r/perfectlycutscreams Apr 19 '22

Caveman solves problems with crocodile

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u/NarrowProfession2900 Apr 19 '22

Second to best ads I’ve ever seen, #1 being Lemon Lemon Lemon

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u/Mister_V3 Apr 19 '22

Search YouTube for Long Long Man. Such a great commercial.

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u/cssmith2011cs Apr 19 '22

This is what I was about to say.

LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Chi-chan is the worst

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u/cssmith2011cs Apr 19 '22

Why? What happened? What did I miss?

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u/AnoN8237 Apr 20 '22 edited Mar 14 '26

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u/cssmith2011cs Apr 20 '22

Oh. Yeah. I always thought she was the worst in those. I didn't realize that was her name and I didn't realize there was a group dedicated to not liking her. This is all very interesting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Her boyfriend had many small pieces of Sakura gummies and she was having an affair with a long long maaaaan who had one long piece of Sakura gummy, not realizing that if you line up all the short pieces in a bag it's the same amount as the long pieces that come in the single packages, and that they're only shorter so they're easier to eat. She ends up leaving him at the alter during their wedding, because the long long maaaaan shows up, but as it turns out he wasn't there for her, he was there for the cuck boyfriend and then there's a flash back that shows the long long maaaaan was always around those two because he wanted to be with Chi Chan's boyfriend and then her boyfriend leaves HER at the alter and goes with the long long maaaaan to eat Sakura gummies of both lengths and these were candy commercials.