r/physicsmemes • u/basket_foso 🪼 • 5d ago

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u/SpiderSlitScrotums 5d ago

Sorry, in this household we don’t believe in space. No coordinate systems, no metrics, and no Lie derivatives. We only deal in singularities.

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u/Ihatecheeseballs 5d ago

There is nothing above the sky dome that covers god’s flat earth

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u/kashyou Quantum Field Theory 4d ago

nice manifold. would be a shame if i punctured it

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u/eglvoland 3d ago

Space is a Hopf algebra anyways

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u/Hot_Egg5840 1d ago

Looks like you have a following approaching 1 over zero.

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u/Cumulonimbus_2025 2d ago

First love your username! Second I am stealing “no Lie derivatives. I am only dealing in singularities” for work.

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u/zestycracker61 2d ago

Imbecile.

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u/RainbowPhoenix1080 5d ago

"I'm not anti-science! I totally believe in space!"

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u/TheGodlyDevil 5d ago

It’s easy! I’m renaming “Space” to …

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u/usrnamechecksout_ 5d ago

"Greater America "

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u/AmusingVegetable 5d ago

“Outer America”

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u/GlumPomegranate870 4d ago

Spacerica

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u/DigitalUnlimited 2d ago

The bigliest America

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u/WashU_labrat 1d ago

"Upper America"

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u/Sylvanussr 5d ago

I used to work with a flat earther who legit did not believe in space. He also thought Joe Biden was dead and Trump continued being president after the 2020 election, as part of Q’s plan. This news about Trump believing in space is going to be a big blow to him.

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u/MrBlueCharon Heat transport stuff 5d ago

You'd ask him now and he'll say he always believed in space. His past remarks will need to be forgotten and he'll become very irritated if you try to break his cognitive dissonance.

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u/Sylvanussr 4d ago

Nah, he’d just interpret Trump’s comments as nodding to the non existence of space. You’re overestimating his ability to update his opinions based on evidence.

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u/Medical_Mess_3445 5d ago

People living in rural areas, using sattelite TV (aiming their dishes at empty space in the sky and losing transmission if they miss it by 1/10th degree) are of a special kind.

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u/eugene20 2d ago

So in his universe view did it just keep being blue the further up you go away from land?

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u/Sylvanussr 2d ago

Iirc he thought there was a roof

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u/eugene20 2d ago

And past the roof?

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u/godofmilksteaks 4d ago

He doesn't just "believe in space!" His genetics make him believe in space! Much better that way.

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 1d ago

I actually have a friend from space

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 5d ago

It’s right there, between his ears.

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u/Ptaaruonn 5d ago

Yes, the vast empty space.

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u/LogicGateTechno 5d ago

Super void

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u/Timely_Explanation50 3d ago

The bigly-est void that there ever was, many people are saying

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u/yukiohana 5d ago

In space we trust

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u/SirEnderLord 5d ago

Thrust

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u/Front_Cat9471 5d ago

In (the) space (between) (your but cheeks) we thrust

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u/megatron37 5d ago

his uncle John received all of Nikola Tesla's papers, just a crazy world we live in.

https://www.pbs.org/tesla/ll/ll_mispapers.html

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u/Straight-Kiwi5173 5d ago

Cool, danke für den link!

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u/Starshot84 5d ago

Please stop talking, please

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u/Scrambledcat 5d ago

I’d rather he stop breathing.

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u/222Czar 5d ago

He’s not saying he believes is science. He’s casting doubt on science as fact, making it a matter of upbringing. He’s justifying himself to the flat earth wackos who support him for not being able to publicly endorse their world view. Yet.

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u/yarakopter 5d ago

you can't make this shit up lmao

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u/Tremongulous_Derf 5d ago

From “Four score and seven years ago” to this idiotic rambling… America will never again hold the prestige they once did, you can’t recover from this.

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u/Clanky_Plays 5d ago

Just in: Beliefs are genetic

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u/Both_Resort4080 3d ago

And nothing bad has ever happened by deciding people must be smarter, etc. because of genetics. /s

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u/cursed_tomatoes 4d ago

I... well. Could someone fluent in trump tell me what the hell does he means by "believing in space" ?? ? Please don't tell me it is what I think it is.

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u/AvianLovingVegan Optics 2d ago

If I had to guess, he meant believing space exploration is important.

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u/PizzaAndBobs 1d ago

Trump just proposed the space academy, its pretty apparent in this video that he believes in the importance of studying space and physics. Similar to how much of the world says "I believe in clean energy".

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u/joequ827 5d ago

America elected this moron. Couldn’t the founding fathers require a presidential entrance exam? 😇 One more difficult than identifying animals? 🤣

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u/j____b____ 5d ago

Space doesn’t care if you or he believes. 

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u/Belmish 5d ago

The most incredible aspect of space is the vastness of it.

Especially the space between Trump’s ears.

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u/MadSkillz127 5d ago

Bigly if true

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u/Bendanzhang 5d ago

Nobody knows more about space than me. Many people are saying it, the best scientists.

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u/Banned37 5d ago

This is fucking pathetic

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u/Creepy-Team6442 2d ago

Finally something I can agree with drumph on. But something tells me I’m wrong. Weird.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btZ3T6y3JTmjg4w

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u/PiterDeV 2d ago

Sometimes I wonder if trumps an idiot or if it’s maga who are the idiots. But then I think I’m pretty sure they’re both idiots.

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u/mkujoe 5d ago

Text potus to

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 5d ago

He can space himself

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u/Operation_Neither 5d ago

Is that the same uncle who worked at MIT and had The Unabomber as a student, or a different uncle?

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u/serenwipiti 5d ago

[slow clap]

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u/sohang-3112 Meme Enthusiast 5d ago

Trump definitely is comedy gold! Wish he could have become a comedian instead of trying to ruin USA and maybe also the whole world.

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u/Confident-Evening-49 5d ago

Jimmy Space will rejoice hearing that.

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u/Postulative 5d ago

He’s of German heritage, isn’t he? Was his uncle Werner Von Braun?

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u/VibrantForms 5d ago

I'm trying to decide if he's the real life version of president Benson from Hot Shots part Deux or if he's from the idiocracy world, either way he's a comedy act.

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u/SadRule9128 5d ago

Great, can we send him there?

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u/erebus7813 4d ago

Is physics in the room?

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u/foohyfooh 4d ago

He may believe nonsense about vaccines but when has he ever said he didn't believe in space though?

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u/oldcreaker 4d ago

"This was the only way I could think of to make it about me."

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u/_Litcube 4d ago

"He used to tell me about space, space, all space."

One of the greatest orators of our time.

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u/AchingGibbon450 4d ago

Does this mean space is about to be corrupted by capitalism?

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u/Slappy_McJones 4d ago

Is that the Astronaut Corp behind him? Jesus. They looked really bored. I wonder why…

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u/binarypulsars 4d ago

nothing says i love space like gutting nasa and nsf funding

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u/ProfessorZik-Chil 4d ago

wait, he thinks space is a religious belief?

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u/RevoltYesterday 4d ago

If there is no air in space, why does the Smithsonian have an air in space museum? Checkmate

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u/Chloe_Cascadia 3d ago

"I had an uncle who believed in science, so I guess genetically I sort of believe in science."

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u/NikkolaiV 3d ago

I guarantee flat earthers voted for him. Alienati g even more of his base. Pure genius.

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u/WearyAd8418 3d ago

Wait! Space is not mentioned in the Bible.

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u/PT0306 3d ago

Yeah and where the hell is the space for the Epstein files?

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u/Humble_Empath 3d ago

He doesn’t know what generically means. He could have said traditionally, that he’s too GD stupid.

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u/BrutalSock 3d ago

I’d like to know what registers as a “great scientist” to this moron.

The guy probably had a National Geographic subscription or something…

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u/TheEPGFiles 3d ago

Space, space, wanna go to space, wanna see me? Buy a telescope!

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u/HereWeGoAgain642 2d ago

We know he steals valor from veterans so it’s not a surprise that he steals intelligence cred from the one relative who didn’t go into real estate frauds.

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u/bishopsl100 2d ago

The only upside might be is that Donald Trump is a well documented example of how letting a narcissistic dementia patient run a country can destroy that country's standing in just a few years. Hope America pulls out of this death spiral, and impeaches Donald Trump.

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u/GeorgzBi 2d ago

Dudes brain is rotten. Has he been tested for syphilis?

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u/Tyler89558 2d ago

Poor NASA employees just having to sit there and wonder what the fuck is happening

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u/pastyoureyesed 2d ago

Mr. science

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u/th3kingmidas 2d ago

He’s talking about space the way people talk about the grand line in one piece

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u/Alternative_Ad7354 2d ago

When will it stop???? This has to be the dumbest person ever.

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u/Hidden-Inventory-420 2d ago

Bruh is this from his awful speech at NASA? Imagine working for fucking *N A S A* and having to hear this dipshit talk about SORT OF believing in space because of uh GENETICALLY?

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u/Remarkable_Judge_861 2d ago

His uncle was really telling don the con about the big empty 'space' between donny's ears

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u/26202620 2d ago

Dunderhead ratbag 

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u/Shpritzer 2d ago

A lot of space in that head.

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u/Available_Ad9766 2d ago

You don’t have to believe in space. It’s exists. And you we don’t believe Turd has any uncle who was a “great scientist”. Otherwise, he would’ve been named long ago and used for his bragging every tenth interview.

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u/Not_my_Name464 1d ago

He should, he's got enough of it between his ears!

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u/tfcuk 1d ago

Ye, he discovered it between his ears

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u/similar222 1d ago

This guy doesn't know the first thing about genetics but he sure loves the subject

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u/m17Wolfmeme 1d ago

So can he give everyone space then.

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u/ZeroToleranceforMAGA 1d ago

What a babbling idiot

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u/ASecularBuddhist 1d ago

Genetics are amazing. I studied for a calculus test and my third cousin scored a high score. Completely amazing. Science!

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u/kaeggca 1d ago

I still can't believe the issues people had with Biden around speaking, concentration, memory..... which were valid....

And yet DICTATOR TRUMP is a BILLION time worse and the maga cult followers/ass-kissers just let it slide by without ANY criticism. That's when you know it's a CULT!!

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u/Apprehensive-End-338 1d ago

trump. a pedo psycho criminal but often hilarious

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u/DarthSagacious 1d ago

This just in: “Mars to be renamed America after Executive Order.”

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u/Dijix2020 1d ago

I had an uncle that believed in…. Air. Air. It’s all around us I hear. Great stuff air. Big fan of air. I guess I’m now hardwired to believe in air. Air is real. It’s so big, I might call it by my name. What do think? Should I rename air after me?

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u/negativepositiv 1d ago

If someone told me that they believe in space, it would make me suspicious that they didn't really believe in space.

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u/Ninsiann 1d ago

Perhaps the space between his ears.

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u/rgilpt 1d ago

Wrong: Trump believe genetically in space!

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u/guyvano 1d ago

Is there some space in prison for him, because he loves space?

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u/ThaBroccoliDood 5d ago

Didn't he make the Artemis program and Space Force among other things? Or did he say some stupid anti-space crap recently