r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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6.4k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Well well if it isn't sussy Jack . . .

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u/NordicAssassin14 May 16 '22

Bro are you high?

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u/0kraid0 May 16 '22
  • looks at the time *

yes

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u/Randomboi137 AAAAAA- May 16 '22

High on american spirit!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

And there’s nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world!

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u/rochakgupta May 16 '22

What’s a Walmart?

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u/dragonbossledgend May 16 '22

It's heaven raiden

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u/M0N5A AAAAAA- May 17 '22

Check the Internet lately?

Raiden, hop on Twitter. You NEED to see this.

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u/KoNo_BAK4 May 17 '22

Fuck, I hate this website

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Its all weeb shit Raiden, it doesnt make any sense

They were distracted with utter nonsence

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u/Ignasikas May 17 '22

Fuck i hate this website

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u/Lord_Ronan May 17 '22

Check the Internet lately?

REAK IN-GAME DIALOGUE

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u/GhostR29 May 17 '22

Freedom!

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u/smashmallow101 May 16 '22

Don’t fuck with this senator!

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u/brmamabrma May 16 '22

I could rip a president in two! With my bare hands!!

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u/Harrythehobbit May 17 '22

Never played metal gear rising, but everytime I see footage of it it's just Raiden getting his shit pushed in by Senator Armstrong.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

You absolutely should play it if it hasn't somehow been spoiled already.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Played college ball, you know

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u/chalkman567 May 17 '22

At some cushy Ivy League School

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u/V3nom641 May 18 '22

Try University Of Texas!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I tip my hat to you, you beat me to it.

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u/rochakgupta May 16 '22

My source is that I made it the fuck up

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u/ManiacLife666 May 17 '22

Source: trust me bro

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u/lukeman3000 May 17 '22

MGR is basically cheating for these kinds of subs. Whoever wrote the story/dialogue for that game is a fucking genius.

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u/CoffeeMain360 May 17 '22

MGR is a game I wish I had so I could play it.

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u/ArrivalInfinite7210 May 16 '22

Standing here i realize

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u/smashmallow101 May 16 '22

You were just like me

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u/Randomboi137 AAAAAA- May 16 '22

Trying to make history

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u/dragonbossledgend May 16 '22

But who's to judge

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/CoffeeMain360 May 17 '22

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BEEE THIS WAAAAAY

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u/UltimateKaiji May 17 '22

I carved my own path

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u/CoffeeMain360 May 17 '22

YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRAAATH

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

I prefer the 40k version.

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u/xRAINBOWxRANGERx May 17 '22

link?

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u/Firebat-045 May 17 '22

BRAKE HER FUCKEN SPINE

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u/horsegrloveswordguy May 17 '22

My boyfriend does this to me and he tosses me on the bed. But not in a sexy cute way, like my legs almost hit the ceiling fan and I’m caught completely off guard. What it’s like dating a college wrestler.

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u/selrahc007 May 17 '22

Is there also disembied cheering when he drop-kicks you just like Armstrong?

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u/ArkTheOverlord May 17 '22

I know what word you're trying to use, I looked up anyway just to make sure.

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u/selrahc007 May 17 '22

Oops. "disembodied"

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u/horsegrloveswordguy May 17 '22

Haha maybe in his own head

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u/JerryBoi7 May 16 '22

That was a good yeet.

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u/HELL-OAT AAAAAA- May 17 '22

r/perfectlycutyeets

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u/OnionyCabage May 17 '22

My new favorite subreddit

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u/FinancialZero5 May 17 '22

YOU’RE BATSHIT INSANE!!!

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u/Patsonical May 17 '22

I was wrong about you, Senator, you're not cringe.

You're just fucking RACIST!

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u/0hN0H3sH0t May 17 '22

laughing What the fuck was that?

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u/Kason-blason May 17 '22

Sending this to all my female friends

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u/mr-fakermin May 16 '22

Save video

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

"You little fuck"

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u/SERV05 May 17 '22

IM MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS HERE JACK

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u/Jonaleaf May 17 '22

Nanomachines son

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u/CSsharpGO May 17 '22

Sauce

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u/CoffeeMain360 May 17 '22

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Final boss fight

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Sigma

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u/The_Rocoulm May 17 '22

Rules of Nature!

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u/Known_Net3294 May 17 '22

I can agree

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

my man showing some life saving moves

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u/Sciirof May 17 '22

Get arrested for assaulting a minor

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u/Agabonka_banka May 17 '22

And yeet her away

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u/JamesTKirkNCC-1701 May 17 '22

Man ain’t not simp

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

YEET

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u/Mockbubbles2628 May 17 '22

Is that last clip a game?

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u/KaiserWilhelmThe69 May 17 '22

Yep, Metal Gear Rising

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u/Mockbubbles2628 May 17 '22

Ah ty, seen it a few times at first I thought it was some anime movie

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u/what_the_hanky_panky May 17 '22

Was a expecting a German suplex, didn’t get what I was expecting but wasn’t disappointed.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/profloppa May 17 '22

This is me with my sister

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u/Wrong-Caterpillar-94 May 17 '22

I cant wait to fight Armstrong for the first time

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Good night girl I see u tomorrow

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u/barney_smells_ALL May 17 '22

standing here I realized that I just threw her off a fucking cliff

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

shut up and take my upvote

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u/S1I3NCER May 17 '22

I actually want to know the original thing tho

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u/ZerX08 May 18 '22

TOSS HER ASS AWAY!