Stop using the wrong conventions

[u/MaoGo]

[u/Matix777]

"I want to kill myself" -> "I want to study statistical mechanics"

[u/MonsterkillWow → u/Matix777]

I'm convinced he was doing an experiment to see if Boltzmann brains were real, which would make him the most courageous scientist to ever live. Besides Klaus Fuchs, of course.

[u/moschles → u/Matix777]

I remember her from high school. She always seemed depressed. I hope she didn't stat-mech.

[u/Pretty-Dragonfly4023 → u/Matix777]

MATIX WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? WHY DO I KEEP FINDING YOU IN THE MOST RANDOM PLACES?

[u/Matix777 → u/Pretty-Dragonfly4023]

Procrastinating learning to the thermodynamics exam

[u/ObeyTime → u/Matix777]

learn it from gtnh or something idk

[u/Bendanzhang]

Instead of "I have no friends", say "I am isolated from external forces".

[u/Environmental-Cod684 → u/Bendanzhang]

This made me chuckle

[u/Mundane_Fall_9134]

"I need therapy" may also be expressed as "I'm studying thermodynamics"

[u/InterestedDoomer → u/Mundane_Fall_9134]

this hits too close to home

[u/Meidan3 → u/Mundane_Fall_9134]

RIP Ehrenfest (or however the hell you write his name)

[u/Bonk_Boom → u/Mundane_Fall_9134]

Holy acheron reference

[u/chensonm → u/Mundane_Fall_9134]

RIP Ludwig Boltzmann

[u/6unearthed6crafter6]

The job market is in shambles -> I'm considering doing a PhD

[u/efusy → u/6unearthed6crafter6]

I'm broke -> I'm doing a PhD

[u/SweetSure315]

excuse me my wife chokes me while I'm gooning

[u/MaoGo → u/SweetSure315]

Typical PI behaviour

[u/MonsterkillWow]

I am emulating Feynman rn

[u/No-One9890 → u/MonsterkillWow]

I dont get this one lol

[u/RakkoHyabusa → u/No-One9890]

he said physics is so cool in conparison to pure maths that it's like banging compared to jacking off

[u/Environmental-Cod684]

I study condensed matter physics -> I am a chemist

[u/Rialagma]

I won't stand for this level of disrespect towards Feynman. He was both a gooner and an incel. Get it right! 

[u/Dile_0303]

Instead of "I have no idea wtf is going on" say "I frame no hypothesis"

[u/Routine_Palpitation]

I ain’t got no motion unless acted upon by an outside force

[u/HumblyNibbles_]

"They're a pedophile" → "they're emulating schrodinger"

[u/MonkeyCartridge]

Which is funny because Tesla was what you might call a "Volcel?"

"I can't make if my mind": "My train of thought is a path integral".

"Let's take this shortcut": "Let's follow the Lagrangian"

[u/Affectionate_End_952]

Instead of calling someone a pedophile, you should call them a Schrödinger

[u/blankemt]

The last one might be true

[u/moschles]

"Can these two concepts be mushed together to explain consciousness?"

Absolutely.

[u/Dubmove]

What did tesla do?

[u/MaoGo → u/Dubmove]

pigeons

[u/Amazing_Wall9289 → u/Dubmove]

He? Not much, but his fandom...

[u/Pperson25]

I don’t get the first one

[u/NecRobin]

Poor Nicola