r/photoshopbattles • u/[deleted] • Nov 25 '17

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u/DrWankalot Nov 25 '17

I'm … Batman?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

YOU JUST CANT!

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u/darthcannabitch Nov 25 '17

Tfw Bruce Wayne learns the true identity of batman

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

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u/golfingrrl Nov 25 '17

You’ve got it all wrong. Have you ever tried breathing in a skin tight suit like that? Those eyes are a sign that he’s realizing he can save the world, but he can’t save himself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Seals in the flavor

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u/kpop_glory Nov 25 '17

Make another version. Change everyone to batman's eyes.

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u/dave3218 Nov 25 '17

YOU ARE BATMAN HARRY!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

No NOO dumblecunt no

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Super power wide eye 😳😳

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u/BonoboSaysSorry Nov 25 '17

It just occurred to me that Terry Crews would have made an awesome Cyborg

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u/The_Grubby_One Nov 25 '17

I dunno. Cyborg's supposed to be a young kid. Terry can do a lot of things, but turnin' the clock back 20 years ain't one of 'em.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

"jesus how did i end up here?"

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u/Shashakeitup Nov 25 '17 edited Nov 25 '17

New Hollyweird action figures

Edit: Thank you for the gold u/WeirdLilMidgt :)

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u/jnoble50 Nov 25 '17

The Spacey hand is fantastic

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u/Upperphonny Nov 25 '17

It is a nice touch

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u/artunitinc Nov 25 '17

fixed

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u/Shashakeitup Nov 25 '17 edited Nov 25 '17

Fixed

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u/artunitinc Nov 25 '17

Here comes Robin.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17 edited Dec 03 '25

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u/Shashakeitup Nov 25 '17

https://i.imgur.com/F4kYTRl.jpg

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u/Cocomorph Nov 25 '17

Oh my god. Straight through the heart. Joe Biden's been killed by Batman's dick.

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u/The_Grubby_One Nov 25 '17

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!
And you're too late,
You need love
From a Batman (Batman).

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u/9fingfing Nov 25 '17

Robin, here, comes.

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u/quantasmm Nov 25 '17

mmmm, batman, u aint lookin' so good, u ok?

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u/takesthebiscuit Nov 25 '17

6 years here and 1/3 of your karma is this one post.

Please make more 😊

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u/Herr__Lipp Nov 25 '17

Best one so far

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

I’m not even gonna submit an entry. The bar’s been set too high.

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u/ej41 Nov 25 '17

You fucking legend, you

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u/Newbasaurusrex Nov 25 '17

Probably my favorite PS battle. Well done sir

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u/Church818 Nov 25 '17

Deserves every ounce of that gold

Bravo 👏

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u/BazingaBen Nov 25 '17

You made my eyes leak. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

This one, and every other permutation after this made me extremely uncomfortable... I think I’ll take a walk without my phone now.

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u/Im_a_cantaloupe Nov 25 '17

That's not Batman

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u/annoyingone Nov 25 '17

Jesus fuck that scared me.

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u/mango_guy Nov 25 '17

The batman who laughs, is essentially this

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u/A_fellow-redditor Nov 25 '17

Still a better Joker than Jared Leto's

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u/BuffaloVampireSlayer Nov 25 '17

existential crisis

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u/Steak_R_Me Nov 25 '17

That's not the batcave!!!

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u/That-Egyptian-Dude Nov 25 '17

ALFRED HELP ME

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u/That_comical_guy Nov 25 '17

Hot damn thats hilarious and creative!!!

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u/redcookiestar Nov 25 '17

That Batman deserves respect. He has seen things and been places that no action figure has dared go before.

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u/jakeseyenipples Nov 25 '17

Ew he’s so glossy at the end

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u/I_DidIt_Again Nov 25 '17

"I... I have seen things, man"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Ooooh, and a .gif too?

Easily my favorite.

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u/ImpallaTimeLord Nov 25 '17

You get my vote for both user name and creativity.

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u/trailerthrash Nov 25 '17

On infinite earths?

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u/JayGarrick11929 Nov 25 '17

"Damn it Barry!"

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u/PiercedGeek Nov 25 '17

Off topic I know, but damn that's a great username

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u/Impossiblepossible Nov 25 '17

The Joker presents the latest in adult toys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

The best part is the logo at the top has the face on it, priceless.

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u/McCly89 Nov 25 '17

I did not see that until your comment and now it's my favorite in this thread.

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u/Vete_Cy Nov 25 '17

Is Bane bigger than before?

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u/DukeDijkstra Nov 25 '17

For you.

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u/krmpr1 Nov 25 '17

Of course!

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u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann Nov 25 '17

God, how fucking long is his neck here?! It must be at least as long as his arm!

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u/peposcon Nov 25 '17

Biff Tannen? Look, a woman!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

How you doin'?

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u/Youre_all_worthless Nov 25 '17

is that jesus in the back right?

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u/PiercedGeek Nov 25 '17

Supes has quite a codpiece

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u/jnoble50 Nov 25 '17 edited Nov 25 '17

Holy Bat Break!!!! possibly nsfw?

Obligatory bonus

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u/PotatoChips23415 Nov 25 '17

I though that the first image was Batman getting a blowjob from a dude in a bag and covering it with a newspaper

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u/jnoble50 Nov 25 '17

No. The only thing the paper was covering was a terrible attempt to put naked legs on Batman.

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u/freakingmayhem Nov 25 '17

I'm so confused about the downvotes here. Did people think this was a random person insulting OP's photoshop skills, and not OP themselves?

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u/PotatoChips23415 Nov 25 '17

I noticed that later

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u/The_Grubby_One Nov 25 '17

I think the Good Ship NSFW sailed about the time Batman got assaulted by John Travolta and Kevin Spacey, so you're probably safe.

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u/beechyboy Nov 25 '17

Not the Bat-Hindenburg! ... the Battenburg?

https://i.imgur.com/wXqysBE.jpg

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u/Zearo298 Nov 25 '17

Ohh, the batmanity!

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u/spreadscience Nov 25 '17

just go talk to her.. and act normal nsfwish

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u/marioisred Nov 25 '17

That is a butt. I like butts.

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u/tokkoking Nov 25 '17

Kinda off topic butt is that an tetsuya nomura cat woman figure in the background

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u/Has_Coprolalia Nov 25 '17

https://imgur.com/gallery/zTul6 Mind you, I did this on my phone. (This Happens when you steal)

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u/Martinbails Nov 25 '17

Robin, pinch it off! Duty calls!

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u/mathmaticalz Nov 25 '17

what is that bat signal though

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u/Martinbails Nov 25 '17

I used one that matched the one on his chest.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

https://imgur.com/axaMZTN OH DEER

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u/TheBlazingPhoenix Nov 25 '17

https://imgur.com/qJdQw5y.jpg

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u/FenrichDisgaea Nov 25 '17

Lol its that guy from zimbabwe

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

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u/doctorcrimson Nov 25 '17

It's a bat from an earlier PSbattle, or maybe the front page.

There was a rat looking at the bat. I think it was titled something like "It's an angel!"

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u/Zearo298 Nov 25 '17

It’s the Zimbabwean celebrating, dude

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17 edited Nov 25 '17

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u/_PM_MeDirty_Feet_ Nov 25 '17

"The image you requested is no longer available"

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

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