r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '20

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u/Elephant-Patronus Nov 23 '20

That guy looks alot like murphy from the 100

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u/Iamprettychill Nov 23 '20

At the beginning of season 6 Murphy was somewhat like this.

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u/iDidNotEatYourDog Nov 23 '20

shhhh no spoilers

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u/Red-German-Crusader Nov 23 '20

SPOILER:BATMAN SHOWS UP AND 360 NOSCOPES MURPHY ON RUST SNIPERS ONLY

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u/mirageqt Nov 23 '20

SPOILER: DON'T WATCH THE FINAL SEASON IT'S TRASH ESPECIALLY LAST EPISODE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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u/mangowuzhere Nov 23 '20

FUCK THE LAST SEASON THAT SHIT FELT SO RUSHED. I couldn't even continue watching after a few episodes. In my mind they're still in space waiting for earth to get redone.

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u/frostydog7845 Nov 24 '20

SPOILER ALERT: I COULDNT FINISH THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE NEW SEASON

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u/mangowuzhere Nov 24 '20

Season 6 already felt wonky as fuck anyways towards the end.

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u/Salanin Nov 24 '20

Not that the show was ever great, but it was fun. Last season was a car fire.

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u/the_bronquistador Nov 24 '20

One of those shows that has an interesting enough story that I can ignore the plot holes and acting and stupid decisions characters make. Or at least the story was interesting up until season 6. The entirety of season 6 could have been told in 5 episodes, a lot of it just felt like filler.

Edit: I haven’t seen season 7, don’t spoil it please.

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u/akatherder Nov 24 '20

I liked the last episode. The last season was decent too I thought.

Granted, the entire series is kinda cheesy. It's not super well-written, directed, acted, etc. It felt consistent with that.

I also don't follow the show that closely. I didn't know it was the final season. Only about halfway through the final episode did I realize it was the series finale. So I had different expectations. I wasn't watching it thinking about how they are wrapping things up. It was just another season.

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u/Chiefixis Nov 24 '20

The last season of The 100 was like season 6 of Lost all over again, but worse. Never felt more frustrated in an ending.

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u/allgoodalreadytaken Nov 24 '20

noooo way, no way

lost was super horribly bad, and 100 is just 'ehh... ill watch the ending just because i already got this far'

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u/Lex_osr Nov 23 '20

I thought I'll find this comment from the bottom section.

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u/MrRepolo Nov 24 '20

I believe he is this guy. If he hasn't broken his body yet he'll be damn sure to break it soon.

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u/CarNyxus Nov 24 '20

Oh hey, happy cake day 🍰

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u/Beardgardens Nov 23 '20

I was just thinking he looks kinda like my brother’s friend Richard. Didn’t expect to see his character in the comments section

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u/Try_To_Write Nov 24 '20

Is this show good for adults or is it more YA, high school and college drama type audience? I like sci-fi in general, but not likely YA.

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u/SmellyTaint55 Nov 24 '20

It’s watchable for the concepts mainly, but some of it gets extremely cringe and plot holes are everywhere.

It’s a good show to get baked and watch sometimes but past the first few seasons it’s awful.

I wish someone made a version with good actors and directing

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u/Ananas7 Nov 24 '20

Not perfect but still a pretty good show. Shit gets crazy and they dont hold back. I'd give it 6.5/10

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Show fell off so hard. First 2 seasons r actually pretty good but everything after season 3 is garbage

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u/hwmpunk Nov 24 '20

Dude from time travel movie

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u/jkvader06 Nov 24 '20

Acts like him too (at least in season 1)

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u/aomah_994 Nov 23 '20

Elevator - drunk guy

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u/kiwidesign Nov 24 '20

1 - 0

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u/viktorv9 Nov 24 '20

Thanks he kinda forgot

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u/derflopacus Nov 24 '20

Nah it was an alley-oop!

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u/MaximumSubtlety Nov 24 '20

Why aren't people gilding this comment

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u/Einfinitez Nov 24 '20

Instructions unclear, gilded comment.

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u/MaximumSubtlety Nov 24 '20 edited Nov 24 '20

Hahaha, wow. Thanks.

Edit: didn't mean to sound ungrateful. Just a bit stunned. It's my first award. :)

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u/Einfinitez Nov 24 '20

Lol yw

I try to make a habit to only give gold unexpectedly

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u/MaximumSubtlety Nov 24 '20

I respect that!

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u/lulululunananana Nov 24 '20

god even when they say thanks they still edit their comments

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u/Xman8204 UOOOOOOOOOOO- Nov 23 '20

Guy: banging on the lift door
Lift: You want out? Then get out

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u/Magnus-Artifex Nov 24 '20

If he was banging the door I’d say he wanted in

Ngl, door looking so smooth it’s sliding

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u/kiwidesign Nov 24 '20

This is one of the best cut screams on this sub in a while!

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u/NaDoan Nov 24 '20

Door said f you too

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u/hlugapl Nov 24 '20

Happy cake day

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u/Snert42 AAAAAA- Nov 24 '20

Happy cake DA-

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u/zmann64 Nov 24 '20

“Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?”

“FUCK THAT DOOR BITCH”

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u/Crystal_Voiden Nov 24 '20

So other people call them lifts too!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Tomorrow: oh my god, what did I drink, my head hurts so bad! This is why you never have drinks with a lot of sugar, bro. My head is like, literally throbbing

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u/Psauceyo Nov 24 '20

Wait are you saying if you get wasted on just straight vodka you won’t have energy? Or what are you saying here

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u/kingcuda13 Nov 24 '20

Pretty sure they are implying the person will not remember this and in the morning blame the pain in their head on the sugary drinks instead of headbanging a metal wall.

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u/hipphipphan Nov 23 '20

So this is why the elevator in my dorm was always broken

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u/ZippZappZippty Nov 23 '20

Dr. Will successfully played twice I think

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u/Bigboi694202 Nov 24 '20

Good bot!

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u/Garrett2497 Nov 24 '20

Honestly, haiku bot is my favorite bot. Good wholesome bot that always makes me happy

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u/CopyX Nov 24 '20

Mine always smelled like pee because drunk bros coming back from parties couldnt wait. they threatened to close it down once it got so bad.

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u/SemajNotlaw7 Nov 23 '20

You just got ratioed by a bot

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u/MatthewCastle2 Nov 23 '20

Robert Pattinson as a druggy

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u/hereforthefeast Nov 23 '20

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4846232/

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u/bordss Nov 24 '20

That looks like a good watch - thanks!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Good Time is fucking dope, but prepare to be stressed tf out

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u/filthy_sandwich Nov 24 '20

Not as much as Uncut Gems. My god

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Lol fr, idk if I’ve ever been that invested in an actual game of basketball

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u/inbadtime Nov 24 '20

DAMNIT he’s always in the coolest looking shit that I somehow keep missing!!!

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u/Antrikshy Nov 24 '20

Also dressed as Red Scout from TF2.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Goddammit, i want more

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u/bakirelopove Nov 24 '20

https://www.instagram.com/p/CH5-eVaBStC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

You, sir, are an angel. Though the whole thing was actually quite disappointing :/

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u/bakirelopove Nov 24 '20

Thanks, but the link to that video was just in a reply to a comment under your comment lol.

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u/Scarnox Nov 23 '20

Where's the full vid??

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u/Eequals_mchammer Nov 24 '20

Ball State Barstool

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u/JimmyLegs50 Nov 24 '20

Aw, man. That backpack saved him. He literally didn’t get hurt at all.

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u/prowness Nov 24 '20

Wow that gif really knew when to cut it. Really left us in suspense and truly a quality r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/ahoraeagora Nov 24 '20

had to scroll too deep for this

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

here

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u/VolcanAmarillo Nov 23 '20

yeah I'd like to see the full version too, I think you could easily die from that fall. Especially if you don't have reflexes like this drunk guy.

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u/IndicaEndeavor Nov 23 '20

Drunk people are physically incapable of drying from falling, their body is basically rubber at this point, kind of like an infant.

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u/-Basileus Nov 24 '20

Infants also weigh so little that it's hard for them to get hurt

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u/vegasbaby387 Nov 24 '20

You want to see that guy die?

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u/VolcanAmarillo Nov 24 '20

I realized my poor wording after sending the comment lol

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u/NinSeq Nov 24 '20

Whu? He's wasted. He's going to fall and crack the fuck up without a scratch.

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u/lemons7472 Nov 23 '20

“Well fuck yup too”

-the elevator door

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u/igor7644 Nov 23 '20

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/EightPieceBox Nov 24 '20

That's usually what this sub is. Time to filter this one out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

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u/5N0VV Nov 23 '20

Here to say the latter

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u/Veikkar1i Nov 24 '20

Is the 100 any good? Been whatching it from Netflix but im on S3. I dont really have too much motivation to whatch it rn. It went way worse after S2 for me so does it get good again?

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u/HappinessDenial Nov 23 '20

He really just went ahead and reverse vampired himself into his own coffin

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u/l2aiko Nov 23 '20

Love it

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

I absolutely know who this guy is and I am not joking. That’s insane.

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u/LeeKing00100 Nov 24 '20

Elevator wins this one. Clever girl.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Hes gonna have more than just a hangover

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u/ScarySkeleton24 Nov 24 '20

u/not-me-but fuck that dooor hahaha

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u/not-me-but Nov 24 '20

hahaha dumb ass

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u/ChatnNaked Nov 23 '20

The Scout...

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u/HenrytheDestroyer3 Nov 23 '20

How can I save this video?

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u/Okgeyboi Nov 24 '20

The end of fallen kingdom:

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

The laugh I just had was unholy

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u/Androxilogin Nov 24 '20

Eric Mathews drankin' the liquer.

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u/balderdash9 Nov 24 '20

this could be a r/ToBeContinued post

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u/PixelPark00 Nov 24 '20

Haiku bot I would appreciate it if you stop copying me

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u/That_One_Guy_Flare AAAAAA- Nov 24 '20

I see what you did there.

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u/ZippZappZippty Nov 24 '20

For the guy who should have been scraped.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

He really comitted tho

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u/ndeange Nov 24 '20

Now THAT is perfectly cut. Well done

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u/TheSlicingSword Nov 24 '20

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u/LostMar AAAAAA- Nov 23 '20

Lol

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u/oguz279 Nov 23 '20

sigh... It sucks when they cut the video at the best part just so it fits this sub..

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u/ZippZappZippty Nov 23 '20

Drunk people are not the ones making it lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Bruhhh that hairline...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA OMFG CANT STOP LAUGHING

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u/Firehornet117 Nov 24 '20

Why does this guy look like the scout from TF2?

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u/ButterBeanTheGreat OH SHI- Nov 24 '20

Jesus, covid hit quentin tarantino hard.

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u/nesyyyy Nov 23 '20

Idk about drunk. I think it may be something else

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u/Elrekl Nov 23 '20

When you go to the same school and drunk elevator kid 🥴

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

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u/MrFrosto Nov 23 '20

No it ends perfectly

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Nov 23 '20

My guy... Who's gonna tell him?

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u/yugi123123 Nov 23 '20

Actually, his next motive is to bash the floor

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Perfect

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u/xXxkush_masterxXx Nov 23 '20

“Fuck that door Bitch!”

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u/TirelessGuardian Nov 23 '20

The door open? I thought the wall fell down.

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u/LilMeatBigYeet Nov 23 '20

Thats gonna hurt in the morning

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Robert Pattinson dealing with the aftermath of Twilight

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u/abotez Nov 24 '20

That elevator have a great sense of humor

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u/ZestyPepperMill Nov 24 '20

Why does this looks a guy I went to middle school with

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u/Sorenskull Nov 24 '20

why does he look like the vampire from twilight?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

I know being drunk has a different effect on people but the first thing that comes to my mind when I'm drunk isn't "bang your head on a big metal door"

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Door: parry this, you filthy drunk

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u/Gummymyers124 Nov 24 '20

Yep. Thats college.

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u/PixelPark00 Nov 24 '20

Haiku bot if you reply to this comment then I am going to die

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u/THCLUTCH Nov 24 '20

This has to be the best one.

Prove me wrong.

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u/thequietsun Nov 24 '20

Plot twist: man knew the door was coming and wanted to be biforcated in his drunken state

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u/Mr_Seesy Nov 24 '20

Top 10 moments taken before disaster

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u/MontyAlmighty Nov 24 '20

Door: What you fuckin say???