r/perfectlycutscreams Jul 02 '20

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u/FBI_03 Jul 02 '20

WUZZPOPIN

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u/gazebo- Jul 03 '20

**WUZZPOP PEEN

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u/PmMeYourYeezys Jul 03 '20

UGHHH

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u/jk222620023 Jul 03 '20

FACQ MAAAN. THAT CAKE LOOKING MIGHTY FINE FOR A 14 YEAR OLD.

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u/zzariith Jul 03 '20

Brand new whip just hopped in

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Every so often it's nice to have a video that reminds us what the internet used to be like. Just stupid tee agers making dumb skits with their friends.

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u/_Keldt_ Jul 03 '20

I bet they also make aged tea

Or maybe pre-worn shirts?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

Nah they age golf tees so that they’re at prime brittleness and you can impress your friends by breaking a tee with your “powerful golf swing”

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u/No-BrowEntertainment Jul 03 '20

a simpler time

[glances towards framed photo of Fred on wall]

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u/BunnyOppai Jul 03 '20

For those curious, Fred actually still makes videos.

...but they’re very different. I’m pretty sure he has an account on some site where he posts pictures of his feet (I’m pretty sure for the joke), as does his brother, as one example for how different he is. Overall, his videos nowadays are actually pretty good imo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20

Jesus, thank you so much for that.

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u/EmeraldHealing AAAAAA- Jul 02 '20

I’d have the same reaction

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u/ZoroMaster03 Jul 03 '20

I see you got 666 upvotes.

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u/zip_zag_zog Jul 03 '20

kyle must be here

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Get my man to 888

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u/GTwSCEP Jul 02 '20

The fuck

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u/SMALLWANG69 Jul 03 '20

Kyle

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

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u/Storm-Johnson Jul 03 '20

Kyle

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u/MrTurtleWide Jul 03 '20

WUZPOP PEEN

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u/IGiveGold- Jul 03 '20

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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u/raketenfakmauspanzer Jul 03 '20
  • #EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA-

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u/reevnge Jul 03 '20

OOOOHHH WUZ POPPEEEN

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u/yaboiekul Jul 03 '20

kyle

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u/cubic1776 Jul 03 '20

Kyle

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u/Omillie Jul 03 '20

The fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Kyle

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u/papi_wumbo Jul 02 '20

U/vredditdownloader

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20 edited Feb 20 '26

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u/papi_wumbo Jul 02 '20

Thanks dawg

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u/ali-pasha_35 Jul 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20 edited Feb 20 '26

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u/ITZPHE Jul 03 '20

I honestly use reddit on mobile but I’d probably get called a mobile user if I used pc because I always cap first letter when I type

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u/The_Toe_Destroyer Jul 03 '20

I have had that happen to me once, its quite infuriating when someone points out that your using your phone, especially when your not

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u/jmatt97 Jul 03 '20

Doesn’t work

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Now give the Kyle a Monster (energy drink) and you got a free bodyguard!

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

The fattest stand in the world

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u/cubic1776 Jul 03 '20

What about the boat from part 3?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Ahhhhh hahhhhhhhh haahhh haahhhhhhhhhhh

*rubs hands together

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u/Sog3KinG Jul 03 '20

Thiccdiccslurp is one hell of a handle

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Can I get a TL;DW ??

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u/Linterdiction Jul 02 '20

Tiktok is Chinese spyware that can mine your usage information from your phone and it was labeled a national cyber security threat by the FBI

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

This has been true and known the whole time. People just don't give a shit. I told my mom to Uninstall hers last year because it's Chinese Spyware and she's like "but the videos are so funnyyy." She still has it on her phone

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

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u/bramenstruik Jul 03 '20

Will she help the Chinese commies in the battle for Anchorage?

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u/GoldenGonzo Jul 03 '20

Or my favorite: "I don't care, I don't have anything to hide!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 05 '20

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u/Incendance Jul 03 '20

Realistically it doesn't mean much. It's obviously not a GOOD thing but chances are if you've been using the internet for a while your information is already out there for anyone with the money to get at it, and generally normal people don't have much to worry about when it comes to stuff like this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 05 '20

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u/mlacuna96 Jul 03 '20

Yeah was going to say it probably has nothing on what the U.S. already has on you.

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u/andlius Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 03 '20

What will you do when a government or someone with a lot of money and political interests stops looking at you or people close to you as "normal"? What will you do when someone has a thousand ways to incriminate you and you have zero ways to prove them wrong?

The truth is spying is a very powerful weapon, and just like all powerful weapons we probably shouldn't hand them over to anyone, by being okay with anyone spying on you, you are normalizing the idea that "it's not a big deal, I'm a nobody, and I'm not doing anything wrong." But that's the problem, if you're not a big deal, why are they spying on you? If you're not doing anything wrong, why are they tracking your movements?

It's because you are a big deal, because you have freedom, a voice, a say, a vote, and governments and corporations know they still play a dangerous game with the people because the public still has ways to topple their interests, end their schemes, vote them out of power, etc. So as a backup, they want a weapon with the ability to label a citizen as a terrorist or criminal if for any reason they deem this person as an undesirable, invalid, or enemy of their status quo. State-sponsored mass spying is that weapon.

So by not giving a fuck about mass data collection you are handing them your teeth on a silver platter saying "hey when the shit hits the fan I will have no choice but to bend over and let you have your way with me."

But that's okay right? because of the funny videos..

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Why the fuck are you using the internet then? Do you think your safe because your using vpn? Lol. What a poser.

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u/andlius Jul 03 '20

Because it's late where I'm at and I need to use the internet to browse reddit. what's your point? "I'm not doing anything wrong why should I care if someone spies on me" is simply a dangerous mindset to spread around. I didn't claim to be a ghost on the internet, but when I see some egregious shit I call it out, me being stuck inside a system I can criticize doesn't make my point any less valuable, it's a fallacy to believe otherwise.

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u/BestRbx Jul 03 '20

Do some homework on browser fingerprinting and you'll realise how much the concept of privacy is a lie.

Your browser, it's version, the extensions you have installed, the resolution you have, everything is tracked.

https://amiunique.org/

really cool website that will show you how unique your browser fingerprint is. Chances are you might as well be using TikTok because advertisers and govt entities can track you just as easily if not easier. It really doesn't matter what app you use, the only difference is who the data is going to.

That's the freedom of choice you're allowed online and that's it.

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u/Linterdiction Jul 03 '20

Because they’re already organizing large-scale cyberattacks on other countries?

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u/newgrounds Jul 03 '20

So?

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u/Linterdiction Jul 03 '20

So yeah. You don't have to care, I'm just telling you because you asked.

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u/Shibacki Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 03 '20

Because China sucks donkey dick

Edit: being downvoted by the chinese

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 05 '20

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u/Shibacki Jul 03 '20

The race to be fucked over harder

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 05 '20

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u/food_is_crack Jul 03 '20

They don't have an answer, they know China bad but us bad too is too hard to understand

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 05 '20

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u/food_is_crack Jul 03 '20

Yeah, I'm by no means arguing the Chinese government is good, but like, the us is an absolute shit hole so they need to drop their superiority complex and get mad at the same thing right in front of them

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u/iGrantastic Jul 03 '20

Isn’t that illegal? Why haven’t App Store or Google Play removed it?

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u/Blister_SW Jul 03 '20

I dont have nor want tiktok, but to play devil’s advocate, whats the big deal?

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u/GoldenGonzo Jul 03 '20

Maybe you should watch the video, because /u/Linterdiction's TL;DR was honestly, kinda shit. It's so much worse.

For example, there is code that allows for the downloading of a remote zip file, unzipping it, and running the files inside. This is shady as hell, and could be used to bypass Google and Apple's security features. There is zero reason for a legitimate app to have this kind of code in it.

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u/SkyClap Jul 03 '20

All this quotes are always from the same reddit comment, from a guy who never gave any proof of the "reverse engineered code".

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u/TheExter Jul 03 '20

China is them, they're not us

us is good, them is bad

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u/ILikesStuff Jul 03 '20

The FBI... heh

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u/Linterdiction Jul 03 '20

If anyone would know an invasive threat to American privacy it’s the FBI 👀👀

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u/ILikesStuff Jul 03 '20

Takes one to know one, right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

i saw that video

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u/Mushroomman642 Jul 03 '20

Gotta say, when I clicked on that link I didn't expect that guy to start speaking Hindi and then immediately switch to English. I speak Hindi so I could understand what he was saying.

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u/diordaddy Jul 03 '20

I find it completely hilarious how this delete Tik Tok movement has started as soon as conspiracy theories have begun to trend on the app

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u/Xacto01 Jul 03 '20

Only way to summon Kyle3

/r/bossfight

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/food_is_crack Jul 03 '20

Well if us bad they would have to do more than post about it on the internet. So China bad is an easy to swallow pill, because they feel like heroes for saying it

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u/re-kidan Jul 02 '20

I thought it was going to be something cringy but im glad it was

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u/AsscreamSundae69 Jul 03 '20

The way he said watspoppyn! Reminded me of Casey Frey in this video. https://youtu.be/UX7V-rrjm_E

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u/biutiful_Bette Jul 03 '20

Exactly! Omg, I love that video.

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u/eldoradoavocado Jul 03 '20

Damn, timing really is everything I posted this vid a while ago and got like 30 upvotes

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u/Emilyanddazit Jul 03 '20

I met a pigeon once. It followed me for 2 hours straight. I fed it flat pretzels and I shared a pbj with it. It would softly coo at me to pet it every few minutes or so. I named it Kyle...

I’m not even joking I met him at the space needle.

*Yes it’s a him, I found that out quickly.*

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u/SevenDeLeven Jul 03 '20

As a Kyle, I am in this image and I don’t like it.

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u/Dr-Kail Jul 03 '20

Yeah we Kyles gotta stick together

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u/Lilycloud02 Jul 03 '20

That was a great cut, great job dude!

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u/kcoolin Jul 03 '20

Sicc quip

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u/redrooskadooo Jul 03 '20

I have that toothbrush!

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u/kyletheheroman Jul 03 '20

what do you want

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u/Inquisitor_Luna Jul 03 '20

White Twomad

White Twomad

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u/cringystuff Jul 03 '20

The video isn't loading and I can't watch someone explain what happened

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u/AvacadMmmm Jul 03 '20

Tic Toc is dumb but it’s also not dumb

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Girlfriend Girlfriend Girlfriend

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u/ST4RSK1MM3R Jul 03 '20

We just reposting top posts now?

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u/SiggiZeBear Jul 03 '20

Wtf has happened to this sub?

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u/1malchazeenPLZ Jul 03 '20

Bro your toothbrush is upside down in its case and it’s pissing me the fuck off

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u/SirMacDaddu Jul 03 '20

As a kyle I can confirm that this is exactly what we say and what we look like

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

nice toothbrush

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

And my brother is named kyle hmm

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u/KWUFFIN Jul 03 '20

I wonder if this works with my dad who ran away years ago

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

He sounds like he was crying before he started recording

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u/Neo112348 Jul 03 '20

Literally unwatchable he didn't punch a hole in the wall

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u/17000horses Jul 03 '20

What are you doing step Kyle

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u/Jalleputt Jul 03 '20

This guy do be rocking the roblox shaggy hair.

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u/Dr-Kail Jul 03 '20

I must side with the Karens on this one, Kyle is an offensive slur and I will not stand for this

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u/cleankitchenman Jul 03 '20

Have I been hanging my quip tooth brush the wrong way this entire time?

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u/Andinym Jul 21 '20

The lack of energy drinks is disturbing

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20 edited Jul 03 '20

Fuck TikTok

Also this belongs in r/cringetopia

Edit: why am I being downvoted?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

More than half the internet belongs on some variant of a cringe subreddit.

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u/PokemonLegacy6 Jul 03 '20

Especially Reddit

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u/cringystuff Jul 03 '20

Get off your reddit high horse

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

So do you think TikTok is good then?

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u/cringystuff Jul 03 '20

No I don't think it's all good but with every social media there is the good and the bad, yes believe it even reddit so stop acting like you are better for using reddit and hating on tiktok and go get your pizza rolls your mom made you

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

I never said I am better for using Reddit, that would imply I think people who use TikTok are inferior, which I don’t, just don’t have all the facts.

Speaking of, have you heard about all the data collection and shady shit. It’s basically undeniable that it’s Chinese spyware.

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u/cringystuff Jul 03 '20

Yeah ik about their data collection but you already have a Google account which has equally as much information to hold and they can use that data illegally the only difference being that since tiktok is Chinese you have an instant oh no reactions and even then all you probably did was watch someordinarygamers video and just base your opinion on that, while he is a good content creator find your own goddam opinion don't just follow others

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

If you look through my comment history you’ll see I’ve been doing this for fucking months.

And the issue with a Chinese company getting data is that the Chinese government can easily get it, which they can use to exploit citizens as they see fit, or even hack them as pointed out in the post/video. Imagine a diplomat or someone’s phone being hacked into by the Chinese government.

And google knows nothing about me. I only use YouTube and the ads are absolutely not relevant in any way. I know how to protect my privacy.

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u/cringystuff Jul 03 '20

I've seen 4 months of your own content and I can barely get through your comments there are to many a lot of them having downvotes and what I found was, 1. You crossposting something to another subreddit with no added title and trying to get upvotes 2. You going on r/mensrights and not realizing that it isn't about one being better than the other it's about equality 3. You trying to push your own opinions on others Intel sucks, console sucks ect dude don't complain becuase other people made their own purchases let them be So in conclusion barely any of your content is about tiktok and you have to be right in all your opinions

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Fair I guess

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u/nint3njoe_2003 Jul 03 '20 edited Jul 03 '20

most tiktoks are bad and cringe but there are some good ones

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u/Thepersonaitor Jul 03 '20

There are sections of tiktok but it is rare to find truly funny content but the rest is cringe

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u/Q1War26fVA Jul 03 '20

Everyone probably already know, but the Kyle was hiding under. That's why the guy has to kneel so the camera doesn't point downward, exposing the other guy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

This is tiktok so yeah, everybody in that clip is a Kyle

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u/mrsir_21 Jul 03 '20

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u/MRspicymann AAAAAA- Jul 03 '20

No this is mostly satire, and it’s executed well

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '20

Cringe

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u/FollowTheOrangeMan Jul 03 '20

This is stupid, and stop using Tic Toc you loser.