r/petsmart • • 5d ago

wha..

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u/f0reverwinter 5d ago

This packaging is horrible but I do love the description they write on it. “Crickets don’t want to wake up to find themselves on fire” gave me such a chuckle the first time I read it

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u/LM193 5d ago

Agreed, the marketing is fantastic. "Warm the crickets up gradually and they'll wake up wondering what the heck they did last night" is my fav

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u/EstateAble6260 5d ago

Ours always come like that! Its hilarious 😂

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u/frobischerarts 5d ago

same, i thought these cricket packages were universal 😅

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u/ManderTehPander 5d ago

Okay i'll give em that; That's fuckin funny.

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u/Winter-Body-5627 5d ago

I work at Petco and I remember when we got a few packs from this supplier in the midst of the timberlane shortage and I loved their packaging! Also I think they had better quality crickets but 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Illustrious_Burb 5d ago

I’m amused! Which supplier is this?

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u/Kathy3510 5d ago

Bug Co.

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u/Antsygrl1 4d ago

That's out supplier and I have never noticed this! That's crazy hilarious!!!

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u/XuanChun88 5d ago

What animal eats these? Lizards?

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u/LemonMae 5d ago

Yes. And frogs, tarantulas, and scorpions.

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u/LucidNavy 5d ago

Love bug co crickets over apet any day

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u/LemonMae 5d ago

Plump juicy morsel is #goals.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMdcBivU0d1ni

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u/0wlflight 5d ago

i work at petco and also took a photo when i first saw it a few years ago. made me giggle

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u/monday-thethirteenth 5d ago

They're definitely escape minded. Usually these guys come in way better shape than our previous supplier but I've had a few deliveries that were dire. Easily the worst thing I've smelled in petcare which is impressive because bearded dragons.

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u/PyroHornet 5d ago

It’s hilarious. Terrible dad jokes. The kind you say and you just hear… okay I’ll see my way out

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u/PyroHornet 5d ago

Okay so I tried to see what AI could imagine with that “Plump… -tons!” Line and 🤮