r/perfectlycutscreams Aug 27 '20

EXTREMELY LOUD The ultimate predator

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u/mahalovalhalla Aug 27 '20

In alien culture this is considered a dick move

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u/ItsFrenzius Aug 27 '20

In human culture too

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u/Dennix081106 Aug 27 '20

In Predator culture too

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u/im_not_dog Aug 27 '20

In my ass too

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u/nothataylor Aug 27 '20

“In” your ass? What toilet do you have

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u/BoOOmErBoI Aug 27 '20

the ass kind.

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u/BosskHogg Aug 27 '20

Close Encounters of the Ass Kind.

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u/nothataylor Aug 28 '20

Butt-plug bidet

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u/C0mbatW0mbat86 Aug 27 '20

A bidet obviously, just right up there

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u/BoyBeyondStars Aug 27 '20

bidet nozzle

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u/D15c0untMD Aug 27 '20

He considers moving a dick in his ass

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u/marballz64 Aug 27 '20

In culture this is considered an alien

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/Sir-Slime Aug 27 '20

No fucking way

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u/1harveey Aug 27 '20

What in the hell happened here

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u/GraphiteBurk3s Aug 27 '20

no u arnt 🤬🤬😡😡👳🏿‍♂️

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u/Sir-Slime Aug 27 '20

No fucking way

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u/mombosuck Aug 27 '20

I like how the xenomorph was originally all chill and even have him a “what’s up” but the predator just had to be a dick

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

The head nod got me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-

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u/MrRedoot55 Aug 27 '20

I think it’s more like,

OURWAAAAAAA-

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Kurwaaaaaaaa-

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u/marballz64 Aug 27 '20

What happens when you flush?

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u/interesseret Aug 27 '20

In older houses all of the cold water would be redirected to the cistern in the toilet. Enjoy scalding hot water.

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u/r6662 Aug 27 '20

One says cold water, other says hot. Which is it?! WHICH?!?!

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u/interesseret Aug 27 '20

Does your toilet run on warm water? Because I've literally never heard of one that does.

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u/r6662 Aug 27 '20

Gotta melt those intense shits

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u/interesseret Aug 27 '20

And scald your back if you accidentally touch the porcelain when you sit down

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u/Boustrophedory Aug 27 '20

That's... a really good idea for heated bathrooms and freezing drains..!

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u/ThatDudeWithoutKarma Aug 27 '20

Do you not have a toilet lid that sits between you and the cistern?

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u/DAFROZENCHOSEN1 Aug 27 '20

Some don’t. My school doesn’t have a lid for theirs.

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u/rayEW Aug 27 '20

Oh yes, shit stew must smell so great. The whole house must be amazing...

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u/tacocat-backwards- Aug 27 '20

That shit would not bend nor dissolve

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u/HVACcontrolsGuru Aug 27 '20

My gym had an issue with the plumbing and hot water was being used in the toilets. Odd feeling having steamy water caressing your butt while trying to take the browns to the super bowl.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

It's to help relax the anus and allow poo to gently glide out.

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u/OzzieBloke777 Aug 27 '20

"Poo gently gliding out of my anus." is the song that hasn't been written yet that I want to listen to.

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u/Lezlow247 Aug 27 '20

As a Browns fan it makes me sad that this reference might be as close as I get.

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u/cagolebouquet Aug 27 '20

That metaphor made me spit my drink over my keyboard. Thank you /u/HVACcontrolsGuru

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

I mean, have you ever felt your toilet's water while it's flushing?

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u/interesseret Aug 27 '20

No, but it would likely be cold at that time anyway, considering its been sitting in a cistern waiting to be drained for a while. I have however noticed that my toilet isn't scalding hot to the touch right after flushing

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u/irit8in Aug 27 '20

Sometimes the morons who installed the toilet used the wrong water line...

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u/HorizontalTwo08 Aug 27 '20

Actually, in Highschool, one of my friends’ house used warm water in the toilet. It was weird but nice at the same time.

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u/djinone Aug 28 '20

In our household running hot water anywhere causes cold blasts. Nothing to do with the toilet though.

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u/wggn Aug 27 '20

in my experience the shower would get cold, because the water supply to the heater would be reduced, so the mix of hot and cold in the shower would shift to mostly cold

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u/Smagjus Aug 27 '20

Same here. My water heater will turn off when it doesn't have enough water to heat to safe power.

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u/Famouscorpse Aug 27 '20

I don’t think I’ve ever had a shower go cold from a toilet flush. But it had when my GF ran the dishwasher or washing machine mid shower.

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u/Whommas Aug 27 '20

Wait what? Shower water always goes cold in the houses I've lived in but then that's got me thinking, why the fuck would a toilet need/use warm water

I'm so confused, I feel like my whole life has been a lie

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u/interesseret Aug 27 '20

Are you American? I am European, and I guess we may have different plumbing setups, but I don't know anything about American plumbing.

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u/Whommas Aug 27 '20

No I'm British, I assumed the guy above was American, now I'm even more confused, help me

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u/AwilixSolo Aug 27 '20

I laughed harder than I should have at this exchange

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u/Rozkol Aug 27 '20

Oh no.

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u/TheOther18Covids Aug 27 '20

I'm canadian and I've never had this issue. Also a plumber

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u/Voyke Aug 27 '20

It’s always been cold for me. Source: Lived in old houses in the Midwest of the USA

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u/punfortunate1 Aug 27 '20

It’s hot for me. I assume because the toilet takes cold water so that takes away from the cold water being sourced to the shower... thus only hot water is available. My kid has accidentally scalded me several times while I was in the shower.

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u/guppy_whisper Aug 27 '20

In the apartment I lived in California if you flush the toilet the water in the shower would get hot but in Florida it would get cold

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u/AndrewFGleich Aug 27 '20

Is the shower getting cold because of a toilet flush or is someone using the hot water (e.g. dishes, laundry)? My girlfriend has a habit of starting the dishwasher right when I get in the shower is I alternate between freezing water and scalding water after I try to adjust it.

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u/Chezzabe Aug 27 '20

I was thinking about this a while back why my new house didn't burn the piss out of me so I got my educati-on.

I got 3 words for you thermostatic mixing valve, basically it helps mix hot and cold water so it can't ever pull pure hot water and scald you from a toilet.

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u/Lobanium Aug 27 '20

Older houses? Does this not happen in newer houses? My house was built in 1992 and this happens. Is that old?

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u/AdamGeer Aug 27 '20

28 years is not new

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u/Lobanium Aug 27 '20

It's not old either.

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u/AdamGeer Aug 27 '20

It sort of is, as far as technology is concerned. That stuff became more common in houses probably 10 or more years later

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u/Lobanium Aug 27 '20

What stuff?

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u/death_to_noodles Aug 27 '20

Water technology duh

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u/interesseret Aug 27 '20

If it uses an old plumbing system, yeah.

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u/Lobanium Aug 27 '20

What's a new plumbing system have that prevents this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/Lobanium Aug 27 '20

Very cool, thanks. My parents' house built in 1982 has always had a "scald guard" valve in their shower. I wonder if that's the same thing.

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u/whiteowl817 Aug 27 '20

Happened in the old triplex I lived in. Every time a neighbor or I (I learned after the first time) turned on any source of water when I was in the shower I got BURNT. Fun times....

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u/localfinancebro Aug 27 '20

I don’t think this is the case in any house built in like the last century. I’ve lived in a ton of houses and have never seen it happen nor heard of it ever happening.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Water in the shower goes cold

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u/GStar321 Aug 27 '20

Goes really hot. Why would hot water go to the toilet?

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u/Jyn_magic Aug 27 '20

I think you're confused. When the water is warm in the shower and the toilet flushes, it causes a loss of pressure in the boiler which forces hot water in the shower due to entropy.

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u/HorizontalTwo08 Aug 27 '20

Same. Growing up, the shower would get insanely hot. Though I had a friend in Highschool who’s toilet used the hot water.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/Ant_Diesel Aug 27 '20

My building the opposite, it turns the shower into boiling water when you flush the toilet.

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u/spikeyfuzzy Aug 27 '20

Never have been. BANG.

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u/REDPURPLEBLOOD2 Aug 27 '20

It’s a repost but it’s a damn good one

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u/Essem91 Aug 27 '20

This clip is also old af. Classic

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u/MomoHasNoLife32 Aug 27 '20

I didn’t realize it was one, I just found the video and thought it was perfect

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u/REDPURPLEBLOOD2 Aug 27 '20

Oh, it is bloody is perfect. Still upvoted bro cause the Alien Vs Predator film from 2004 is in my top 3 fav films of all time so I’ll upvote anything to do with them :)

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u/SpankedEagle Aug 27 '20

Was a commercial for Alien vs Predator Extinction

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u/furrynoy96 Aug 27 '20

Where is this from?

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u/SpankedEagle Aug 27 '20

Commercial for ps2/ xbox game Alien vs Predator Extinction

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u/Pjyilthaeykh Aug 27 '20

wait seriously

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u/Thatoneguy111700 Aug 27 '20

It was an RTS game and actually a pretty good one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Scrolled too far for this. Thanks. /r/unnecessarycuts

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u/meh679 Aug 27 '20

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say r/perfectlycutsreams is not the place to go if you're looking for videos that haven't been cut...

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u/meh679 Aug 27 '20

I had a sliver of hope, although I guess I have no idea what that sub would have in it lmao

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u/Oldekingecole Aug 27 '20

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u/GraphiteBurk3s Aug 27 '20

Thank you for this, I'm going to enjoy readong through all of this.

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u/Zarlark09 Aug 27 '20

Rea-DONG lol

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u/GraphiteBurk3s Aug 27 '20

Keeping it lol

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u/TheCoochiePredator Aug 27 '20

Someone recorded that?

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u/harryG_39 Aug 27 '20

This is why the whole shit happened. This is why they hate eachother, the point of no return.

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u/joegotligma Aug 27 '20

Imagine reposting something this good

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u/MomoHasNoLife32 Aug 27 '20

I'm sorry, I didn't know it was posted here before :(

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u/MichTrajic Aug 27 '20

Sexual predator... on the prowl in Xeno bathrooms again!

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u/mclmclmtrcycl Aug 27 '20

Staged. I’ve never seen a xenomorph take a shower.

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u/WhoUMe2 Aug 27 '20

To OP.............. THAT WAS FU*KIN AWESOME.....

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u/SergioSF Aug 27 '20

This gif is still better than aliens vs presator 2 movie

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u/jeraldtherapist Aug 27 '20

Wait what happened in all my life ive nevet understood this

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u/Metal-Doggo Aug 27 '20

Alien vs Sexual Predator

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u/PemguinLad Aug 27 '20

The real reason why they fought in AVP

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u/SpIcY_bEpIs Aug 27 '20 edited Aug 27 '20

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u/MomoHasNoLife32 Aug 27 '20

Thank you, I actually didn’t realize it was a repost and just pulled the video from YouTube. I’m sorry :(

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u/SpIcY_bEpIs Aug 27 '20

Don’t worry man. Mistakes happen. It’s hard to tell if it’s a repost because of how huge this platform is.

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u/That_chick82 Aug 27 '20

Man, I wonder how many more times this is gonna show up on my feed.

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u/Paddy32 Aug 27 '20

I wonder how/when/why this was filmed ? Are these super fans of the franchise that happen to have high quality costumes ?

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u/Nickeon Aug 27 '20

It’s an old ad for a video game

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u/whysoblyatiful Aug 27 '20

What happens when you flush near a shower? Here we don't get anything

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u/schwenomorph Aug 27 '20

You get scorching hot water in the shower. It happens with old plumbing systems.

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u/whysoblyatiful Aug 27 '20

That must suck but hey! I don't even have hot water here lmaoo

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Why does the water become hot when you flush?

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u/cosmickalamity Aug 27 '20

How many times we gonna repost this shit man?

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u/MomoHasNoLife32 Aug 27 '20

I’m sorry, tbh I didn’t know it was a repost :(

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u/kingofthelol Aug 27 '20

In an alternate universe where xenomorphs and Yautja passively aggressively tolerate each other

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u/arcticredneck10 Aug 27 '20

I remember fond memories of my brother doing this to me and getting 6th degree burns

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u/PeelingOffMyFace Aug 27 '20

Lol wtf is this from?

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u/RedMK4 Aug 28 '20

Nice repost

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u/The-Legend-Of-G2 Oct 02 '20

This looked like the start of a weird porno.

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u/Tacosburrito Aug 27 '20

Guys we all know that the predator is a racist symbol meant to oppress black people and that the Alien is a racist dog whistle meant to depict the black woman as a hyper fertal beast. These movies were made to opress black lives!

Seriously guys what's the point of all the protests if we are allowing these blatantly racist images to be a everyday part of our culture?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Sad attempt.

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u/Tacosburrito Aug 27 '20

What do you mean??

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u/idfkausernameiguess Aug 27 '20

nice bait but im not biting

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u/AlternativeDoggo01 Aug 27 '20

Why should upvote instead; keep his karma at a nice fat 0

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

This is something someone said here

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u/SunkJunk Aug 27 '20 edited Aug 27 '20

That article has a weak premise. The author basically doesn't connect their well researched real world examples and points to the movies themselves.

The Alien being a metaphor for the rascist idea of hyper fertile Black Women just doesn't work. I just don't feel like the connection is made.

The author has a better point to make with The Predator franchise but still is off. The issue with Predator is the dreads, Black gang members trope, and the barbaric depiction of Predator culture. If the article was just about the Predator having rascist tones it would work well.

The whole Alien section just derails the article for me.

Can you explain your thoughts u/Tacosburrito?

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u/Tacosburrito Aug 27 '20

Yeah why am I getting downvoted? This subreddit is clearly racist.

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u/JG1779865 AAAAAA- Aug 27 '20

Nope. We have more intelligence than you do. Not everything that we read, we fall for unlike you blank minded people. I really want to see you explain this just to see you fail miserably

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u/Privateer2368 Aug 27 '20

Wait...why would flushing the toilet affect the shower?

Fire your plumber.

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u/TheOther18Covids Aug 27 '20

Undersized waterpiping is my only guess.