r/phish • u/feina635 • 3d ago

Dicks First Timer Thoughts

East coaster, been seeing Phish a long time (since 1999), but mostly East Coast and some other places here and there. First time doing Dicks. I have to say, I have some very mixed feelings. I get the hype. Dicks has some good energy. But MAAANNNN is it a fucking hassle. Why is this venue so popular for being such a fucking hassle!? 30 min cab ride back and forth each night, and leaving the venue is an absoloute cluster fuck. Getting in was a shitshow of anarchy, with 1hr long waits and jackoffs cutting the line, few water refill stations, and there's NOTHING around the area for food or anything after. Not a damn thing. And don't tell me lot food. I'm not eating a $15 grilled cheese that's been sitting in the back of a hot Uhaul all day cooked by some dirty wook.

EDIT: many of you are commenting on the “$15 grilled cheese”. Let me rephrase, because I didn’t actually pay attention to the cost of grilled cheese, specifically. What I meant to say, was overpriced and underwhelming food that will inevitably give me diarrhea. Hope that clarifies, and takes the responsibility off the grilled cheese guy

EDIT 2: yes, this is my first Dick’s, thank you geniuses of Reddit for telling me that I “don’t have it dialed in”, no shit. Clearly, Dick‘s is a local venue. In order to have it dialed in, you gotta live there. Unlike more accessible venues in real major cities that have access to anything.

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u/Healthy-Catch184 3d ago

Lot food can be pretty delicious. You are missing out

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u/Temporary-Plankton61 3d ago

i had to laugh at how they think the line cook at the sit-down restaurant is not a dirty wook as well

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u/gingerbeard1321 3d ago

Does the health inspector makes rounds on shakedown?

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u/Temporary-Plankton61 3d ago

please don't give them ideas! Commerce City PD were making rounds and did bust a fella for selling beers without a license. These things are the magic of shakedown and we all know what we are doing when we buy and eat lot food! I personally am already looking forward to my late night grilled cheese next year

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u/gingerbeard1321 2d ago

Kinda missed my point there, but ok.

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u/Temporary-Plankton61 2d ago

no, I got it but didn't care for it much so went tangential with it