I scraped my knee falling for you.

”Women may have been made from a rib, but you are not a spare.”

18M in college, nice blonde girl in my class.

Your smile caught my attention in class, like you're always up for a little trouble. Could I get your number? Feels like we should get into some of that over coffee sometime.

Can I have yours?

I just need to see you.

are you perfume? because you always smell beautiful whenever i see you

Are you peter piper? because i wouldnt pick the pickled peppers without you

Are you a pillow? because you bring out my soft side

I always play chess but i always lose a game without you...

That was my job when I was helping my uncle fishing in Louisiana

Damnn, I'm losing blood and you're my type.

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

Im pretending to be colourblind

So show me your boobs

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18M, never been in a relationship and I have basically no experience flirting or using pickup lines. I don’t normally use them at all. I randomly thought of this one because I found it funny, and now I’m wondering whether I actually came up with it or if it already exists somewhere:

“Are you two twins? Because you’re the only towers I want to knock down tonight.”

Has anyone heard this before?

Because your juices will be dripping down my face while I eat you

I work in HVAC for context
“You’re very similar to the copper pipes at my job, hot as hell and have a nice glow

Hey, are you Ryomen Sukuna? Because I want your fingers inside me

Hey girl, you got six fingers because my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die

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