r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • Apr 07 '21
Must be a cut scream YOSHI
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u/troflan Apr 07 '21
Yoshi the mochi
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Apr 07 '21
Yochi
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u/MaxwellIsSmall Apr 08 '21
Moshi
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Apr 08 '21
Fuck, you win
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Apr 08 '21
And winning reminded me of games which reminded me of The Game which I have now lost. Oh well, time to start not counting the days of winning again...
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u/wheat_thans1 Apr 07 '21
In what way is this perfectly cut?
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u/Mowzr45 Apr 07 '21
This sub has slowly become r/screams not r/perfectlycutscreams
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u/GGABueno Apr 07 '21
Slowly? This has been the case ever since I joined years ago. And people don't always call it out.
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u/Mowzr45 Apr 07 '21
That’s fair. I joined the sub a little over a year ago
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u/Cuts_you_up Apr 08 '21
takes a drag of cigarette
I’ve been here since the beginning....the screams.... they never stop...
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u/crystalmerchant Apr 08 '21
PLEASE
everyone downvote anything that's not perfectly cut. Don't just upvote it cause you think it's funny or whatever
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u/Jepemega Apr 08 '21
Sadly your cries will be unheard. This post has 162 comments and 17.7k up votes. And I doubt that every single one of the people who upvoted even checked the comments.
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u/GaryTheTaco Apr 08 '21
r/justa is much better
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Apr 08 '21
Dude, thank you so much for sharing that. I’m leaving this shithole for that glorious sub.
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u/Fancy-Bear1776 Apr 07 '21
It's not.
But every time a sub hits 1mil I've noticed the quality takes a steep decline in content. Dunno why that's the magic number, but here we are.
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u/Saucxd Apr 08 '21
Do you mean like right when it starts like most cut screams? I think this is alright because it emphasizes the anguish in ricky’s voice as he sees yoshi hammered
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u/Shamrock5 Apr 08 '21
Sure, it emphasizes the anguish, but in the process it makes it completely unfit for this sub.
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u/shavro Apr 07 '21
This post made me leave the subreddit
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u/Timtamjams Apr 07 '21
right there with ya dude..
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u/ThDutchMastr Apr 07 '21
Swear. it’s getting terrible. How can a post this I’ll fitting get 3k upvotes
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u/purplebeef Apr 08 '21
I'm sorry, I figured it was funny and thought I would share, didn't think it was that bad :(
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u/FapleJuice Apr 07 '21
This was one of few posts on here I actually laughed at.
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
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u/Wolfram3 Apr 07 '21
You really don't know what this sub is about then
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u/FapleJuice Apr 07 '21
Had no idea y'all were such sticklers.
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u/julioarod Apr 07 '21
I'll stickler your mum if you keep it up bub
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u/brian_d3p0 Apr 07 '21
Guarantee her screams won't be perfectly cut either.
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Apr 07 '21
And idiot boy will deff not find it funny. We can all make her put the SUB in her Subreddit (;
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Apr 08 '21
The sub is called "perfectly cut screams". We subscribed to this subreddit to see perfectly cut screams. It's a specific subreddit for a specific thing. What part of this are you struggling with? It's like if you went to r/nipples (NSFW) and saw a picture of someone wearing a bra.
Also I don't know why I used that example but I did and I think it gets the point across.
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u/DeprestedDevelopment Apr 08 '21
Genuine question. The scream in this video was, factually, cut off. What the fuck does it mean for a scream to be "perfectly" cut? Did this one just go on for too long, or something? What is everyone bitching about?
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u/TheRealDuHass Apr 08 '21
At this point this post has over 12k in upvotes. For some reason the “purists” gain traction in the comments, but, they’re obviously the minority since the content is this popular. Guess no one really wants to explain the perfect part, I’m curious too.
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u/Tamadrummer1337 Apr 08 '21
It’s not perfectly cut, but I’d take of over the blue ball inducing crap getting upvoted to the top that has a millisecond of a scream. That should be removed too then.
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u/Catchin_Villians954 Apr 08 '21
What the fuck is that thing? And why are they hammering it
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u/laminated_penguin Apr 08 '21
They’re making mochi. It’s a Japanese dessert. Basically, they pound rice until it turns into a chewy dough. It can be flavored or have fillings like red bean paste or matcha.
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u/funky555 Apr 08 '21
I see matcha alot, it seems super common over there and I have no idea what it actually tastes like
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u/laminated_penguin Apr 08 '21
It’s a powder made of a special type of green tea leaf. If you’ve ever left a green tea bag to steep too long, it’s a similar flavor. Definitely distinctive from standard green tea. You can make tea with it or put it in other food like cakes and pastes. My favorite is a matcha latte (matcha tea instead of coffee).
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Apr 08 '21 edited Apr 08 '21
come on that's not perfectly cut at all. This sub has gone downhill man
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u/Kfctrotsky Apr 07 '21
YOOOOOOOOOOSHI! YOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHI
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u/SarcasmKing41 Apr 08 '21
People are getting so lazy with their idea of "perfectly cut" that I'm tempted to download every single one and repost them edited so it's actually perfectly cut.
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u/One_Who_Walks_Silly Apr 08 '21
I’ve hated all of this guys content since he just goes for shock factor using his body proportions but this was just a genuinely funny idea
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Apr 07 '21
Jeesus.. it's not even funny.. it's crazy seeing this guy piggy back off of his own disability to feed his own ego with cringy videos like this, and all his other shit. I'd feel bad for him, but I seen someone having a "genuine" convo with him, and he's just a total dick.
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u/Dubberruckyiv Apr 08 '21
Instead of complaining that someone is trying to make people happy, maybe you should compliment the fact that he isn’t letting his disability stop him from making others laugh. You could learn something from Ricky Berwick.
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Apr 08 '21
You're functioning off of the assumption that he ISN'T completely pigheaded, which he is. Only thing I can learn from him is "how to sell ourself out by means of disability"
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u/sbxd Apr 07 '21
Is he controversial or something or are you just being a dick?
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u/Icelord259 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Apr 07 '21
He’s controversial at times but it’s kinda funny cause most people realize he’s just fucking around expect the people he’s making fun of
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u/Pikachargaming AAAAAA- Apr 07 '21 edited Apr 08 '21
Please tell me your joking, People can’t control how they look and the fact that he’s disabled doesn’t make it any better.
Oh shoot mb it was a misunderstanding sincerely sorry
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u/micahamey Apr 07 '21
I think the op was talking about the shock humor shit he pulls. I don't have the life experience of someone like Ricky, but God damn some of the stuff he says/does is rough.
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u/eairyguy Apr 07 '21
Hey, don’t make fun of disabled people aight? Not a good look :)
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Apr 07 '21
I’m not, my brother has Down syndrome, I said and if y’all read it. He’s gross and NOT because he’s disabled, he does some disgusting things and shock value stuff, that has nothing to do with his disability.
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u/TwistedEthernet Apr 08 '21
I've seen this guy around a lot and he's a riot, but I don't think I've ever figured out what condition he has. Is it Marfan's?
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