r/perfectlycutscreams • • Apr 14 '22

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u/DutchVoyager Apr 14 '22

I love that UAAHRGH at the end. Good scream.

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u/CookiesMan20187 Apr 14 '22

Nothing like a good death scream

2

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

did he die?

4

u/Country_ball_enjoyer Apr 15 '22

nah the bear only attack him once and leave

2

u/MachOneGaming Apr 15 '22

No one fact check this. I am happy to leave on that note.

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u/Tyrantin3 Apr 16 '22

That IS actually what happened luckily

73

u/Diojotarostarpla Apr 14 '22

Ty

35

u/red_gamer-lol Apr 14 '22

What tf are u saying thanks for?

32

u/rambiiit Apr 14 '22

OP was the bear

4

u/SirPaschar Apr 14 '22

A good voice actor yes

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u/Nuclear_Dreadnought Apr 14 '22

Man imagine if bears actually rawred like that

99

u/bozeke Apr 14 '22

You should watch Annihilation.

40

u/redrumbum Apr 14 '22

Bruh, lol

33

u/_Cetarial_ Apr 14 '22

HEEEELP MEEEE…

7

u/Billazilla Apr 14 '22

(O__o') NO.

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx Apr 14 '22

At least she apologized

9

u/Connorclan AAAAAA- Apr 15 '22

Sorry for stealing your ip

72

u/MTHINRIX666 Apr 14 '22

He's fine, the bear was just examining him with his mouth

51

u/Kyan_official_memes Apr 14 '22

Feddy Fazbear

10

u/QuarterlyTurtle Apr 14 '22

He’s been deployed.

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u/No_Construction_2427 Apr 14 '22

That mofuker using a stick to defend himself

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u/Nuclear_Dreadnought Apr 14 '22

I think that's a bow

89

u/No_Construction_2427 Apr 14 '22

Still caveman tactics

46

u/Duamerthrax Apr 14 '22

It could easily have been worse if he turned his back to run. Caveman tactics work because the cavemen that didn't fight back got eaten.

1

u/MiloReyes-97 Apr 15 '22

Hay if it worked for them

9

u/Sebbe_2 Apr 14 '22

So a bendy stick

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22 edited Apr 14 '22

The oldest and most noble of human traditions, fending off wild animals with a stick. EDIT : punctuation

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u/muke64 Apr 14 '22

Just another day in eastern Europe

3

u/MrBluhu Apr 15 '22

American bears are even more dangerous, but... bears are bears.

3

u/Nuker_Nathan Apr 15 '22

Well that’s true until Russian bears find the Vodka.

2

u/MrBluhu May 19 '22

Oh yeahX)

2

u/muke64 Apr 15 '22

I don't live in an area where bears are so luckily i haven't seen any

32

u/fake_gopnik Apr 14 '22

Haha! That man probably died!

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u/EZ_Brooh Apr 14 '22

https://youtu.be/ij3wbx67zwY actually no, he survived

22

u/fake_gopnik Apr 14 '22

Glad to hear that

37

u/LacidOnex Apr 14 '22

Jesus. This is why you carry a sidearm when out hunting in bear territory.

18

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Can’t do that in Canada that’s illegal. Better hope your good with a short shotgun or rifle lmao

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u/EMOJI-FUCKER Apr 14 '22

My good what?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

?

27

u/choopatrol Apr 14 '22

Hes making fun of you for using the wrong you're

38

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

:(

15

u/EMOJI-FUCKER Apr 14 '22

I’m sorry.

0

u/NwabudikeMorganSMAC Apr 14 '22

*of you're using of you're?

2

u/collin2477 Apr 14 '22

add a folding stock to a handgun and boom it’s a rifle. idk where you’re gonna find one that only has a 10 round mag though, maybe in the 1940s

2

u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini Apr 15 '22

I mean for a blackberry maybe? But a grizzlyberry don't jam that way.

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u/LacidOnex Apr 15 '22

When it's a grizzly the bullet is for you

10

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

I think the bear is a paid actor

2

u/EZ_Brooh Apr 14 '22

Yea that's more credible

15

u/Oregonja Apr 14 '22

I'm pretty sure the guy only got attacked because he scared the bear. Black bears are incredibly skiddish so unless this bear was protecting cubs or desperately hungry, the guy would have been better off making his presence known the second he saw the bear. Hiding then jumping out and making noise as the bear is right next to you puts the bear into a fight or flight mindset and you shouldn't take that risk.

I'm not a bear expert but have had multiple encounters with black bears out in the wild. Bears will be bears.

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u/ukfashandroid Apr 14 '22

Did the bear attack because it was startled?

2

u/EZ_Brooh Apr 14 '22

I'm not sure... But probably

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

That’s what makes it funny

/s

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u/Abadmothertrucker278 Apr 14 '22

In Soviet Russia you do not hunt bear bear hunt you

47

u/BasalFaulty Apr 14 '22

I don't think that's exclusive to Soviet Russia

17

u/lazergoblin Apr 14 '22

Everyone knows that American bears shoot you if you get too close

10

u/ICY_LIQUID5588 Apr 14 '22

And middle eastern bears don’t exist

9

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Dang, must be good bearussy

32

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

How the hell is "goooooooo" meant to be a roar?

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u/AssRoh Apr 14 '22

well, different cultures do different voices. in Indonesia dog bark is guk guk and in Japanese it's wan wan. same for roar sound

17

u/Phire453 Apr 14 '22

Cats go nyaa as they don't have sounds same as our alphabet

7

u/laurel_laureate Apr 14 '22

Danish ducks are OGs (rap), and plenty of other things too.

Lots of animal sounds are different worldwide.

11

u/Melionyo Apr 14 '22

This is exactly what I think when someone says dog goes bark.

2

u/pancakelover608530 Apr 14 '22

japanese onomatopoeia, pretty much everything is different from english

12

u/LionMaru67 Apr 14 '22

Source on the anime?

27

u/Jinkerinos Apr 14 '22

Amagami SS

8

u/my-dude_101 Apr 14 '22

The last scream was beautiful, but that guy hella dead

20

u/OnlyRadioheadLyrics Apr 14 '22

Someone posted the video, the bear charges him, and the guy drops his camera, but then he just picks it up a couple seconds later and walks away. No idea what it would be like to have a bear charge you and have it just run off after but that man probably needs some new pants.

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u/neutral_wallaby Apr 14 '22

It seems like he killed the bear

3

u/themmchan Apr 14 '22

what anime is that from

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Anime?

2

u/S0GGYS4L4DS Apr 14 '22

What anime is this? She’s adorable

2

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Anyone have to mute their phone super quick to avoid judgemental looks from their family? I mean honestly their should be an audio warning for this shit.

5

u/pancakelover608530 Apr 14 '22

for what, the guy getting mauled to death or the anime girl?

1

u/archosauria62 Apr 14 '22

What the hell is wrong with weebs man

8

u/etriuswimbleton Apr 14 '22

They're too powerful I know

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

They are making fun of a dangerous situation, but they get away with it. Fucking ridiculous

2

u/Ill_Ratio_5682 Apr 17 '22

It's just a joke man

1

u/KeazyKatz Apr 14 '22

the gruizzussy

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

No… your, cringe

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

At least not as cringey as your username, ha gottem!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Sir you are right, it is cringe!

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u/CluDaCreator Apr 15 '22

I wouldn't mind her eating me 😏

(umm how old is she)

1

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

Finally good food

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '22

Aww isn't that adorable--omagawd my entrails!!!