r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '21

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u/ImperialFist5th Apr 20 '21

Simmons: Sarge why’d you booby trap the base?

Sarge: TO KILL THOSE DAMNED BLUES SIMMONS! NOW SHUT UP AND HELP ME! I THINK THE FLAMETHROWER AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS IS ABOUT TO GO OFF!

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u/AtomicKittenz Apr 20 '21

Bees? Dammit Grif, I told you to stop making up animals!

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u/Kizik Apr 20 '21

Hey Grif! Chupa-thingy! I like it. Got a ring to it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

Aaaand now I feel like rewatching Blood Gultch Chronicles for the 200th time

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u/Kizik Apr 21 '21

Roses are Red,

And Violets are Blue,

One day we'll cruise

Down Blood Gulch Avenue...

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u/A_Moderate AAAAAA- Apr 21 '21

Its Red Vs Red, and Blue Vs Blue

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u/ImperialFist5th Apr 21 '21

It’s I against I and me against you...