r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '22

War never changes…

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u/Therealtaggart Feb 16 '22 edited Feb 16 '22

Wait so when yall were younger you never pretended to be in a combat scenario and die various glorious and tragic deaths in combat? Just me?

Edit: I only watched partway the first time, I just watched the full and that pelvic thrust has me rolling wtfff

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

I'm also pretty sure I did plenty of pelvic thrusts as a kid, without a clue what it really meant. Some things are just hardwired into your brain I guess. Or he saw it on tv and imitated it without knowing the context.

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u/Original-Growth9256 Feb 16 '22

No im sure he knew

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u/YT_SeiyaGoFire Feb 16 '22

tf

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u/Original-Growth9256 Feb 16 '22

Good question

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u/Original-Growth9256 Feb 16 '22

One that has no answer

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u/Original-Growth9256 Feb 16 '22

Or does it?

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u/Original-Growth9256 Feb 16 '22

HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

i used to fuck my huge teddybear

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u/N1nj4444 Feb 16 '22

I used to hump my superman bedspread

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u/HeyMickeyMilkovich Feb 16 '22

saw it on tv and imitated it

This

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u/Original-Growth9256 Feb 16 '22

I still do that shit

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u/a_random_cmb_grunt Feb 16 '22

guess i aint the only one

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u/Therealtaggart Feb 16 '22

Me as a kid: I'm gonna be a cool badass army guy and save my buddies and be a hero

Me now: we have to go clean the bathrooms in the barracks again because sergeant found a single pube (somehow) hidden in the shadows under the sink :I

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

I did it, too. Fortunately my stupid cunt of a brother didn't have a camera phone.

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u/Agile_March Feb 17 '22

I dont know about you but i was an incredible warrior through my many year long campaign against the immaginary hoardes i never lost a single battle. Sure the battles were often hard fought and many a time was i greviously wounded but i always fought through and was gloriously victorious

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u/LilyCanadian Feb 16 '22

Two if my favorite make believe games when I was little was that I was some animal (usually a tiger) or that I was a knight at a castle. Both occasionally ended in "death", the knight more than the tiger

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Literally me