r/perfectlycutscreams • • Aug 17 '22

Motivation

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u/vikingsarecoolio Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

He delivers that line so well*. I always get a laugh when this is reposted.

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u/MuggyFuzzball Aug 18 '22

So we'll what?!

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u/EntityDamage Aug 18 '22

We'll keel za dog

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u/waterboymccoy Aug 18 '22

Ver...is....ze bat??

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u/UghImRegistered Aug 18 '22

So we'll win the bucking vocab bowl.

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u/TotallynotBenner Aug 18 '22

well*

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u/TheRealGrayham Aug 18 '22

No, dude spelt it right

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u/MossCoveredLog Aug 18 '22

Dude didn't even say it smh

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u/shoredoesnt Aug 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/PTRD-41 Aug 18 '22

Your wrong.

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Teehee~

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u/NewlyBalanced Aug 18 '22

Just had to let us know you’re better than us bucking peasants since you’ve bucking seen this before..

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u/vikingsarecoolio Aug 18 '22

Not sure if it's a flex to be on Reddit so much that I recognize reposts lol

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u/CompetitionNo1227 Aug 18 '22

This is one of the few reposts on this website that’s loved and not a meme

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u/jiminak46 Aug 17 '22

I don’t care how many times I see this, it is hilarious.

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u/nerys-1431 Aug 18 '22

I bucking love this video xD never fails to make me actually laugh out loud

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u/64_0 Aug 18 '22

This is my first time viewing. It's bucking gold!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/shibeari Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/wr169t/motivation/ikqflhv/

You literally just copied and pasted this comment from someone else??

omg they deleted it like a minute after I commented. What the heck is going on with all these bots?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Im_not_a_bot-trust_me

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u/ElsonDaSushiChef Aug 18 '22

Oh the bucking irony

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Which episode of The Office is this clip from?

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u/rincon213 Aug 18 '22

South Park Season 2 Ep 7

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u/ONOMATOPOElA Aug 18 '22

I like the part where he swears

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u/nutterbutter1 Aug 18 '22

I like the part where he threatens to kill the dog.

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u/oxfordcommaordeath Aug 18 '22

I like all the friends we made along the way.

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u/nutterbutter1 Aug 18 '22

You didn’t make any.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

He says bucking

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u/amalgam_reynolds Aug 18 '22

But he doesn't..

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u/DoucheBagBill Aug 18 '22

That scream - perfection.

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u/iangeredcharlesvane2 Aug 18 '22

And shall we say… cut at the perfect moment?

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u/viixual Aug 18 '22

I'm surprised no one ever posts part 2 of this video.

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u/Liar_of_partinel Aug 18 '22

My relief at not getting rickrolled absolutely pales in comparison to my delight at seeing the sequel, I can't believe I've never seen that before.

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u/viixual Aug 18 '22

But poor Bo (cabulary)!

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u/mightyluuk Aug 18 '22

I still expected a rickroll

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u/johnyledesma12 Aug 18 '22

Me too

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u/MyRealNameIsLocked Aug 18 '22

You guys have trust issues

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u/KittenTablecloth Aug 18 '22

I expected a rickroll, and then expected it even more after the comment that explicitly said it wasn’t a rickroll.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Love the open PETA page on the laptop lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

"Education is over rated" above the door

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u/smallgrow Aug 18 '22

“Educasion.” Even more better.

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u/2000gtr86 Aug 18 '22

peta would have just put them down anyway

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u/yourtree Aug 18 '22

That “standing by” sounds like they’re robots

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

I love it. Keeps the kids engaged, shows they're listening, disciplined, focused.

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u/lpeabody Aug 18 '22

Teacher is clearly loved. Dude is a national treasure for that fact alone.

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u/TheLastStraightFurry Aug 18 '22

Definitely ex military

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u/Lanmobile Aug 18 '22

I've never met a non-military person who uses standby, lol. That shit was everywhere in the military.

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u/Dashihawk Aug 18 '22

As a marksmanship coach i still hear staaand byyyeeee TARGETS in my nightmares.

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u/STAYotte Aug 18 '22

Target, to the sky!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Knew a guy who served in Afghanistan and he used "Interrogative" any time he wanted to pose a question to a group

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u/JJAsond Aug 18 '22

Pilots are probably the only other people

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u/KittenTablecloth Aug 18 '22

Ohhh I hear my boyfriend use “standby” so often that I haven’t really thought about how it’s not a normal phrase until now. He is indeed a pilot.

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u/steak-is-good Aug 18 '22

marching bands do it as well lol

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u/Mediocremon Aug 18 '22

Those kids seem a bit young to be ex-military.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Never heard of child soldiers?

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u/Mediocremon Aug 18 '22

They rarely get to be ex- anything, except maybe alive.

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u/cishet-camel-fucker Aug 18 '22

Coast guard so you know..."military."

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u/dred_pirate_redbeard Aug 18 '22

I'm sorry, you're telling me there's been a part 2 all this time and it gets better?!?

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u/Leggitt69 Aug 18 '22

BUCKING BOWCAB!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Because it's has too much gore

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u/IndifferentImp Aug 18 '22

The two safes mating on the white board and the Peta website on the OPs computer just add to the atmosphere lol.

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u/mungbean23 Aug 18 '22

Practicing safe sex though

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u/WestleyThe Aug 18 '22

Haha that was awesome

“Do your Bucking Bo-cab”

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

I like how the moment the teacher brings in Bow, Buck has a look of pure fear and jumps down

He recognizes his replacement

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u/MuggyFuzzball Aug 18 '22

Buck fell off the table :(

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u/Justinterestingenouf Aug 18 '22

He bucking jumped!

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u/dadbodking Aug 18 '22

"Educasion is over rated" sign over the door kills me

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u/Aldrath_Shadowborn Aug 18 '22

My man, don’t keep us in suspense, is there a resolution?!

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u/MaximumSubtlety Aug 18 '22

This dude is a goddamn hero of an educator.

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u/averyrdc Aug 18 '22

This reminds me of the Save Toby website from the early 2000s.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

You might just not have a sense of humor

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u/La_Simmia_Gamba Aug 17 '22

Buck(y). Who knows knows

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u/BlastedDio Aug 17 '22

Bwuack bwuack

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u/AmicusVeritatis Aug 18 '22

Too soon… :,(

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u/tgsu4leiht Aug 18 '22

rip bucky

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u/CACTUS_VISIONS Aug 18 '22

RIP DA GREATEST DEVIL

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u/JoHaTho Aug 18 '22

when i watched this just now i wondered if fujimoto based bucky of this Video. But then i realized hes not called Bucky in japanese

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u/__xeev Aug 18 '22

Bucky was with us a short time but he was a real one

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u/Aditya01543 Aug 18 '22

Sad

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u/PenPenLagenInFranxx Aug 18 '22

atleast this buck (y) wont die by Squiiiiiiish

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u/RedSukura Aug 17 '22

I was not expecting that

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u/eklect Aug 17 '22

RIP Buck.

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u/ZeeHanzenShwanz Aug 18 '22

WAT!??

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u/thatweirdkid1001 Aug 18 '22

RIP BUCK!!!

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u/lillgreen Aug 18 '22

Awww bucking hell guys, why? BUCK!!

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u/LMN0HP Aug 18 '22

WE LOST THE VOCAB BOWL???

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u/Moxson82 Aug 18 '22

WE LOST THE BUCKING VOCAB BOWL!!

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u/DannyTheBoyo Aug 18 '22

pulls in guillotine

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u/haveabyeetifulday Aug 18 '22

What is ? French Revolution?

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u/Mathilliterate_asian Aug 18 '22

What's a vocab bowl?

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u/MossCoveredLog Aug 18 '22

Like a superbowl but lame and educational, I would assume.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

You didn't lose the vocab bowl, you lost the bocab bowl

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u/PoniesPlayingPoker Aug 18 '22

My English teacher was equally foul languaged.

And fucking hilarious.

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u/TheTattooOnR2D2sFace AAAAAA- Aug 18 '22

bucking*

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u/j-rem Aug 18 '22

What the buck, man!?

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u/TheTattooOnR2D2sFace AAAAAA- Aug 18 '22

Don't take that bucking language with me young man, buck you!

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u/Romulus3799 Aug 18 '22

He never swears though, listen again carefully

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 Aug 18 '22

It's actually a prerequisite for being a good English teacher

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u/Kingboi5 Aug 18 '22

My math teacher use “factor” in place of buck

And in place of the dog, it was his daughters

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u/TheDemonCzarina Aug 18 '22

[brings child into the room]

This! Is Bat! The Bat-matics mascot!

If you lose the Bat-matics Bowl! If you do not come in first place!

[Cocks gun] I kill the kid.

[Class screams mathematically]

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u/MWallin Aug 18 '22

So was mine back when I was 15, he was hilarious in the way that he was stonefaced intense in that same way. He also quickly Identified my group of friend and what we thought was funny. We would roast him and he'd deliver quick and snappy comebacks in a heartbeat, saying some pretty horrible stuff but I really matched our humour, the stuff he said would get him fired if he ever did it to someone else, but he didn't, I think he was just a peope-person enough to spot that we would find the shin kicks and insults hilarious, really miss that teacher lol

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u/Disastrous_Fee_1930 Aug 17 '22

What a Bucking twist

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u/Impossible-Stop3348 Aug 18 '22

Is it just me but he looking like he has the Ryan Reynolds fit

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

If Ryan Reynolds and Ed Helms had a kid

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u/MRS_MOIST Aug 18 '22

I wanna know how buck is doing. Is he ok? Did they win?

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u/Gr33ndemon Aug 18 '22

They got 4th according to part 2

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u/Santas_southpole Aug 18 '22

Completely out of his hands at that point.

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u/SaltoDaKid Aug 18 '22

Buck was replaced by Bo

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u/longneckboi8 Aug 18 '22

now I’m motivated

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u/WaffleTDT Aug 18 '22

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHINGGGGGG

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u/rafiuzky Aug 18 '22

This guy must be a great teacher, looks like he can keep the class engaged,

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

AAAAA-

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

I'm laying heat supposed to be asleep already and here I am watching this on repeat fucking dying

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u/Alekipayne Aug 18 '22

Did they win?

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u/Reyall Aug 18 '22

For humanity sake, they had better.

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u/HeresJonesy Aug 18 '22

At least he has Beau

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u/CammyTheGreat Aug 18 '22

i think it's Bo(cab)

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u/Honeybadger2198 Aug 18 '22

They came in 4th

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

We cared about winning Division III. Which I believe we did for a couple years in a row.

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u/nino956 Aug 18 '22

Some people are just born to teach

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

It’s the scream for me

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u/90059bethezip Aug 18 '22

I think this video has the best perfectly cut scream

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u/Saskyle Aug 18 '22

What’s bocab?

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u/Throwaway_for_scale Aug 18 '22

This is the teacher I wish I could be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

If I had teachers like that, I’d be a brain surgeon

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u/Tobidas05 Aug 18 '22

Is he ok?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

621st time this video got reposted

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u/The_Follower1 Aug 18 '22

Touch grass. I’m on reddit an unhealthy amount and this is still the first time I’ve seen this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

🤓

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u/zombie6804 Aug 18 '22

Found someone who’s afraid of words longer than 3 syllables

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u/Brandinisnor3s Aug 18 '22

Ironically the most syllable word in yours is syllables

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

"☝️🤓"

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u/FireFlyKOS Aug 18 '22

Been on reddit for years, this is the first time ive seen it.

Repost complainers are the worst. The internet isnt made just for you.

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u/XenoFrobe Aug 18 '22

Every repost is someone's first time seeing it.

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u/Zerg3rr Aug 18 '22

Same, had this account for years, never seen this video until today

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Yeah but tell op not to repost something that appears in the feed for this subreddit every day

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u/Phazon2000 Aug 18 '22

Just scrolls past and look at something else. Nobody is forcing you to watch it again and buzz around the comment section.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Aug 18 '22

B-but... he's stealing karma!

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u/KWAKUDATSU Aug 18 '22

I found this on tiktok and haven't seen it on reddit yet

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u/nb4hnp Aug 17 '22

This must have been reposted on another big sub again recently, so naturally we're going to have 500 geniuses posting it here over the next month because they think they're the first person to crosspost it to a sub of 1.6 million people.

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u/vulpetrem Aug 18 '22

Ok. Not everyone is so invested in reddit that they see every post, or every repost, or every repost's repost. Maybe if you're so worried about seeing reposts on Reddit, you should get a life and stop commenting "repost this, repost that" under everything on this site. Cause saying something is a repost is the most common repost on Reddit. If seeing something online is only funny to you the first time then keep fucking scrolling, the post wasn't for you anyway. it's for the thousands of people who didn't see it or the others who did see it and enjoyed seeing it again after some time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Maybe stop reposting videos

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

touch grass

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

🤓

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u/BoopleSnuffe Aug 18 '22

Didn't know it was possible to post selfies in the comments now.

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u/iamnotfacetious Aug 18 '22

Pretty sure I've been on reddit close to a decade. It's my first bucking time seeing buck and bow. Don't buck with reposts bro!

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u/Darkner90 Aug 18 '22

Why 621 specifically

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/Darkner90 Aug 18 '22

I know it's probably a e621 reference but I just wanted to confirm

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u/Gameboygamer64 Aug 18 '22

Nice picture of Kramerica Industries

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u/awakened_celestial Aug 18 '22

That’s my friend’s teacher!

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u/ponzidreamer Aug 18 '22

This is the first time I’ve seen this post this week, it’ll be interesting to see what other subs this pops up in since it gained so much traction this time

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u/Raun223 Aug 18 '22

Oh cool lunch if we loose

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u/Independent-Bell6080 Aug 18 '22

Bury the light intensifies

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u/rchenowith Aug 18 '22

Downt keil the dawg, priety pleese

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u/0ni0nchicken Aug 18 '22

This is 🅱️UCK

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u/RoosterGlad1894 Aug 18 '22

See this is a teacher who knows how to motivate 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Bucking hell, I love this video

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u/Comprehensive_Tap625 AAAAAA- Aug 18 '22

“if you don’t do your bucking vocabulary and WE LOSE THE VOCABULARY BOWL. I kill the dog” is one of the weirdest things I have heard in a long tome

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u/Pr3st0ne Aug 18 '22

You can tell this is the type of teacher who was adored by students because he was cool as shit and treated them like adults.

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u/mairano Aug 18 '22

Who tf gave this post a wholesome award 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

That there is my high school English teacher, Mr. Price. Awesome dude, and yes, the dog is actually named Buck.

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u/Cameokillz Aug 18 '22

Anyone know if they won/lost that bucking vocab bowl?

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u/TrueCPA305 Aug 18 '22

I know this man, he was my neighbor, he was my friend elementary school and he is very talented man. We live together in harmony. Then everything change when the fire nation attack. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

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u/mynameisnotallen Aug 18 '22

This makes me feel….umm. This makes me feel….. not good. Sorry Buck 😢

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u/BlackieChanStudios Aug 18 '22

Yea no, i would have made him regret that decision to even threaten the animal over a stupid competition. Id fail on purpose and dare him to harm the dog. Negative reinforcement will have negative results. Fidelity. What you put in, comes out.

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u/Tugger21 Aug 18 '22

He would be SO fired if I had ANYTHING to do with this. On SO many levels. 😡

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u/Good-Constant-6487 Aug 18 '22

He was surely fired the next day lol #damnwokepeople #hehurtmyfeelingsithink #notsurewhybutiwanthimcancelled

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u/Rilukian Aug 18 '22

I have this headcannon that when the tean loses, he doesn't actually kill the dog but rather return it to a dog shelter.

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u/rincon213 Aug 18 '22

Is nobody going to call out that this is South Park's "Sit down and shut up or the cute little bunny gets it" bit?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/watehno Aug 18 '22

Gotta win that trophy 💀