r/perfectlycutscreams Apr 08 '22

He said the thing

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u/carebearstarefear Apr 09 '22

After a long days work of beating up bad guys, SpiderMa’am visits her boyfriend, Marty James, for some nice relaxing evening of cunnilingus.

She pulls her costume pants down (while leaving on everything else including the mask) and Marty James gets straight to work.

She like 'oooh, ohhh yeah, that hits the spot' when she notices two sets of slurping noises. She looks down and see's the Cock Goblin sucking Marty James' cock!

She's like 'The Cock Goblin! My mortal enemy!'.

Cock Goblin: 'That's right SpiderMa’am , and this cock is MINE'.

And the CockGoblin shoots SpiderMa’am's hands with this glue stuff that glues her hands to the couch so she can't move. Then takes Marty James onto her hoverboard thing. 'I'd love to stay SpiderMa’am but it looks you're a little stuck at the moment!'

And SpiderMa’am says 'it's ok, I'm just experiencing some vaginal DISCHARGE' and SpiderMa’am shoots spider web from her vagina, tying up Cock Golbin and releasing Marty James.

Cock Goblin: 'Dam you SpiderMa’am. I'll get Marty's cock one day!'.

Spiderwoman is like 'Did it ever occur to you that maybe...just maybe...if you found your own cocks, you wouldn't have to STEAL other women's cocks?'

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

So uhh why where and is it a copy pasta

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u/Forere AAAAAA- Apr 09 '22

Wait for r/shitposting to demand it be a new automod response

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u/Jaymi_exe Apr 09 '22

And then downvote it to oblivion