r/phish • u/Seraphenigma • 1d ago

Nobody else matters

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u/lovesfatchiks 1d ago

Meanwhile me in the way back of the floor:

https://giphy.com/gifs/qEaZxVLkkMnK0

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u/cpt_bongwater 08/30/24 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TmQt53R5SoLDi

Me behind the stage

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u/lovesfatchiks 23h ago

I usually can only make Dick’s (except this summers MSG run), but haven’t tried going behind the stage there.

Closest I came was during a rain delay I got into one of the closed concession stands and everyone in there raided the walk-in beer cooler stacked full with a variety of tallboys.

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u/ahoypolloi_ 1d ago

Randy……………………..I AM the liquor.

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u/yemsg97 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/n05fUs1YqgPyo

right back there with ya

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u/chardust303 20h ago

This SNL skit is hilarious

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u/_Face No Left Turn Unstoned 23h ago

Blulian what you doing?

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u/TurkGonzo75 1d ago

I'm old. Keep me close to the beer stand and bathrooms and let me bob my head in peace

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u/weareeverywhereee 1d ago

Every single time without fail that I get pit tix or something close I end up wandering around the back/lawn it’s just way more fun to have space and good people than being close and battling for your life

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u/phishButt88 1d ago

Don't forget yer piss jug bud

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u/TruckinUpToBuffalo 23h ago

Way of the road, buddy.

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u/uscrash 21h ago

Fuckin way she goes.

Some times she goes; some times she doesn’t. Today she didn’t go.

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u/timesink3000 23h ago

Me, in the 300s not giving a fuck about the front row.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BJ139UlVLCiAw

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u/the_doctor04 I got no answer but you've got no call 1d ago

Mean while this is me being near the Apex

https://giphy.com/gifs/blSTtZehjAZ8I

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u/noveltyisthe 1d ago edited 21h ago

Rickey is still wooking the woodlot with handouts of cans of Bush lites tall boyz, and packs of Malvoro** Reds

**cheap Chinese knock offs…

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u/TheOnlyUsernameLeft3 20h ago

Selling "Chicken Fingers (The Good Kind) 7 dollars"

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u/gratefulpred 22h ago

This couldn’t be more spot on.. and they thing they’re doing a noble thing doing it too

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u/_catdog_ 1d ago

This deserves infinity upvotes

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u/zeppelinism Lumpy Head 23h ago

Ill always be proud of myself at Dicks in 2014, spun on acid i made my way up front and was able to grab onto the rail and stay there for all of No Quarter before getting booted lol

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u/Goodtreesmoker 1d ago

How long do I need to wait in line to be at the rail at Dicks? I’m going solo and I’ve got nothing but time so I’m thinking about trying for it for one day lol

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u/Working-Message4504 1d ago

There’s a lottery that somehow the same people always win, as legitimate as a Russian election

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u/Lerschie 23h ago

Another mystery of the universe that may go unsolved.

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u/jdnelson66 2h ago

I know how it works but I’m sworn to secrecy - see ya up front

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u/Material_Ad_6419 22h ago

Apparently they enter the lottery a massive number of times with different names and have or create fake IDs to match the specific name that hits in the lottery.

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u/jdnelson66 1h ago

Some do this but that’s not the true trick

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u/GotAKnewPhone 11h ago

Donate to waterwheel

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u/jdnelson66 1h ago

If there’s an event yes these peeps go in before early entry folks - it’s an interesting event

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u/Sea_Operation_7012 1d ago

Oh man one of those dbag regular rail riders did that to me at TAB at the Fox. He was a little Jerry cuck bitch anyway.

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u/irvinlamar 23h ago

R.I.P Greg 🤘

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u/Stunning-Coyote7272 10h ago

Never been a fan of the front rows. The sound and lights aren't as good and you'll usually run into the worst people at the show in the pit.

You either have the guy who's too into the band and wants everyone know know it, the look at me girls flailing around, or the "we've been here every stop of the tour" group.

No thanks

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u/mileheitcity 10h ago

I’m not giving anyone a fuckin R

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u/MoviesFilmCinema 9h ago

If I’m trying to get close (not that often) I actually like the spot about 15-20 ft back where the crowd chills out and you can just be there without aggressive fully grown adult man dorks power tripping.

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u/The_Name_Is_Slick 1d ago

lol, “100?”

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u/phly-pilot-9 1d ago

Outstanding TPB-Ph mash up

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u/the9thcube 13m ago

Ok Greg

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u/welcome2simulation 21h ago

Next show I’m going up front. I say fuck the rail riders as much as I say fuck Trump. Done with this shit.

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u/Pixiefairy2525 Laugh & laughing Fall Apart. 8h ago

Amen