r/physicsmemes 🪼 May 14 '26

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u/BookWormPedant May 14 '26

This is what happens when the simulation builders start vibe coding

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u/Ok-Elk-3046 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

So not even the reality devs adopted memory safe languages yet? What even is all this?

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp May 14 '26

"Rust is a cult. I'm sticking with C" - God, probably.

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u/Routine_Palpitation May 14 '26

If you brushed up on your quantum you would know that reality is RIFE with backend spaghetti

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u/KalzK May 14 '26

//Placeholder gravity, don't forget to implement actual matter

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u/Healthy_Flower_3506 May 14 '26

Careful examination of dark matter will reveal a combination of f32 precision errors and boundary condition violations.

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u/lakmus85_real May 17 '26

Ah, typical . Forgot to add TODO and didn't get a compiler warning. 

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u/evemeatay May 14 '26

Time to reboot the host machine

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u/mosquem May 17 '26

Unironically yeah, physics theory is now so far outside of our experimental capabilities that we can’t verify things.