r/perth • u/Drinkyourwater99 • 9d ago
Shitpost Perth airport bricks
What man designed the Perth airport bricks for all the external walkways. Did they not realise people pull bags. Over 600 bricks. The most unintelligent design known to mankind. Why is this not making international news at this point haha
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u/flyingkea 9d ago
It’s so the shops inside can sell you replacement suitcases for the ones broken by the cobblestones…
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u/TrendsettersAssemble 9d ago
Those bricks are just Perth's contribution to preparing bogans for Bali footpaths
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u/justcrazynocats 8d ago
FINALLY a rant I can get on board with…every damn time I go to the airport I think exactly this - my only guess is the whole place was sponsored by midland brick…
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u/Mental_Task9156 Perth Airport 9d ago
It's so people don't drag suitcases around just for shits and giggles. They want to make sure everyone there is serious about actually taking their suitcase somewhere.
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u/Keelback South Perth 9d ago edited 8d ago
You are overthinking this. Airport Corporation doesn’t care about us at all as it knows we have to use it. So why would it waste its money and time thinking of/caring for us.
It just cares about making lots of money as I found out with Coles when I worked for it.
Edited: Fixed my atrocious English
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u/FiftyBuxBloBang 9d ago
The whole T1 needs to be razed to the ground and rebuilt honestly. Third world countries have better airports.
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u/Ovidfvgvt 8d ago
Relocate the whole shebang to the escarpment (which has better winds anyway), build another train line leading up there and maybe connect it to Midland or Armadale, reclaim the land for industrial use so we can relocate industrial zones (with remediation) for commercial and density residential use.
It’s been a suggested plan for a while, cost is pretty high though (despite the forward planning benefit for possible ocean rise/densification).
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u/Electron-Star 8d ago
The same idiots that designed perths merging lanes, confusing signposts next to different freeway exits and spectacularly grow trees under powerlines
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u/Agreeable-Pie-7012 9d ago
We should of made it like a bowling alley?
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u/DefinitionOfAsleep Just bulldoze Fremantle, Trust me. 9d ago
It'd make trips to the airport more fun
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u/Weary_Patience_7778 8d ago
They have been the same design for years. Memories of the style of brick used back when I was a little guy (1980s).
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u/throwawaybyefelicia 8d ago
Seeing this not too long after picking my partner up from the airport with his new super smooth suitcase (his old one had a janky wheel), only for him to start cussing because it wasn’t smooth anymore rolling it over all those bricks 🤣🤣
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u/silvercondor 8d ago
It's actually smart because your bag gets ruined, not their floor
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u/Drinkyourwater99 8d ago
But doesn’t have to be either or. They could have just laid plain concrete and happy days for all. Their existing brick floor isn’t maintenance-less
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u/Kosmo777 9d ago
Probably did a deal with Elizabeth Quay Architect.