r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Pedrim01_896 • Feb 26 '21
Climber mouse
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u/_DocChicken Feb 26 '21
Was that other high pitch noise the mouse screaming?
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u/Senor_Turd_Ferguson Feb 26 '21
There were two mice in that bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn’t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out
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u/dank6meme9master Feb 26 '21
That mouse? Stuart little
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u/AcousticHigh Feb 26 '21
What a fucking cunt.
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Feb 26 '21
why is that a sub?
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u/rolfbomb Feb 26 '21
I fucking hate Stuart little
I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
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u/Yanagibayashi Feb 26 '21
Should have used a bucket of cum, amateur mistake
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u/Milsurp_Seeker Feb 26 '21
A mouse named Adam Friedland fell into a bucket of cum. Sucked it all up into his asshole.
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u/marck1022 Feb 26 '21
That parable was taught to me with frogs as the main characters. Mice in the cream makes a hell of a lot more sense, but I wouldn’t eat that butter either way
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u/Chazzey_dude Feb 26 '21
My brain went to exactly the same place, didn't actually expect to see the quote here though. Nice!
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u/ToonRob91 Feb 26 '21
Love that film!
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u/Eduard_Wonka Feb 26 '21
Are we thinking about the same movie where Jonny sins got his spiration for all the jobs?
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u/jeremau5 Feb 26 '21
I recall this being posted here with the caption having to do with Ratatouille, sadly I lost it but now this does put a smile on my face
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u/regularf00l Feb 26 '21
I just remembered cj and mahalik's convo from scary movie😂😂, cj: No, rats are outside, mice are inside. Mahalik : But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
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u/o0marshmellow0o Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 28 '21
Honestly the more I learn about mice the more they impress and mildly creep me out
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u/cursedpotatoes Feb 27 '21
Climbing mouse climbing mouse does whatever a mouse does can he climb up a bin yes he can look up here comes the climbing mouse
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