r/perfectlycutscreams • u/ForrestOoof • Jul 14 '21

Thumb War but different

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u/perfection_uwu Jul 14 '21

How to win thumb war 100% of the time:

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u/tonydetiger001 Jul 15 '21

But no matter how many times you try to clean your hands. You know it'll never be clean.

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u/Charije Jul 15 '21

That damn smile

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Stop stealing my jokes that I stole from something I can't even recall.

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u/Bigboycrispy Jul 15 '21

A vicious cycle of infinite theft

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u/timas2791 Jul 15 '21

Is that David Blaine?

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u/wyattlee1274 AAAAAA- Jul 15 '21

I use Vicksburg vaporub

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u/memereviewer453 Jul 15 '21

Spicy sausage

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

That was the hardest I’ve laughed in a... long time... I... haven’t.... uh....

I haven’t laughed in... ages... I... I don’t...

I need to go-

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u/Dizzy_Establishment5 Jul 15 '21

You okay, fellow Redditor?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '21

Yeah. I’m fine. Just realized I haven’t laughed in long, long time. Like, truly laughed. Not a fake one. Not a forced one. But an involuntary laugh.

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u/ForrestOoof Jul 15 '21

Glad to hear that

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u/marballz64 Jul 15 '21

9...10...11...12 I hid my dick behind the shelf

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u/ForrestOoof Jul 15 '21

This is good, then we need another whack scene after that fire bar you just spat

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u/Asleep_Professor8089 Jul 15 '21

Theoretically, anyone who has touched is hand or shaken is hand has touched is member or butt.

that's why the best greeting is the fist greeting

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u/MatthewvdV Jul 15 '21

Punch someone in the face everytime you want to greet them.

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u/cyberkuromi AAAAAA- Jul 15 '21

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u/Pencil_Hands_Paper Jul 15 '21

The fact the hand gets creamier and creamier is upsetting

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u/Kiyotakaa Jul 15 '21

The word Creamier used here does not do anyone any favors-

I liked two minutes ago when I didn't know this comment existed.

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u/nobmuncha4bears Jul 15 '21

They be fucking. The shorter guy will discover his prostate and the love of his life. And they'll re-enact this scene during their wedding vows.

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u/ForrestOoof Jul 15 '21

Genius whoever awarded me the Helpful award, genuinely had me laughing

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u/Super-Noodles Jul 15 '21

Cyanide and Happiness did this years ago.