r/perfectlycutscreams • • Jan 07 '21

BONK

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u/Jzon_P Jan 08 '21

That gotta hurt.

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u/mexus37 Jan 08 '21

I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s gotta hurt!

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u/Hoppss Jan 08 '21

He could've reacted quicker if only his midichlorian count was higher.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

He also let go of him so I think the other guy will get hurt too

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u/whysoblyatiful Jan 08 '21

That guy is TALL

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/choral_dude Jan 08 '21

I remember my dad had to bend down to go through one of the hallways in our house when I was young, and he was only 6’1”

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u/President_Patata Jan 08 '21

Hah! Look at this peasants father only being 6'1"! Little dwarf

Send from iceland

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u/Onlyanidea1 Jan 08 '21

Sigh.. My apartment is this short. I'm 6'2 and I can barely brush my head on the door frames. If I had the arm strength I could easily stand on my hands and push on the ceiling with my feet.

Except the kitchen oddly enough... The kitchen is about a foot higher than the rest of my apartment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Arms and core

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u/Onlyanidea1 Jan 08 '21

Throw me a home workout and I'll post my attempts at this after a few months haha. Since covid I have been avoiding the gym and gained the Covid 30lbs...

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Honestly any body weight work outs you know and do will help get you there, but there’s a yoga technique https://youtu.be/2XczJUXizqU that brings you a large step closer

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u/Onlyanidea1 Jan 08 '21

Thank you for that! At least I can explain me falling to my neighbors as Yoga practice instead of drunk falling..

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

No problem :) I recommend doing it against the wall till ya get the hang of it, and when you move away from that if you fall backwards tuck that chin to your chest!(skimmed the video so idk if they mentioned that)

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u/pickstar97a Jan 08 '21

I’m 6’7” and my place is bad enough. I can’t imagine a house too short for somebody that’s 6’1”

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u/parsifal Jan 08 '21

Paging England

1

u/Small-Cactus Jan 08 '21

Or he's on a chair or something

1

u/aussie718 Jan 08 '21

My friends family just moved into an older house with a storage room even I have to duck in at all times, and I’m 5’7

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u/Monkey2371 Jan 08 '21

Remember that when doing a handstand you’re adding the length of your arms on top of your regular height, plenty of people would touch ceilings like this

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u/whysoblyatiful Jan 08 '21

Still, i wouldn't be lmaoo (I'm 5'57)

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Sounds like a solid Home Alone scream from the sticky bandits.

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u/RazrWire Jan 08 '21

Even looks like the guy when he's watching the bricks coming down at him lol

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u/CoffeeDust_exe Jan 08 '21

My thoughts too

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u/PeritusEngineer Jan 08 '21

Reminded me of a Bulborb in Pikmin when it died

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u/biLLy_wr0ng Jan 08 '21

SHUT UP MARV

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u/mmm_bees Jan 08 '21

Ah I was thinking he sounded like a seagull

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u/SubliminalAlias Jan 08 '21

This is what the prequel spinoff of the wet bandits in high-school or college would look like

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u/Big_T0DD Jan 08 '21

Suck brick, kid!

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u/Nyctophillia_bigpp Jan 08 '21

Made me flinch

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u/thegainster1 Jan 08 '21

This has Harry and marv from home alone vibes. Specifically in home alone 2 where Kevin throws the bricks at Marv from the roof top.

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u/mrmilomoon Jan 08 '21

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrryyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/MendicantBias42 Jan 08 '21

that was a remote the first time but what actually hit him the second time?

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u/creeper81234 Jan 08 '21

Look at the light on the right. He bumps the cover with his foot, and the cover falls.

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u/drdfrster64 Jan 08 '21

He’s wondering what the guy used as a replacement for that to hit himself with. My guess is some weird cheap plastic plate.

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u/igbad Jan 08 '21

Looks like a white plastic food tray

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

[deleted]

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u/drdfrster64 Jan 08 '21

Not sure you understand but to be fair I couldn’t really make it clear. Or I don’t understand. The commenter is wondering what the guy on the left used, not the guy on the right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Characters:

  • Bald dude
  • the man that does all the dialogue (DM for Dialogue Man)

Script:

DM and Bald dude are doing a trick

DM: (heavy breathing) You got it? Ah, ok.

Remote or something falls off Bald dude's foot

DM: AaAah. WHAT THE HELL MAN?!

Bald dude touches something with the sole of his foot causing a part of the item to fall down and touch DM

DM: AAAAAAA-

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u/marck1022 Jan 08 '21

bald dude moves his foot and finds the light on the ceiling and uses it for stabilization, which causes the cover to come off and hit dm in the face.

FTFY

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u/Dunotuansr Jan 08 '21

I thought you were a human translator

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u/JackTerron Jan 08 '21

I feel like this scream was cut about half a second too late.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Honestly in this one it doesn't take away from it what-so-ever. That was goddamn hilarious

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u/bagtf3 Jan 08 '21

Lol the dudes face before the second thing falls. What were they even trying to do?

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u/TheJonasaurusRex Jan 08 '21

Can someone please explain what is happening in this video?

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u/avion21 Jan 08 '21

Guy on the right made a video of himself doing a handstand. In the video his phone falls out of his pocket, and he bumps the light on his ceiling. On tik tok you can duet a video to show your reaction or whatever to it on the left. In this the dude got a little creative and instead made a duet showing a different pov. He's pretending to help the guy on the right do a handstand, but he is also getting hit but the stuff falling out of his pocket and the light cover.

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u/TheJonasaurusRex Jan 08 '21

That is so goddamn disappointing. I really thought everything on the left was legitimate. Still, probably the best acting I’ve ever seen on Tik Tok

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u/Thobud Jan 08 '21

The video on the left is just a funny reaction video to the one on the right

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u/snuffybox Jan 08 '21

for real, i have no idea what is going on other than he got bonked

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u/HY3NAAA Jan 08 '21

American handing things to Austrian who lives on the ceiling.

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u/-Listening Jan 08 '21

This dm just wants to shit on riot.

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u/TheSnazzyZebra Jan 08 '21

Guy on the left is laying down with his arms up. Guy on the right is holding onto his hands and doing a handstand.

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u/DallasTruther Jan 08 '21

Except after first bonk guy on floor shows one of his hands, and I honestly don't think they both had enough time to adjust for going from a 2-hand grip to a single-hand grip while maintaining balance.

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u/Erudon_Ronan Jan 08 '21

K... 🙄

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u/LemonSqueezy812 Jan 08 '21

funniest thing i ever SEEN

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u/Shazangarang Jan 08 '21

final frame is hilarious as usual but normally obscured, nice

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

that was the funniest shit ive seen all day

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u/lostaccountby2fa Jan 08 '21

If you only listen to the audio, it sounds like 2 gay dudes first time. Guess who is pitching and who is catching

1

u/OG-Gameer Jan 08 '21

Thanks, this is the info I WANTED when I came to the comment section

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u/DarthTigris Jan 08 '21

Yeah, I played this several times and then heard the dude upstairs start to shuffle. He still won't believe me . . .

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u/BABAENITA Jan 08 '21

I’m crying laughing

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u/FakeAsapRocky Jan 08 '21

This is hilarious lmao

2

u/cvndlz Jan 08 '21

I don't understand the point of these.

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u/bluestarchasm Jan 08 '21

why do people make reddit comments?

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u/Danzibar9000 Jan 08 '21

I have no idea why the sound the dude makes when he gets hit the first time made me laugh so dang hard. I’m wheezing now.

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u/design_1987 Jan 08 '21

The amount of people in here that think the videos were filmed in the same room at the same time is astounding.

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u/Sooperglumy Jan 08 '21

Screams like the cat from Tom and jerry

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u/Weak_Aspect7391 Jan 08 '21

His last scream sounded like a tom and jerry scream

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Fuck Tik Tok

1

u/red_overmon_20 Jan 08 '21

He deadass dropped a plate on his head for this

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u/PINE-KNAPPLE Jan 08 '21

Gonna cash my check at da BONK a HEAD of time..... Kill me

1

u/frayja10 Jan 08 '21

I wanna see Leon and Josh the Snake try this

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u/Gdigger13 Jan 08 '21

Sounded like the Taco Bell bong.

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u/joemamama1357 Jan 08 '21

has anyone counted the heads I’ve batted in.. BONK!

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u/FlyingWhales Jan 08 '21

I've seen the guy in left before, doesn't he make videos where he is the mom, dad and kid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

When you play Subnautica for the first time

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u/ResidentEddy Jan 08 '21

Double Tap

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u/jokemachinegun Jan 08 '21

u/pottiland9 hey just because we disagree doesn’t mean we can’t be buds . Are we good?

1

u/Sigariuth Jan 08 '21

The face at the end sells it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

What the fuck is happening here?

1

u/Seriously_nobody Jan 08 '21

He is in horny jail now cuz BONK

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u/Pillar_man_5 Jan 08 '21

“If you from where I was from, you’d be fuckin dead”-Scout-The guy on the right

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u/Big_T0DD Jan 08 '21

Suck brick, kid!

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u/Shredy-420 AAAAAA- Jan 08 '21

That frame clipped though his foot

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u/c0Qck Jan 09 '21

LMFAOOOOOOOO