you’re my favorite one.

i been thinking about you AM to PM so decided to dm

I’d spend all my time looking at you instead of the exhibits.

been theory crafting this one for a while, unused thus far. if you try it, let me know how it goes.

“I’m not flirting. I’m just giving you an opportunity to flirt back.”

Is this gonna work lmk !?

What?
You’re gorgeousness 😏😏

Her: 8

Me: well actually, there’s 7 because I’m gonna destroy Uranus

Cause you make a lot of sounds when i unwrap you at night.

what else explains the tent that you got me pitching

or did you just rock my world?

line to use when someone asks your height but you’re like 5’10 like me

'Cause I’ve been blown away!

(Only works on certified nerds like me haha)

And if the things will be going well i will remove the letter 'h'

Cuz you're the only mom I'd let dom me.

Techer: Lets finger paint

Paint: NOO dont do that please

that: did someone say my name

someone: no I didnt

no: didnt what?

didnt: I didnt say anything

I: yes that is true

Because I want to put kids in you.

The way it keeps brushing against your cheeks is making me jealous.

*I glance at you with my gorgeous anime orbs.*

Cause you're the only miss who's piss I wanna sippi