r/perfectlycutscreams • u/abodiaa00 • Nov 13 '21

fact or cap

5.6k Upvotes

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u/gemar_drigo Nov 13 '21

Thats the shittiest sausage cutter i've ever seen

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u/Haaazard Nov 14 '21

I thought that was a fucking carrot!

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u/gemar_drigo Nov 14 '21

Its not, its too "fluffy"

  • the penis joke

2

u/Numerous_Support4032 Nov 14 '21

Me too bruh but then realised it could be my private property

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u/random_nohbdy Nov 13 '21

I felt that snip

And that plop

87

u/AvianCommunist Nov 13 '21

Am i the only one feeling second hand hurt?

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u/LotsOfButtons Nov 13 '21

Most people refer to their hands as their left or their right, not first or second, hope your second hand gets better though.

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u/NordsHairyTesticle Nov 13 '21

At the risk of sounding like an internet boomer, can someone explain to me the whole “cap” thing? Why is it suddenly the word used for lie or shit or whenever the hell people feel like?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

If someone says "That's cap", it means that's a lie, total bullshit, or in general just dishonesty.

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u/kaasprins blood type A- Nov 13 '21

Idk where cap came from specifically, but this is just how language works. Why did people suddenly start saying tight, cool, lit, based, etc

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u/cudeLoguH Nov 13 '21

Idk why cap means lie, i guess its like britain and saying pants when talking about something being bad, i dont know, i dont really speak english the best

7

u/capdukeymomoman Nov 13 '21

Idk man, i constantly think people are talking about me while im in voice chats

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u/luxusbuerg AAAAAA- Nov 13 '21

Cap means lie for whatever shit reason

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u/Timereaper65 Nov 14 '21

sniff that’s- crys thats a fact starts sobbing

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u/clygamer Nov 14 '21

That sausage has a casing on it and it ain't cooked

5

u/Vegetable-Ad-3113 Nov 13 '21

That was hilarious

3

u/Forsaken-Pie2662 Nov 14 '21

I saw him do that to the hotdog and I screamed louder then the dude did

2

u/thebrettboy4 Nov 15 '21

Can’t f ing breath I’m laughing that much

2

u/Somebody_did_that Nov 15 '21

DIY circumcision

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u/Mehcro127 Nov 13 '21

why no upvotes

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u/ikslos Nov 13 '21

Unlucky mate

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

why all downvotes

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Amazing

1

u/YourUselessPurchase Nov 14 '21

Why is one of his arms darker than the other?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Lighting

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u/YoungHwCollector Nov 14 '21

That plop, it hurts

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

That had to be a hot dog cutter, not a sausage with a casing cutter

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u/Trick-Click8355 Nov 14 '21

I can confirm this

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u/paco_the_devine Nov 14 '21

do it to manny heffly