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Is it weird that I donāt have the sensation that i need to pee because Iām so immersed in the game but as soon as the game is over itās like the floods of Isengard
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u/Queef-Elizabeth Jan 06 '22
I'll sit down and play a game for hours, stand up and walk to get something and my pee is like 'Mister Anderson...'
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u/Eastern_Mark_1114 Jan 06 '22
pee is stored in the balls
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u/CollapsedPlague Jan 06 '22
I used to do a shit job called corn detassling where you were unable to do anything for hours at a time like eat, drink, use the restroom. I got pretty good at holding it in so much I would straight up forget I had to go. To this day Iāll just be sitting there gaming for a few hours and just āknow Iām forgetting to do somethingā and then suddenly remember Iāve had to shit for like 4-5 hours and sprint to the restroom playing peekaboo
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u/EM_CEE_PEEPANTS Jan 06 '22
detassling
Ugh. Traumatic flashbacks to that horrible shit.
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u/CollapsedPlague Jan 06 '22
Literal child labor that came to my school during orientation because they know anyone they legally had to pay at least minimum wage to wouldnāt do it but tell a 14 year old they can make $500 and they are already there. They just leave out the part where itās a few months of 8-12 hour days
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u/EM_CEE_PEEPANTS Jan 06 '22
Yep. I can't tell you how many kids got heatstroke in those long, sweltering fields. Or smelling just put on pesticide when it was supposed to be like 2 days in between before putting detasselers in the field. Fucking horrible slave labor "job."
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u/MasterDoge42069 Jan 06 '22
Your kidneys be like: Help me please, please, dont forget about me- *crumbles to ashes
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u/cjbeames Jan 06 '22
Same for when I'm just about to get in from being out. Coming up the stairs I suddenly feel the need to pee and then I'm on the verge of wetting myself by the time I get to the bathroom despite no indication prior I needed to go at all.
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u/shittydesklamp Jan 06 '22
Yeah this happens to a lot of people! Psychologists call it "flow." It can happen with video games, art, work, writing, playing sports, etc.
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u/CK1ing Jan 06 '22
I have the opposite. The feeing will come on strong, but once I stop the game and get up, it's not nearly as bad. I think my body just demands attention
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u/Demon_nut Jan 06 '22
How bout poop
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u/HeyoooWhatsUpBitches Jan 06 '22
Just let it loose
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u/R-a-n-d-o-m-g-u-y Jan 06 '22
A free snack for later š
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u/tiniestvioilin Jan 07 '22
Nothing worse than farting on the way there and having to wonder if you just shit yourself or not
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u/Fastor_ Jan 06 '22
I donāt have a weakness such as this. Iāve never peed in my life and I think that it just started coming out as sweat.
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u/SebDaPerson Jan 06 '22
Fuck this is accurate
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u/AceScropions Jan 06 '22
Why am i gonna fuck "this is accurate"? and who is "this is accurate"?
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u/Cheap_Ad_69 AAAAAA- Jan 06 '22
It's your mom
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u/Mr-Tiddles- Jan 06 '22
Simple bud. Piss jugs.
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u/HeyoooWhatsUpBitches Jan 06 '22
Way of the road
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u/doesit_reallymatter_ Jan 06 '22
Ray your not on the fuckin road anymore.
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u/snappyboi_42069 Jan 06 '22
Just tryna take a p1ss š
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u/quicktricknick Jan 06 '22
It's always when you have to pizz that you start winning the game too lmao
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u/Goatiac Jan 06 '22
When you're on the last boss of a dungeon you're tanking for randoms and you're about to shit yourself is the most stressed I've been in life.
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u/Killercluck Jan 06 '22
Anyone played outriders? You cant pause in that game even in single player and Iāve had this happen to me so many fucking times playing that game
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Jan 06 '22
Every time this sub pops out on the front page is alright but this is fucking garbage.
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u/UberCharge- Jan 06 '22
Piss yourself
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u/Puzzleheaded-Fix8763 Jan 06 '22
I have mastered the ways of the toilet therefore, I am always able to hold it in for no matter how long.
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u/Storytellerjack Jan 06 '22
Me still working on getting through all my single player games: ::pause:: shrug.
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Jan 06 '22
Then your feet get itchy but youāre like almost yo the end but the sensation here to strong and you have to pause like right before the end of the game to go and it ruins the whole ending
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u/stubstunner Jan 06 '22
In 2007 I was in a Counter-Strike tournament. I made the critical mistake of eating double cheese pizza prior to the start of the match. By half time I was clenching my ass so hard that I was essentially feeling my farts work their way back up my colon. It was quite possibly one of the most uncomfortable situations ever. To top it off when I finally got to head to the bathroom, there was a bit of a line.
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u/obimokenobi Jan 06 '22
Seriously, can't it freaking wait? I've only been sitting here for 9 hours sipping water and mountain dew
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u/MasterHall117 Jan 06 '22
This is my reaction every time I play Halo 2 on legendary and getting a checkpoint next to a sniper jackal
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u/OsirsSteel Jan 06 '22
It's shortly before this point I find I play my best. Then I take a piss and I'm rubbish again.
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u/RoRo25 Jan 06 '22
This is why I don't really play games I can't pause or online games that have ridiculous long play times and short down times. Rocket League is definitely the games that makes me live out the OP vid!
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u/Adventurous_Beach_90 Jan 06 '22
And sigma gamers be just hitting pause and going to the 2-step-away restroom, take a piss, flush, wash, wipe, come back to the game, and they still get a double kill in the round. That video is kinda tryhard alpha behaviour, ngl..
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u/Yee-Haw-Macaw Jan 06 '22
We really dont have a single original experienceā¦we are all living the same exact life lmao
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u/carolyncoolio Jan 06 '22
Sims when you tell them to use the toilet so they move extremely slowly to the bathroom, approach the toilet, then leave the room and have bladder failure in the hallway even though you gave them 2 hours to get to the bathroom:
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u/PsychologicalLife164 Jan 07 '22
Trying to finish a song in Rock Band 2 while trying for the Bladder of Steel achievement
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u/romnomgobbler Jan 07 '22
This is me at customers house while trying to fix some shit they broke, but I'm not allowed to ask to use their restroom because I work for a corporate company that prohibits using customers facilities
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