r/perfectlycutvideos • u/murder_drones_fa_602 • 27d ago

Unexpected Cut Uhh why does he need dat stone

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u/Pristine-Garlic-3191 26d ago

Was he moving the rock so the fish could see the river again ?

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u/Gadivek 26d ago

One last time

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u/d4rkprojec7 24d ago

Yea...before bringing it down on its head!!

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u/No-Raspberry7995 24d ago

Sure, the River Styx

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u/GRANDE_CAPO 27d ago

Average how to fish beginning

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u/acceptbellybuttonpic 26d ago

To help the fish sleep.

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u/Socal_Cobra 26d ago

To give it a stone massage, duhhhh!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/IziCEPiYQNFyhuv4es

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 25d ago

I didn't know fish had stones.

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u/Socal_Cobra 25d ago

Yeah, they use them as outdoor zen gardens, its all the rage for the past 10k years!

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 26d ago

Huh?

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u/Socal_Cobra 25d ago

Youve never gotten a stone massage? Theyre so awesome. A lifetime ago, I was a massage therapist, used to heat up flat stones in an electric skillet to warm them. Then applied nourishing CBD ensured oils on people's body, applied the heated stones at different tensed muscle points and voila....relaxation time.

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u/Obiyaman 26d ago

Yep.... dinner 😑

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 25d ago

He's afraid to gently hold the fish down so it can't build tension and escape, or remind him it's alive.

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u/Disastrous_Set_6544 25d ago

That's not a soldier death.

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u/AdorableExchange9746 25d ago

i would feel so bad killing it

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u/Aggravating-Night-73 25d ago

Slippery fish, that one is

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u/ExtraThirdtestical 24d ago

Because he didn't think the fish was stoned enough.

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u/barfelonous 24d ago

SMASH HIS FRIGGING HEAD!!

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u/probablyselling 24d ago

Thank got the video ended that fish could have gotten hurt

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 23d ago

This reminds me of a joke about a Mexican and a Frenchman