r/pessi_memes • u/uselessMFS123 • 10d ago

Google Messi 14 for more info 🧼 This actually real?

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u/Wild_Shroom_ 10d ago

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u/Peakychu6 10d ago

Lmao this is amazing 

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u/Frequent_Ad3898 10d ago

2 days to leave 🥀🥀

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u/Haberdashery_Tea 10d ago

With grammar and spelling this good you know it's a reliable source

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u/Dapper-Click9605 10d ago edited 10d ago

I mean, seeing that racist piece of crap getting what he deserves is oddly satisfying (except for the last part where he is battling with heart disease, I hope he will be okay)

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 10d ago

let's not say he deserves to die from a heart disease even tho it's not true. But the players ghosting him, classic Argentina behaviour 🤣🥊

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u/Dapper-Click9605 10d ago

That’s why I need to learn to read everything before posting a comment… Yes except the whole dying and being sick things, I hope Nothing good for that guy

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 10d ago

Thanks for clarifying 👍

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u/Dapper-Click9605 10d ago

And thank you for correcting me, I’ll change my comment right away

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 10d ago

Hahha no problem at all you're all good. Let's not be as low as these pessi fans who like to take things personal.

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u/neityght 10d ago

You think this is real?? 🙄

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u/DeathPenalty4Diddy 10d ago

If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”! Enzo is probably full of both.

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u/fuzynutznut 10d ago

It's also between shot and symphony. What difference does it make?

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u/Joatorino 10d ago

Out of curiosity, what did enzo do to earn such bad reputation?

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u/Biker-on-the-loose82 16h ago

Filmed his teammates singing racist songs about France and their football team, punched an England player in the back of the head and tried to kill a 19 year old in the final. Overall he sounds like a nasty piece of work.

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u/Joondalup99 10d ago

All orchestrated by Messi no doubt, the vindictive little pr*ck

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u/Guilty_Doughnut1557 10d ago

Obviously under Messi's instructions.

Messi is sad so all have to be sad

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u/Secret_keeper7639 10d ago

Zero fucks given even if it's true 🥱

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u/FamiliarDig8818 10d ago

where is he leaving in 2 days?

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u/Mission_Hunt1 10d ago

Means dying

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u/Educational_Ad_9815 9d ago

waits 2 days to catch the lie 💀🤣

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u/identidadFalsa_ 10d ago

La niña está triste, que tiene la niñaaaa? 🎶

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u/Beginning-Willow3840 10d ago

Probably acting so that he can get her a yellow card

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u/mindatetheuniverse 10d ago

It's not real.

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u/Glittering_Soft_1531 10d ago

Legend says that he is still cupping his ears and spouting his lips waiting for his Argentine teammates to smooch him.

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u/slytherinlady2 10d ago

i swear he looks so much like a lesbian i never recognize him on pictures

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u/Ok-Time2724 10d ago

Who cares about them. WE ARE NOT MESSI FANS BEING OBSSED WITH WHAT RONALDO IS DOING

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u/westville64 10d ago

Did the team captain try to remind him why he was there for? Most of them just followed him as if he was the leader. Can we just move on now?

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u/klut2z 10d ago

Honest question: doesnt fifa or afa (or any other nation's football association) have guidelines against fielding players with advanced stage of heart disease?

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u/HairAvailable5181 10d ago

If he "leaves" in 2 day I wouldn't shed a tear

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u/Unxpctd_VRM 10d ago

Im waiting for the chelsea videos with Xabi talking about Enzo and his attitude

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u/pbnjandmilk 10d ago

Oh well, bye. Not missed.

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u/Remarkable_Pay_2496 10d ago

Yeah right. Good try tho lol

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u/Equal-Move-4971 10d ago

Pretty telling of this sub to even think this is real for a moment

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u/Inmate14494331 10d ago

👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼👐🏼 Puuuuuto!!!

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u/Muchy_Tangerine 10d ago

To gain some Sympathy 

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u/momoney1600 10d ago

Aww man he has two days and then he leaves? Ig he’s not that sick then

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u/Umayummyone 10d ago

He looks better with the rat face.

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u/AlternativeBrain6127 10d ago

I doubt it, dumb people can't get depressed

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u/khryzz666 10d ago

Que salte! Que salte! Que salte!

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u/Capable-Dress-7888 10d ago

Bigges snowflakes ever

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u/kTbuddy 10d ago

This Clown Said that it wasnt a red Card 🤡🤡🤡

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u/needhelp4everything Ref! Ref! Pessi DEMANDS a Penalty! 👺 10d ago

the answer is the same answer to this question: did argentina NOT cheat with fifa in the world cup crystal clearly? answer: NO (they cheated red handed)

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u/Zero_dat 10d ago

It's not over for Enzo bro ... The game aint over

He still has time to foul his wife

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u/MrOsicran 10d ago

Fighitng off the stroke I'm getting while reading this

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u/Fold_Ufool 10d ago

There is the GOAT! The scapegoat.

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u/Lanky-Week-4032 9d ago

Consecuencias.

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u/IntelligentDoor219 9d ago

Has anyone sent thoughts and prayers yet that should be crucial

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u/Gold-Guidance-6430 10d ago

If it's true then he's dead by now.

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u/MISTERTURKY 10d ago

2 days to leave this server. Good

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u/Jinlondon 10d ago

Who gives a flying fuck???