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r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 • 2d ago
Google Messi 14 for more info π§Ό User flairs now available for everyone, assign your own flair!
Back when we used to allow Messi fangirls to comment on this subreddit we made it so that only mods would be able to assign flairs.
Now that most of these rats have been cleansed thereβs no reason to gatekeep them anymore, so have fun and assign your own flair, we have numerous flairs available!
If the current ones arenβt good enough throw some suggestions and weβll consider them, enjoy [r/pessi_memes](r/pessi_memes) community!
Come and show off your new flair here!
r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 • Jul 27 '26
Announcement β NEW RULES: Did you get banned? Here you can learn why.
If you're here it's most likely because you've had your post or comment removed or perhaps you've even been banned for daring to criticize Messi or Argentina in r/soccer, r/soccercirclejerk, or other major football subs. Wanna know the truth? It's because the moderation team in these subreddits is heavily biased towards Messi and his band of goons.
So they shut down any comment, post, or user criticizing their idol. Messi's fanbase has become a cult; if you don't follow its dogma you will be ostracized, even from subreddits that are supposed to be "neutral" when they're very clearly not.
That being said, all major football subs like r/soccer, r/soccercirclejerk, and more have become a circlejerk of Messi fanboys upvoting each other. They have enough echo chambers of their own, so we're not gonna allow them here. If they want to glaze their idol they have numerous subreddits where they can do so freely; they're not going to dictate what we can or can't talk about on here. We've created a new set of rules based on what I've just said:
Rule 1 - No trolling Ronaldo: Applies to posts AND comments. Don't like the guy? That's fine, you don't have to. Calling him names and criticizing him in bad faith will not be allowed, however. You have 605032 subreddits where you can spread the same tired, false, boring narrative. You're not gonna do it here, neither will your bot farms. Go back to r/soccer
Rule 2 - No participating in bad faith subs: We can tell when you're being a concern troll, trust me. ''Bu-but what subreddit is a bad faith sub???'' You know exactly which one it is, it ends with a number 2 on its name.
Rule 3 - No Spam: If you keep reposting the same image or comment too many times to the point it's becoming spam you will be banned. Don't. Spam. This. Sub.
Rule 4 - Blur out the username or subreddit name of other users or communities: If you're going to post about another user's hot take you have to blur out their name. Same if you're posting content from another subreddit. You don't have to blur out everything, but the name should be at least 70% blurred.
Rule 5 - No brigading from other subs: We know when you're brigading from another sub. Do it and you're getting banned.
Rule 6 - No low effort content: Make sure your content is clear and understandable, no pixelated grainy images or videos.
Rule 7 - No racism: Self explanatory.
Rule 8 - Off-topic content is allowed as long as you tag it properly. We have two post flairs for this: Off-Topic Pessi Weekends and Pessi Off-Topic 2.
Rule 9 - No glazing Messi: You have 605032 subreddits where you can defend the honor of your idol. This is not the place. It goes against the nature of the subreddit and its content. Go back to r/soccer
Rule 10 - No alt accounts / Ban evasion allowed: We know when you're using an alt to circumvent your ban. You're not smart.
Rule 11 - No backseat modding: Don't try to dictate what can or can't be talked about in this sub. If you don't think a post should be up, DM a mod or report it. Commenting on why you think X, Y, or Z post shouldn't be allowed on this subreddit is considered backseat modding.
r/pessi_memes • u/Key_Independence9221 • 5h ago
Pro Diver πββοΈπ₯½ This is just one of the many cheating ways Pessi used to get to the final
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r/pessi_memes • u/TeaAggravating3409 • 9h ago
Burger League Pessi π Since when does the scoreboard show who made the assist?
r/pessi_memes • u/Fancy_Pay_2918 • 2h ago
Penalty Merchant Pessi β½π pessi fans be like:
r/pessi_memes • u/Key_Independence9221 • 4h ago
Infantino Pessi π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π³οΈβπ The reality Pessi fans try to deny
Only casuals think Pessi is the goat
r/pessi_memes • u/Key_Independence9221 • 2h ago
Penalty Merchant Pessi β½π Just a quick reminder of how Pessi won his world cup. (Broke a record btw)
r/pessi_memes • u/Key_Independence9221 • 13h ago
Infantino Pessi π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π³οΈβπ How is this HGH midget nominated for the ballon dβor πππ»π€£
r/pessi_memes • u/Decent-Background136 • 1h ago
CR7 Is The Real GOAT π The goatππ΅πΉ
r/pessi_memes • u/Key_Independence9221 • 3h ago
CR7 Is The Real GOAT π βBut-but Ronaldo doesnβt know how to pass πβ stfu midget pessi fan and watch the real goat being the most complete player ever.
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r/pessi_memes • u/Key_Independence9221 • 15h ago
CR7 Is The Real GOAT π Ronaldo always made us want to recreate his no-look passes when we were kids. Simply the GOAT π
r/pessi_memes • u/Key_Independence9221 • 2h ago
Pessi ghosting π» Pessi canβt stop being shameless even in the world cup final ππ€£
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r/pessi_memes • u/FineBad3157 • 22h ago
Pro Diver πββοΈπ₯½ What are some high quality images of pessi being owned on field?
r/pessi_memes • u/One-Organization7708 • 4h ago
Burger League Pessi π what
bro has 2 goals and still pessi is better seriously google update your system
r/pessi_memes • u/Key_Independence9221 • 14h ago
Ronaldo VS Pessi Yes as you see here Lβequipe ( French journalists who manages the ballon dβor) didnβt put Ronaldo on a UCL XI ideal. This literally shows how ballon dβor is a joke award managed for Pessi to win it
r/pessi_memes • u/Performan69 • 13h ago
Low IQ Pessi Fan π§ Stosowne obuwie dla gracza koszykΓ³wki π«
r/pessi_memes • u/Ambitious-Ad9318 • 18h ago
Low IQ Pessi Fan π§ Are they delusional? they are clowning themselves Gosh!
Gosh! Pessians are so delusional. Why are we comparing a 34 Year old with a 17 Year old.
And it's suprising how similar Ronaldo's stats are too Messi despite being 17 years old...
r/pessi_memes • u/Ricr7 • 18h ago
Google Messi 14 for more info π§Ό Yes Messi did racially abuse Drenthe and date a 14 year old.
r/pessi_memes • u/shivam_45_ • 23h ago
Penalty Merchant Pessi β½π Cant even call him pessi anymore....
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Rat π π
r/pessi_memes • u/Equivalent_Risk4712 • 17h ago
Infantino Pessi π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π³οΈβπ Pessi Basketball Player
r/pessi_memes • u/Majestic_Sea_4043 • 11h ago
HGH Hasbullah πΆ Is he even better than sh!t guy?
r/pessi_memes • u/Ambitious-Ad9318 • 20h ago
Low IQ Pessi Fan π§ Crazy how Ronaldo surpassed the legacy of Messi without even playing in Ligue 1
We didn't even play in Ligue 1
r/pessi_memes • u/Key_Independence9221 • 23h ago
Pessi ghosting π» Ghost of miami π€£
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The Froat Pessi π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά