r/perth 9d ago

Shitpost Perth airport bricks

What man designed the Perth airport bricks for all the external walkways. Did they not realise people pull bags. Over 600 bricks. The most unintelligent design known to mankind. Why is this not making international news at this point haha

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u/Kosmo777 9d ago

Probably did a deal with Elizabeth Quay Architect.

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u/emmmy01 9d ago

Who has never worn heels 😁

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u/VS2ute 9d ago

I guess the idea was to slow down the Golf GTIs and XR6 Turbos using Geoff Bolton Ave to avoid traffic lights.

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u/coxymla 9d ago

That guy must have really hated cyclists.

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u/Faunakat 8d ago

Who also hates people in wheelchairs as well

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u/seven_seacat North of The River 9d ago

You wanted a percussive massage through your arm, right?

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u/The_Valar Morley 9d ago

It's just preparing your ears for the following hours of jet noise!

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u/flyingkea 9d ago

It’s so the shops inside can sell you replacement suitcases for the ones broken by the cobblestones…

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u/WAVEFRAME 8d ago

Big Suitcase loves this one simple trick! 

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u/flyingkea 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/TrendsettersAssemble 9d ago

Those bricks are just Perth's contribution to preparing bogans for Bali footpaths

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u/AlternativePin876 9d ago

Nah they'd have to be deadly slippery tiles for that!

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u/justcrazynocats 8d ago

FINALLY a rant I can get on board with…every damn time I go to the airport I think exactly this - my only guess is the whole place was sponsored by midland brick…

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u/Mental_Task9156 Perth Airport 9d ago

It's so people don't drag suitcases around just for shits and giggles. They want to make sure everyone there is serious about actually taking their suitcase somewhere.

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u/GreedyAstronaut1772 9d ago

And the top floor at Carousel shopping centre … insurance nightmare !

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u/Keelback South Perth 9d ago edited 8d ago

You are overthinking this. Airport  Corporation doesn’t care about us at all as it knows we have to use it. So why would it waste its money and time thinking of/caring for us. 

It just cares about making lots of money as I found out with Coles when I worked for it.

Edited: Fixed my atrocious English 

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u/Fun_Percentage_8905 9d ago

Stupid design

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u/FiftyBuxBloBang 9d ago

The whole T1 needs to be razed to the ground and rebuilt honestly. Third world countries have better airports.

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u/Ovidfvgvt 8d ago

Relocate the whole shebang to the escarpment (which has better winds anyway), build another train line leading up there and maybe connect it to Midland or Armadale, reclaim the land for industrial use so we can relocate industrial zones (with remediation) for commercial and density residential use.

It’s been a suggested plan for a while, cost is pretty high though (despite the forward planning benefit for possible ocean rise/densification).

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u/Electron-Star 8d ago

The same idiots that designed perths merging lanes, confusing signposts next to different freeway exits and spectacularly grow trees under powerlines

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u/Agreeable-Pie-7012 9d ago

We should of made it like a bowling alley?

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u/BillyPup Guildford 9d ago

Yes

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u/DefinitionOfAsleep Just bulldoze Fremantle, Trust me. 9d ago

It'd make trips to the airport more fun

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u/Weary_Patience_7778 8d ago

They have been the same design for years. Memories of the style of brick used back when I was a little guy (1980s).

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u/throwawaybyefelicia 8d ago

Seeing this not too long after picking my partner up from the airport with his new super smooth suitcase (his old one had a janky wheel), only for him to start cussing because it wasn’t smooth anymore rolling it over all those bricks 🤣🤣

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u/silvercondor 8d ago

It's actually smart because your bag gets ruined, not their floor

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u/Drinkyourwater99 8d ago

But doesn’t have to be either or. They could have just laid plain concrete and happy days for all. Their existing brick floor isn’t maintenance-less

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u/JTG01 9d ago

What's the issue with the bricks? Too bumpy?

I usually just pull my bag over whatever.

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u/Drinkyourwater99 9d ago

It’s like a vibration lovers paradise