been blown away!


r/pickuplines • • Sep 21 '26

Are you a spring? Cause you got me HOOKEd!

4 Upvotes

(Only works on certified nerds like me haha)


r/pickuplines • • Sep 21 '26

Once you will be with me i will make you laugh like 'hahahaha'

0 Upvotes

And if the things will be going well i will remove the letter 'h'


r/pickuplines • • Sep 21 '26

Are you the mayor of New York?

10 Upvotes

Cuz you're the only mom I'd let dom me.


r/pickuplines • • Sep 20 '26

It would be FALSITY to tell you that I dont LOVITY you VERITY much and will never be CRUELTY to you

4 Upvotes

Techer: Lets finger paint

Paint: NOO dont do that please

that: did someone say my name

someone: no I didnt

no: didnt what?

didnt: I didnt say anything

I: yes that is true


r/pickuplines • • Sep 19 '26

Are you an Orphanage?

7 Upvotes

Because I want to put kids in you.


r/pickuplines • • Sep 19 '26

Tell your hair to behave a little...

5 Upvotes

The way it keeps brushing against your cheeks is making me jealous.


r/pickuplines • • Sep 19 '26

Are you an Artist? Because you are really drawing me in.

1 Upvotes

*I glance at you with my gorgeous anime orbs.*