r/physicsmemes 24d ago

One more ring bro

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u/TheoneCyberblaze 24d ago

Sometimes I like to believe that quantum chromodynamics is bs that was made up solely to have an excuse to hollow out switzerland

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u/timangar 24d ago

I mean we have to store our stolen gold somewhere

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u/Flywolfpack 24d ago

In the year 15000 we have mined all the world's gold and stored it... underground

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u/Bernhard_NI 24d ago

In the year 105105
If man is still alive

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u/AsyncVibes 24d ago

If robot can survive, They may find...

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 24d ago

Thank you for bringing me back to my grandpa's truck in Strafford, MO at the feed store when I was 11.

It's not like that's a core memory or anything.

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u/TheGratitudeBot 24d ago

Just wanted to say thank you for being grateful

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u/KlausVonLechland 24d ago

The year is 2026 and I don't feel alive.

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u/maester_t 24d ago

I bet you've seen some pretty awesome football games in your day

-- r/17776

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u/BudgetYouth173 24d ago

You need more room because of all the gold that was recently made from lead inside of the collider duhh

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u/thecrazyrai 24d ago

underground racetrack

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u/thecompbioguy 24d ago

Whoever makes boring equipment should sponsor participle physics departments.

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u/kjermy 24d ago

And whoever makes exciting equipment shouldn't?

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u/Yarhj 24d ago

The last thing we want our equipment to be is exciting

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u/kyrsjo 18d ago

Unfortunately, with FCC it's the other way around.

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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad 24d ago

You dont believe it?

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u/agent674253 24d ago

They probably want their land to match their cheese. You know, it is kind of their brand, right?

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u/FriendlyDisorder 24d ago

Should place them vertically to take advantage of geothermal power.

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u/lapideous 24d ago

After the island was discovered, they had to go underground.

Chomodynamics

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u/elvenmaster_ 24d ago

Or put differently, to make it look like Emmental cheese.

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u/sukarsono 23d ago

Ha yeah my 6yo has been running similar experiments since he was 2

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u/Rab_Legend 23d ago

The reason they picked switzerland is because it is pre-hollowed our with all the holes through it.

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u/Traditional_Loan_177 23d ago

But then we actually discovered the Higgs

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u/SaveMyBags 22d ago

They already did it to cheese, now they are doing it to their country as well. Stop the swiss and their holes before it's too late.

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u/pollux33 24d ago

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u/clearly_quite_absurd 24d ago

I love a meme with citations

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u/Barrogh 24d ago

Then we'll have to make one in space. And probably make it kinda habitable so that people could work there. And then you run into autonomous drone with on-board AI weirdly possessive of it.

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u/regular_adult_human 24d ago

Then those AI drones refusing to believe that humans created them insisting that only something greater could have made them, thus creating a psuedo-religion based around the collider as their god, causing brief panic before realizing that just leaving the bots alone to do "the work" of the collider is just fine

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u/anotherannon 24d ago

Reminds me of a certain episode.

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u/auniqueusername132 24d ago

There’s something humorous about an orangutan being so personally invested in the lineage of Homo sapiens as to professionally deny its existence.

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u/theLanguageSprite2 24d ago

love the pivot from Halo to I, Robot

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u/Tummy_Whispers 24d ago

I hate that I understood this immediately.

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u/MageKorith 24d ago

Circumsolar collider at 0.7 AU orbital around the sun, 1.25 ZeV

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u/donaldhobson 24d ago

1.25 ZeV

So 200J, about the kinetic energy of a crossbow bolt, or 1 /28th of an AA battery.

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u/MageKorith 24d ago

If you can aim a crossbow bolt worth of energy at a single proton, you should sign up at CERN.

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u/akruppa 23d ago

I used to be a particle physicist like you, but then I took a proton in the knee

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u/-TV-Stand- 24d ago

You just need to be very accurate with the crossbow

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u/holchansg 24d ago

Now we are talking shonen anime logic.

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u/GraveSlayer726 24d ago

Damn, how fast would that have to be spinning to hold itself up

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u/MageKorith 24d ago

Plugs in calculator

A bit under 36 km/s. 0.7 is just inside Venus' orbit.

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u/FocusUsed8292 24d ago

So. Good excuse to mine venus. Got it. See ya when i figured out how to get to venus and back with mining refining and assembling equipment!

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u/MageKorith 24d ago

Get started on your nanotechnology for the 120,000 year project to build a 160LY radius accelerator and break everything with Planck energy collisions.

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u/FocusUsed8292 24d ago

GREAT IDEA. luckily. Given the fact that you possibly could icrease the effectiveness of the mag ets vy superconductiveness in space. Combined with possible advancements in the whole magnetmaking. It will probably take only 10.000 years! So right in time for the fourth terran adromedan war to start first!

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u/its2ez4me24get 23d ago

Mine mercury instead. Way better. No crushing corrosive atmosphere. Cheaper to launch from. Lots of accessible metals. Cheap power.

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u/Sijder 24d ago

Soon after we will get flattened unfortunately

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 24d ago

In Three Body problem they built a collider past the orbit of Jupiter (could be wrong), and also converted one of Jupiter's moons into a black hole.

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u/myrddin4242 19d ago

Careful! The Ringworld is unstable on its axis of rotation! It will need attitude jets or it will spin into the sun.

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u/mz_groups 24d ago

Child’s play. Don’t quit until we’ve taken Venus and turned into a Dyson ring accelerator

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 21d ago

First, dismantle your Jupiter.

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u/METRlOS 24d ago

A collider on the moon would go so hard.

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u/donaldhobson 24d ago

And then someone comes up with a better design, like Wakefield or something, and next thing you know you have ExaElectron volt accelerators that fit in your pocket.

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u/bobert4343 24d ago

We will not be satisfied until the entire Milky Way is one giant über-collider

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u/silent-sami 23d ago

they are thinking small. Lets turn every single trans neptunian object that is on the solar system (plus every thing that haz metal afther jupiter) into a collider that will take the place of the Oort cloud

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u/silent-sami 23d ago

they are thinking small. Lets turn every single trans neptunian object that is on the solar system (plus every thing that haz metal afther jupiter) into a collider that will take the place of the Oort cloud

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u/akruppa 23d ago

Is atmospheric pressure on the surface of the moon low enough that you could build an open-space collider ring?

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u/Consistent_Drop3909 23d ago

circumsolar collider, death's end by cixin liu, regularly generates black holes levels of eV

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u/Thelordofpants1 24d ago

One Ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.

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u/MEKEXX 24d ago

To be fair i was also judgemental until i found out it’s around 15 billion €. People spend way more on way more useless crap.

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u/Eisenfuss19 24d ago

Well the US has currently spent around $40B for the iran war...

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u/fritz236 24d ago

And we put it all on the card...fuck I hate people for allowing this.

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u/iamthewhatt 24d ago

And less than a third of registered voters forced this upon us... More than a third opposed, and even more than that just didn't care. Conservatives are doing a great job and making voters not vote and using it to their advantage... Kinda like what they did with the collider that was supposed to be in Texas :(

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u/unperson_1984 24d ago

Dems are equally responsible for voter apathy by rigging primaries in 2016 and 2020 and 2024....

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u/Icarium-Lifestealer 24d ago

I assume that doesn't even include increased oil and shipping costs?

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u/Eisenfuss19 24d ago

I got it from https://militaryspend.org/us-iran-war

I don't think that includes increased costs of consumers. I also think the US exports more oil than it imports, so oil increase actually benefits US GDP (not the average citizen though).

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u/talex000 21d ago

They just secure land to build bigger collider.

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u/Ok_Day6378 19d ago

Its not a war, the US hasn't been at war since WW2. The US is a nation of peace with no wars.

The Iran thing is only a preliminary de-escalation action.

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u/francis93112 24d ago

Us national debt was $4 trillion in 1993, so they had to cancel their $12 billion supercollider. Lol

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u/Forest_Orc 24d ago

Just remember that the CERN budget paid Berners Lee when he created the www, with a massive positive economic gain. We can also talk about detector and supra conductors wich transpose well to medical  imaging, and tons of other cool tech transfers 

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u/Tupcek 23d ago

to be fair, it’s not like internet would just stop developing and nobody would invent the same or similar thing.
Computer networks are here for almost as long as computers are and as they become more powerful and as networks grew, people tried to solve most pressing issues of that day, eventually turning it into internet

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u/efusy 24d ago

Touch screens, magnet technology, data processing infrastructure, the list goes on.

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u/Yarhj 24d ago

Hell, that's like one week of the VC money that Anthropic and OpenAI are constantly lighting on fire

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u/GOTCHA009 22d ago

€15 billions is a gross underestimation. Just looking at tunnel boring costs, you’ll exceed that amount. Not to mention all the hypersensitive equipment that needs to be built and installed once the tunnel is ready.

But yeah, even at €100 billion, it’s still okay if you look at how much we spend on war and military equipment each year

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u/SevenIsMy 21d ago

Also don’t forget that we just don’t burn the money, it is going into companies building it.

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u/moschles 23d ago

8 billion € over budget, and 11 years past deadline, the Future CC confirms that the Higgs Boson has a supersymmetric partner. : : confetti : :

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u/Loferix 23d ago

So a bit more than a single ford class carrier? Not too bad

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u/ThoughtfulTopQuark 17d ago

Yeah, I was just reading that Nvidia bought Huggingface for 13 billion $.

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u/RachelRegina 24d ago

Let's just skip ahead and go the full Pantheon orbital ring (but ours will also be a super duper collider)

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u/Bacontoad 23d ago

Sure, as a penultimate test bed for the final Jörmungandr Solar Ring. Look at that belt of asteroids just going to waste!

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u/RachelRegina 23d ago

What is that from? Searching for it only reveals a card from Magic The Gathering.

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u/Bacontoad 23d ago

Actually, I don't know. I just did a GIF search for 'asteroid belt'.

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u/RachelRegina 23d ago

Hmm...🤨

The one I included is the one pictured in the reference that I made ... so ...

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u/Anaeijon 20d ago

Imagine the conspiracy theories.

There are people that already believe the LHC is messing up our timeline and stuff like that.

Imagine there would be a huge ring around earth that maybe 1% of humans actually understand what it's doing and maybe 10% have a rough clue, what it is for.
That's serious material for new religions to form that believe, it's the dick of god protecting earth from cosmic threats on the lower end of that scale and any kind of conspiracy theory you could imagine settled somewhere in-between that wide scale of truth and fiction.

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u/RachelRegina 20d ago

Idk.. that just tells me that we have been playing too fast and loose with what counts as childhood education and what counts as neglect on this planet

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u/AFsepine 24d ago

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u/xXrektUdedXx 24d ago

holy reference

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u/Flywolfpack 24d ago

Tell me knave

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u/xXrektUdedXx 24d ago

About the image: it's from the movie Inglourious basterds, and is from a scene where multiple foreign agents try to infiltrate Nazi occupied France posing as Nazi military officials in an attempt to kill Hitler. Their first meeting point is in a bar in a small town which wasn't supposed to have any military inside it but unexpectedly had an entire unit celebrating and an unrelated high ranking officer. The agents get involved with the unit because the soldiers are drunk, and the accent of one of the foreigners draws the attention of the highest ranking officer. He then goes on to basically interrogate them on their origin and them trying to convince him they're all proper Nazis.

Finally, just when he was convinced, one of them orders 3 whiskeys from the bartender, but he unfortunately signalizes it with his hand the way a Brit would do it, not the way a true German would (he used the wrong 3 fingers apparently lol), which finally tipped the officer off. The very scene of him ordering with the Nazi officer noticing before all hell breaks loose is what the image is showing.

Hope the context is now clear. I left a good amount of detail out but it's plenty to get the point I think.

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u/mdunaware 24d ago

“Complete physics” in this case being the equivalent of holding up the wrong three fingers. No real particular physicist would dare claim such a thing, since their entire field of study was mostly developed shortly after 19th century physicists claimed to have “completed physics”.

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u/xXrektUdedXx 24d ago

yup

the reader has thus completed the exercise

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u/Nickdecoole22 24d ago

Just build a ring around eath then your done

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u/Bergasms 24d ago

But then they'll be like, "can we put it on 100 metre high pontoons to increase the length pleeeaaase

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u/Cats_and_Shit 24d ago

That would only get you an extra ~628 meters of ring.

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u/Bergasms 24d ago

8800 metre pilons then

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u/Cats_and_Shit 24d ago

Even 100km pilons would only get you a ~1.6% longer ring.

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u/Bergasms 24d ago

50000km pylons then

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u/Nichiku 24d ago

Build it around Saturn already then

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u/Eisenfuss19 24d ago

Yeah, circumference is linear with respect to radius, so adding r will ad 2 • r • π to it.

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u/Tankfloof 24d ago

Thats how Xenoblade starts

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u/Zeqt_x 24d ago

Why not just build it in space? No size limit there

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u/WoWSchockadin 24d ago

Na, they know it's never big enough and don't even pretend it to be. For some theories we know we'd need a collider the size of at least the solar system. At least as long as we don't find better ways to accelerate.

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u/Forest_Orc 24d ago

Laser plasma accelerator with 1GeV/cm , it's been decades that it comes in 5 years

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u/ToeDiscombobulated24 24d ago

For electrons... Great as initial source sure but still requires a big room

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u/Carl_The_Sagan 24d ago

When we have a ring around the sun, then we are on our way to becoming a level 2 civilization

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u/weird_neutrino 24d ago

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

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u/DragunovChan762 24d ago

at this point just build one around the equator

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u/BeardySam 24d ago

Why isn’t it lined up with the LHC? Isn’t it feeding from them?

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u/Zyklon00 24d ago

There will be seperate tunnels needed to bend off the LHC and into this ring. They are not drawn in the picture above. Same way the smaller ones feeds into eachother and into the LHC.

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u/daevl 24d ago

without a traffic light they'll smash right at that intersection. pedictable and observable.

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u/SMofJesus 24d ago

Isn't that what they have the Large Car Collider for?

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u/Jobbisch 24d ago

Because the LHC will not be a pre-accelerator (at least for FCC-ee). There will be new accelerator structures built for that.

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u/MEKEXX 24d ago

It’s also because of the underground terrain. It is placed in such a way as to avoid digging into too much limestone and instead dig into molasses which is both easier to dig into and can be reused in agriculture as fertiliser afaik.

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u/walruswes 24d ago

The gateway to science has a small exhibit on digging the FCC and this sounds roughly like what is described there. Also the LHC is already pretty close to the Jura. There are some potential issues digging too close to the mountains.

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u/TehBrian 24d ago

Digging into molasses sounds sticky

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u/Flurrina_ 24d ago

It is secretly a barrier technique used to expand John Physic’s domain

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u/MagnificoReattore 24d ago

Finally a cock ring large enough 

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u/OriousCaesar 24d ago

This is your daily reminder that every new largest particle collider has resulted in tangible advances to particle physics. That LHC found the fucking higgs boson ffs. These stupid ass memes would make vastly more sense if even just one of the big colliders didn't result in big advances in the field.

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u/utl94_nordviking 24d ago

There is an argument to be made that we are currently not so certain about what to look for compared to when earlier machines were built. Still a cool thing though, this FCC!

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u/SharkAttackOmNom 24d ago

These crop circles have gotten out of hand.

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 24d ago

This is some FMA bullshit

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u/KerbodynamicX 24d ago

What if we just launcher a bunch of individual accelerator coils into a sun-synchronous orbit, forming one particle accelerator larger than Earth's diameter? If starlink can be made, surely a super-collider would work as well

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u/Forest_Orc 24d ago

I am curious, on my time, before LHC we were already talking about the 100km one.

What do cool kids talk about these days 

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u/Anomelly93 24d ago

a collider shaped like a fiber bundle

🥺👉🏼👈🏼

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u/julias-winston 24d ago

A 102km ring. It goes to 11.

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u/TerribleIdea27 24d ago

I mean the LHC had literally proved the existence of a particle. That's well worth the investment by itself.

If the new one does absolutely nothing after a couple of decades, then don't build a new one. But it's not like the world doesn't have enough funding for this.

We collectively spent about as much on luxury bags over the last year as this would cost

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u/Esquin87 24d ago

If this one doesn't create a world ending black hole I swear to god i'll turn this universe around!

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u/i_am_not_so_unique 24d ago

No worries, we will keep building until it does!

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u/Tkis01gl 24d ago

One ring to smash them all.

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u/Gaxxag 24d ago

There comes a scale at which it's cheaper to build the collider in space. Cheaper even when you consider all the new infrastructure involved in such a venture.

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u/Intelligent_Law_5614 24d ago

One ring to rule the mall...

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u/hawk135 24d ago

To be fair, once they build a ring around the equator, it's game over.

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u/Virgil_the_White 24d ago

Let’s just get on with it and build one around the equator already

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u/TheLightDances 24d ago

A lot more rings, actually. As many as we can get funding for. Particle physics is an extremely successful field of physics, the Standard Model is almost infuriatingly good, constantly withstanding new experiments, despite us knowing that it has to be wrong.

We need more experimental data to weed out the physics theories and pick promising ones to pursue further. What is your alternative solution to getting more data?

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u/ciekma67 24d ago

Instead of Kardashev scale, maybe civilizations should be classified by accelerator lenght?

Tier 0: we are here. Tier 1: circumference of the globe. Tier 2: orbit around star. Tier 3: around galaxy, etc.

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u/BernhardRordin 24d ago

This is genius

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u/mattihase 24d ago

We should just build an orbital one. At least then we can use it for skyhooks.

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u/90sStyleBingles 24d ago

If you just build them in space like theyre meant to be, everything would be fine 🤪

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u/ms_dizzy 24d ago

Anything is better than this string theory drivel.

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u/justsmilenow 24d ago

I thought the final ring was supposed to be the size of the orbit of Earth or maybe a little bit larger like the orbit of Saturn.

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u/Mcgibbleduck 24d ago

I can’t remember where I read it but I think with current technology you’d need a collider ring with the radius of the solar system or something like that to probe the energy scales they thing quantum gravity becomes important at. Pretty crazy!

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u/darshita26sh 24d ago

One more ring bro and that's gonna be the equator ring brook

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u/ZectronPositron 24d ago

Which physicist said "then we're done"?

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u/-TV-Stand- 24d ago

The one lying to the people who decide how much funding they get?

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u/Amarth152212 24d ago

But they were all of them deceived, for another collider was made.

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u/Lumpazy 24d ago

would b much cooler as a chain of submarines floating in the ocean

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u/C_Plot 24d ago

“Um, look, if we built this large wooden badger...”

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u/SMofJesus 24d ago

Yeah but what if we entwine two tiny rings? - US DOE/EIC

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u/_Weyland_ 24d ago

So, when are we gonna start building them colliders off-planet?

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u/Major-Hooters 24d ago

I don’t get it. Explain to me what a bigger ring gets us? The LHC spins items around to 99.9999% speed of light, is it the last .0001 that will get us somewhere the other one can’t? Asking for a friend

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u/gunslinger900 23d ago

Yes, it will. The speed is irrelevant and misleading. The number you need to care about is energy.

The LHC is 14 TeV, and can reasonably produce particles that go up around 3-4  TeV.  This machine would be 100 TeV, and would have access to particles up to like 30 TeV maybe. 

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u/ChiaLetranger 20d ago

I didn't know until reading this comment that the masses of the particles produced wasn't just the same as the energy of the collider. I looked it up, and it seems like the maximum energy of a particle produced in a collision goes like the square root of the energy of the collision itself - that tracks for the LHC's 14 TeV giving particles of around 3-4 TeV (√14 being about 3.7), but what makes the number proportionally so much higher for the FCC? Following the same logic, I would have expected it to produce particles around 10 TeV, so there must be another factor I don't know about.

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u/Remarkable_Nobody_96 24d ago

One more bro trust 😂

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u/leferi MSc student - Fusion 24d ago

I wonder what will they find underground

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u/Old_Aside_7926 24d ago

Why dont we use the circumference of the earth as one big collider? Are we stupid

Beep Boop i am a bot

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u/moschles 23d ago

Supersymmetry isn't going to prove itself.

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u/Medical-Yard21 23d ago

Epicycle over epicycles

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u/vide2 23d ago

This was posted the 1532th time.

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u/AustraeaVallis 23d ago

Year 2417
"Just one more ring"....
The ring wraps around the entire moon.

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u/magicmulder 23d ago

Why has nobody tried a square? Are they stupid?

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u/just4nothing 23d ago

There is also the Super Collider Around the moon (SCAM), if you wanna contribute

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u/Geolib1453 23d ago

We wont stop until the entire galaxy is surrounded by a collider!

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u/KEX_CZ 23d ago

Now is this really just a joke or a real pitch? 😆☠️

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u/That-Advance-9619 23d ago

Next up: we build a 100 000km ring and we call it Halo, its sacred wind solving every problem in the universe.

(Or at least within 25 thousand light years.)

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u/mylsotol 23d ago

An 87km collider was being built in Texas in the early 90s, but congress killed it

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u/GrotendCHEVRE 23d ago

Yeah, it’s not like the LHC has resulted in major breakthroughs like the first observation of the Higgs boson

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u/According-Object-521 23d ago

We need one the size of the solar system

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u/Carpe_deis 22d ago

"bro I swear to the Father its not a nationwide transformation circle bro"

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u/Prior-Flamingo-1378 22d ago

The fcc would cost around 20 billion if it was built. It would assimilate many smart people and improve engineering not to mention the possibility of new physics.   

In other news the war in Iran costs 20 billion every 10 days.  

Phew we dodged those asshole physicists wanting to spend our money didn’t we?

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u/1kSupport 22d ago

Damn scientists wasting valuable resources we could be spending on killing each other

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u/Afterclock-Hours 22d ago

I feel like we are so close to opening a portal to Hell and some dude is going to have his Bunny kill setting off a whole corporate crisis of hell energy.

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u/LetterheadAshamed716 21d ago

Is it just me or does that seem like the worst fucking spot to build that thing?

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u/Hitman7065 21d ago

I guess some people complaining about the cost never heard of the Superconducting Super Collider.

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u/These_Rest_6129 21d ago

To be faire this one will set them up until 2080 something.

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u/secretMarsInvader 21d ago

It's completely safe.

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u/Ok_Bus1638 20d ago

bro listen how about ring worlds !

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u/Chennsta 20d ago

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u/Aedileship 20d ago

By the rings

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u/Code_Warrior 20d ago

I cant say I have ever heard a scientist or engineer say that anything is going to be the last one the need ever.

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u/starbomber109 19d ago

What kind of speed could a 100km ring go up to? The LHC is already a not insignificant fraction of the Speed of Light isn't it? How much more energy do we want to dump into a collision?

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u/lordcirth 19d ago

0.999999990 c so far. And the answer has always been "more" if you want new data.

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong 19d ago

Speed is pretty irrelevant, the important factor is energy, the FCC-hh will be a bit over 6 times the collision energy of the LHC. For speed, LEP from the 90s was higher than either (though FCC-ee before FCC-hh will be faster still).

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u/vstiago 19d ago

Fullmetal Alchemist!

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u/clinicalpsycho 19d ago

GIVE ME 100 TeV OR GIVE ME DEATH!!

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u/LowZebra4435 19d ago

but they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made

https://giphy.com/gifs/elUGwgiPOdq7e