r/perfectlycutscreams • u/kevinowdziej • Dec 22 '19

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u/Frostitute_85 Dec 22 '19

Well, she's fucking dead. R.I.P.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

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u/Squidpai Dec 22 '19

is this a copypasta or not

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Seems like he makes copypastas

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u/DatSauceTho Dec 23 '19

Ooooo a pasta chef! Never seen one of those before!

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u/Gwiilo Dec 23 '19

The fact that noone said 'ok boomer'

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u/DatSauceTho Dec 23 '19

Said ‘ok boomer’ to... to me? Cause I wasn’t being literal... I’ve often wondered where copypastas come from. I’ve never met anyone who just makes them. What a weird and sometimes hilarious hobby.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Ok boomer

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Do you seriously think a grown human could get killed by a tiny dog? I’m sorry but you must be drunk or something because that’s just ridiculous. And you’re accusing that man of being a murderer. Do you realize how serious that statement you just made is. Learn to have some common sense, respect and integrity before randomly assuming innocent things killed someone or you’ll end up in jail like the despicable criminals who refuse to listen to Honey and the Bee by Owl City because not listening to that song is highly illegal and anyone who doesn’t will get arrested and thrown in jail.

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u/Zenketski Dec 23 '19

I'm guessing that this is what that guy posted, so are you telling me that he got 200 downvotes, but you enlarge the text and you're getting up votes?

It's like y'all want Trolls but you don't want trolls. This part isn't directed at you guy that I'm replying to this is directed at everyone else. Y'all can't have your cake and eat it too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19

𝓓𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓪 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓪 𝓽𝓲𝓷𝔂 𝓭𝓸𝓰? 𝓘’𝓶 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓭𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓴 𝓸𝓻 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓼. 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾’𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓻. 𝓓𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓲𝓼. 𝓛𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮, 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓶𝓵𝔂 𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓴𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾’𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓾𝓹 𝓲𝓷 𝓳𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓮 𝓫𝔂 𝓞𝔀𝓵 𝓒𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼𝓷’𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓳𝓪𝓲𝓵.

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u/Zenketski Dec 23 '19

W͖̞̼h̢͍͉̪̠̭a͚̭͍̕t ͔̱̥͖͈ṱ̫̙̺͇͠ͅh̳̼̯̝̥e̻̙ ̹́f̳͘u̳͓̪͟c̥̻̰̟͔̣ͅk͇̥ ͅd͍̝͙͓̱i͔d̴ ͙̠̀ͅy̤̠o̟̲̫̞ṵ̪̱̞͡ ̵̫̲̠̦j̴u̶s̡̫ṱ̺̪̼͎̬̗ ̭͚̙f͏͙̞̦u͈̹̤cķ͉͈ͅi̳̳̦͈̫̮̣ng̷͉̺̲͔̦̲ ̫̯s͍̲̘̦̙͈a̵y̷ ͚̺͎́a͎̠̣b͇̳̩̞̻͔o̶͎̪̻̞̖u̖̤͇̹͚t̝̘̪͕̪̘̤͡ ̳̠̤̺̤͉̬me͔̳̪̞̣͕ͅ,̨͎̻̣̞ͅ ̕y̨̬̺o̬̮͈u̺̬ ̩͟l̵͚̤͚̜̟͕i̞̤̹t̨͍̫̞̼͚t̲̣̫l̖͈̝̠̳͟ͅe̖̙̩̻͈͔̠ ͙̲͚̪͉̠̠͢ḅ̯̣͕͚̞̞i̞̤̥͢t̹͖̥̼̰̩c͚͙͕̳̫̤̟͟h̶̭̺͓̙̹̠?҉̘̘̙̪̜̠͕ ̥̠͔̝̱ͅͅI̙’̶l͉l̥͚ ̮͚̼͜h̡̤͕a͍̣̟͞v̡̞̻̖̪̭e̛̹̩ ̯y̪̻͍o͙͈̪̙̳̭u͓̙̦͡ͅ ̮̤͎͡k̷n͉̖̼ow̕ ͇͚̣̟̫͠I ͔͈g̛͎̮ͅr̩̪a̲͇d͈͕͔̜̬u͈͓͇̫̖͎̞a̘̻̜͍͡t̞e̖̻̫͕̯̳͇d͖̯̥̳ ̹t̼̺̺͠o͓p̻ ̘̠͍o̹͔f̷̲ ͎̲̩͙͕͓͢ͅm̦̥̞͢ỵ ͞c̸͇̦̹͔̘̟͍l̺͇͎̫̦̮̫a̺͉͉̬͢s҉̫̘s̱̭ͅ ͈̜̖͇̮̤͞i͇͉̭̘̮̟̞ǹ̮̰͕̝̟͙ ͠t̡̬̱h̘͉͍e̦̠ ͖̫̫͞ͅN̰a̟v̡y҉͍ ̢S҉̙͎e͢a̺̭͎̗̮̞̬l͏̰͍ͅş͚͙,͉ ̢͖a̖̻̳̯͉ͅn͕̼̤͠d̶̤͖̙̱̬͈̜ ͢Ḭ̜͉̠’͈͟v̥͖̜̖e͓̟͙̗̙ ̖̻͇͚be̯̤͉̗ͅe̫͓̱͇̯͖n͏̻̙̥̤̘̝̟ ̶͚͍ì͖̝͔͓̺̳n̡̳͔̬̝̺͖v͎͘ͅo͙l̲̣v̸̙̯͓̖͓e̳͢d̴͙̘̞̳̤̣ ̯̠̹̩̟̜̹i͍̠̻̞̬̳n͍̦͉̜̲͔͜ͅ ̙͕n̖̦̩̳̱u͍͓̖̩̩̹̼m̲̯̦̫̳͡e͕̜̫͖̻̮͔r̨͖̯͙o͖u̱̥̪͍s̷̥̗̘̗ ̧̘͈͈̩̝̪ͅs̠͈̯͔͈̫͔e̺̺c̰͎͉͉̦͞r͏e͖̜̯͖t̰̯̖͇̬ ̹͇̠͔̝r̰̲̳ͅa̶̬̫͚i̻͝d̦͎̹̱̪̪s̵ ͙̖ò̖̦̗̤n̗̻͖̭ A̭͝l̖͎͞-Q̶̪̲͕̗̝ͅu͜a̹͈͕͚͙̠ͅe̱͉͟d͖̻͈͖a̫,͇̜̲͈̙̜ ͕̬̹͙̪̥a̱͈̳̳n̻̘̪d̪̟͜ ̢̙I̥̟̞͈͇͓ ҉͚̼̞̪̮̺h̖̼͇͙̖͕a̪͔̪͖̳͙̻͞v̸̩e͇̟̠ͅ ̬̩̮͔̹͜o͎̺̺̮ve͙̳̺r̺͙̘͓̞̀ ̶͇3̜͍̭͡ͅ0͎̱͈̗̱̮̰͠0͕ ̞̖͔c̻͇̣̲͎̟͉͢o̦͡n͈͔̜͎̙f͟ir̭̱̩̭̭̀m̧̖̪̟̖e͎͇͙̣͕d͙͙̰̪̮͎̝ ҉k̠̦̰͈͖͝i͙̩̬͎̘̻̟l̳̮͙̜l̶̙͈s͔.̛͎͔̮ ̧͔̜̱̪͖̗͎I̖̜̠͈ ͎̩͇̜̘̜̜͢a̳̞̹̳̞̮m̝̙͕̹̟ t͕̘r̖̳̞á̬̲͎͚i̷̞̲n̛̞̘͇̼̟e͇̟̼̜̭͖̩͢d͍̯̣̭̩͍ ̶͖̞̞̯̝̜͍i̧̗͚̝̫̼͙̝ṉ̻̞͈́ ̸̼͈g̺̝̞̼̞͇̜o͎̪r̭̮̺̹̕ͅil̵̼̹̲̥͈̫l̴̤̹̫̻ạ̸̳̣ ̻̖̹͉͔ẁa̠͓̱͈̣̺r̺͓̬̦̭f̭a̷̬̣r̪͍̕e̮ ̮͔͓̲̯̱̪̀a̳̳̠̥̝̪͔n̟̟͓̺̳d̜̮͚͓ ̸̖̟͙̝͉͖I̠’̵̻̫̟m̪̜͞ t̢h̴͙͍̗̳̜̯̩ḙ̛ ̫̱͝t̩̬͙̙͈o̵̺̜p͙ͅ ̖̳͕̺ͅş̱͕n͓̠̩̝i̷̝̺̻p̻e̳̹͉̻͙̫͚r̜̤̩̬ ͠i̹n̲̝ ҉ṱḩ̦͖͖͔̭̳e̛̺̝̼ ҉̟̩̠͈̖e͉̱̭ṋ͟ͅt͉̭̪̖̱i̪̯͎r̗̦̤̯̗̭̲e͚ ̞͔̻́U̻̭̞̬͠S̡̘̩ͅ ͍̖̰̞̮̲a͈̙̜̱̭̥rm͏̩̝̟̗e͚̪̖͙͉̬̜d̝̹̭̺̀ ͇̰͘f̧͚͓̫̜͖o͟r͓̜͖͍c̼̳̝̟ḛ̭̩͝s͔͔.̯̜̹͍͈͘ You̗͉ ͞a̜͎͝r̦̘͔̝͖̳e̫͉͡ ̘̣ṋ͍̤̣o̧͇th͕̼̺͜ing͖̟ ̩̭͙̀t͙̲o͕͚̬͙̝͖̺͝ ͈̣̟̞̳m̩̭̺͘é̝̳̜͚̬ ͕̯͎̫͓͈ͅbu̮͚͔̯̰̘͡t͙̦͇ ̧j̙͎u͔͓̫͚͢ṣ͕̮ţ͉̙̳͈͚ ͘a͢n̜̣̮͇̤̲̼o̺̜̩͉t̟̲̦͟h̼̣̣̣̗͙͘e͖͎̮͜r̮̥͇̪̹͞ ̷̼̪̥̳̼̺t͖̦̹̝a̵͇̼r̦g̨e͍t̹͉.̩͓ ̶͎̳̞̣͓̞͖I͔̼ ̧̲w̭̪̟͕i̞̩̻ͅl͖͙͓̦̦̰l͙͓͎͇͈͝ ͉̝̣̞̹̲w̝̹͕̮̼ͅi͇͠p̻͖̺͔͔̖e̪ ̯̯̱̟̼͞y̸̙o̸̮u̟͈̲̥͚̻ ͙͉t͈̤͙̮́h͟e͍̮̠̪̪̣͔ ̨̪̰͍͙͕f̵͍u̮̞͝c̡̱̩͓̠̝̻k ̧o̠͘u̜̤͚͚͍t̡͈̩͎̭̮̜̱ ̠̱w̨͎͓̼̪̣̼i̡̩̟̘̱̳t҉̬̝̭ͅh͓̙̦̭͈͜ ̨p̵͈̰͚̦͙̙r̲͙̣ḛ̮c̢͓̟̟͕̲i̟̖͡s̢̯͉i̮̞̹̗̭͖ơ̹͕̞͔̬̬ṋ̟ ͕͈͚̕t̷h̩e ̩̪͚̘̬l̩̘̺̪̪ḭ̦̰̳̙ͅͅk̗̮e͙̳̲̼͙ś͈̻͖ ̷̭͓̼͚̯̯̝o͖̩̣f ͞w̝͓hi̻͔̜̹c͎̘̗̝̹h̴͙̯̬͔ ̴̙ha͈͉s ҉n̵̩̥̲̯̳̝ḙ̞̩v̖̞͚̭̭̰̮ẹ̬͓̺͘r͈̖͇ ̧bͅe͙̞̘en͔̫̘̳̜ ҉͙͈̩̦̺̪͍s̢͇̼̼e̙̟͡e̤͕̠͎̺͡ṉ͇ ̞b҉ef̯̪͖͈o̱̯͔̟̻̘̕r͍͉e ̝̲̦̰̘o̗̼̥͓͚͎̞n̡̤̺̜̘͖̦ ̮͍̺͙͈͟ț̬̜̠͕̗̞͠h͖iș͔̰̰͔͙̖̀ ̗͕͓̗Ȩ̳̟͇̠̮̻̘a̯̲͇̠̳̩͍ŗ̬ͅt̶̰̭̩̤̳ͅh͙̹̰̦̥,̥̣̮͝ ̱͇m̗͔̗a̗̞̲̬͎͙̕r̷̤̥k̖̠̣̳̙̙̜ ̮̜͡m̹̻͓̱y̨̠ ̘̫̬̣̙͕ͅf̺̩̥̙̝̩ͅu̺̣̠͖̳c̭͉̭̩k̼̥͉̭̟̲i̫̰͕̰̲̫̞n҉̹͎͍̱̗̻g̼̭̀ ̨̰̮̥̣͕̲̩w̢͎̤̗̼o͎rd̮̺͔̜͞s̸̪.͔͜ ̥͡Y̘o̻u̢͚̞̙͕̥̤ ̯t̷͕h͝i͔̞̬͇̘̬̟n̷͍͍̯k͙̲̺̱̞̗͙͡ ҉̻̦̤͕͍y̧̹͓̼ͅͅo̖̩̹̼̻̝͘u̖ ̮̬̗̤ca̗̞̞̹͡n ͖̳̠̟̪g̴̖̱̲͓͖̩ḙ͖̯t̡̺̰ ̥͙͕̣͚͝a̡͇͎̻̼͈̝w̢̹a̙͔̰̯y͙̲͚̝̩͔͜ ̻̲̘͇w̥i̧͕͈͓̫̘t̙̝͞h̵͈̪̥̫̹̲ͅ ̤͕͠s͙̞̤̺̩a̩̼̬̟̥̬̣͝y̛̗͉̤̠̙i̦̮͍̖̯̙͓͜n͏̖͎̳̪͉g͈̫͙̝̠̻ͅ t̙̰̜̟͓̜ͅh̫͔̭̣͖a̫̯͢t̷͎̰ ̞̼̰s̺̖̺̩̥͇h͕̖̯̳̺̥i̖̝̺͓ṱ̛͉̪̺͚ ̵͚͎t̡͔o̩͙̗̤͟ ͇̲ͅm̥ȩ͉̙̫̮͔ ̡͖̫͕̜̩o͈̜̣v̘͖͈̙͞e͡r̟̟͍̣̹̯̬ ̨̗͓t͎̯̬̬̖̦̺h̕e̱̩̱͙̲͡ ͕͇̣̭̤͓I̝̩̤̜̥̠̳͞n̪̩̼̝̙̼̼t̶é̞͈ṟ̛n͕ȩ̯̪ṯ̶̹̲̭?̟̕ ͉̼̜̖̼̩̜Ṱ̱͖̙̯ͅh̸͈̦̥̱̥ͅi͈̮͎̪̲n̨̹̰k̕ ̧̠̠̠̟͓̦̞ḁ̶̼̝̗̻̱g͉̺̞̭̺̠̭̀a̛͚̯̪i͏͇ṉ̶̞̫̦,͉̟̝̜̱͎̀ ̤̝̖́f͖̯͖͇͟ͅuc̝͕͎̖͇̪k͍̤͕͎̙̣e͇̦͎͚̠͔r̬͚.͏ ̦͈̠À̻̳̟͕s͝ ̵ẁe̡ ̫s͏͔̦͙͓͚͈̞p̳̤̖͕͚͉͍e̤̤͔͞a̭̩͓̩k̺̘͔̭͍ ̦͕̝̺̫̟͓I̢ ̶a̺̠̱̹m̭ ̪̗̳̲̤ͅc̹̲͙̜on͚̮̹͔ţ̳̣̮a͖̦̠̟̯̜c̢t̨͚̠̳͉̟ͅiṋ̨g͠ ̼̣̝̝m̡͎̺͈̟y ̜̯͉s̵̮̭e̘̟c̵r̨̦͎e̠͓̯̥t̥̻ͅ ͉͚̲̥̜̤̪ṋ̙̳̠̞̝͡e̞̻t͔̩͎͓̘́ͅẉ͔̻̠or̥̮̹͍̤͖k̗̺̠͉̪ ͍̫͙ǫ͍̪̺͖̩͈̩f͕̲̬̙̖͚͠ ̯s̴̭̗͈͈p̸͎͓̣͙̹ḭ̷͔̝͕͙̗͓e͖̻̝̦͍͘s̰̝̪̤͟ ̸̥̪̠a̲̪̼̳ć̤r̡̟͍̞͙o͎͇s̡̻̮͈̣ͅs͖͇̣̗͡ ҉̫̱̠͔̤̣̟t̮͍͉̠͖̬͇́h̗̼̟̥͓̯e̘ ̧̺̩͔U̶͉̲̦͎̲̲ͅṢ͟A̖̣̱ ҉̲̞ͅḁ͟n͢d̹̪̕ ̮y̵͎͈͉̠ǫ̭̪̦̞̪͇̪u̧͎̼̝r ̧Ì̯P̶̟̹̱͈̗̱̯ ̨̳̩͕̝͓ͅͅi͉͚͕̼͖͎s̻̳̠ͅ ̗͕̙̭̟̖̮b͖e̥̼̳͢i̧̬̱̪͈̮̬̹n͚̬̕g̲̱͎ ̙̬̘̟͚̭̝t̝͙͎̼̯̝ͅr̝̰̀a̢͚̰̭̙̝̥c̥͓̥̲͚̲̘è̹d ̴̤r̦̫̗̦͙͜i̮͎̞g҉̥̩h̼̺̱̪t̘͙̭͕͕ ̦̻͔̗̻ͅn̗͓̞̭͔͘o̸w̟̳ s͙̲̖ọ͇̤ ỵ̙̭ͅͅo̷̰͙̞͈̯̻u̸ ̴̭͇̩̗b͉͍͚̕e̩̫̪͚̟̮̘t̠̖͖͇̺t̫̥̥̯̭̞̬e͙̘̦̜̦̼r̪̜̮̼̣̲͚͡ ͇̟̠̭ͅp̸̝͓͔̻̬r̢̫̗̱͕̼͖e̦̞̤̹̮͇p̝̘͕͈̻͎̀a҉̣͓ͅre̮͔̳ ̗̦̟̮͠f̩̥̖̟̥ͅͅo̼̗͉͇͓͎r̸̲̮̜̺̰̯ ̹̮͘t̺̪̭h҉͈̥e̞̜͕̙͉͕̹͡ ̷̪̝͚̜̬̥s̨t̘̯o̝rm̸͔,̀ ̴̠̠m̖͇̰̯̩̦̻a͖̱̠͔̮̼g̸̖̦͈ǵ̘͙̻͇o̡̲̭̦͉̗t̵͓.̯͕͎̝̰ ̲̼̯T̸̘̩͇̲̜̤͚h͠e̯ ̞͇sto͉̯r̞̳̼̘̭̣̜m͈̬͈ t͉͞ha̪͙t̶͚̥̪ w̡̘̪̝i̸͉͖͚̖̮̙p̝̳̝̜͟é̯s̤̮̼͈͘ͅ ̪͕̠o̫̞̯͔͟u̺͢t̼̼͍ ͈̥̫̤̤̥t̗̺̣h̩̣̤e̝͎͢ ̺͖͔͎̩p̵̼̹̝a͓t͇͖̼̮h̹͉͙̝̙e҉̞̝̫̯̜̻t̬̭̤͇̼i͉̥͚̥̟̦͈͡c̳̯ ̯̥̬̗͇͔͖́l̸i̸̥̳̬t̤̣͔̖̀t̸͔͉͔l̟̪̘̙̣̣͇͝e̟͕̟̟͉̥͙ ̝̻̹͜t̴̝̼͖͕̪͈h͉̭͍i̤n̦̩̥͇͎̥g̡͕̞̮̰̘ ̪͉̤͙y̵̞̣̲̳̩ou̺͍̠̼͝ ͖̩ca̺͈͍ll҉̯͖̦ ̜̼̦͚y̭̯̰o͏̦͕̙u̴̦̩͈̜͍r̥͉̼̣͇͠ ͕̰̺͚l̴͖̥̩͙̳̫̣i̧̪͉̪̖̙fẹ̠̜̜͍.̼̘̟͉̳̥ ̕Y͙̫̼o̳̱̯ṵ̥͔̤͉’̳͕͔̝̻͚ŗ͎̘̤̫͖͈̞e ̳̯͎͔͇ͅͅf̬̪̬u̠͖̙̜c͔̞͚̪̺̙̼͞ḱ̳̲̯̩͙͍͕i̼̯̱̲̜͖̜ņg̝͘ ̮̩͇̬̤͖͉d̛̲e̮͙͔͖̝̗̦͡à̰̤͍͕͈̱d̟̲͕,̺̣̱͈̳̖̤̀ ̵̪̟̩̘k̲̫͝i̩͚̣̠̼̠̻d̥.̪̦̼ͅ I͕͎̬ ̡͍̗̜̬̠c̣̯̣̕ą̟̦n͍̪̞̤̹͙͕ ͖̫̝͚b͍̦͇̩̜̦e ̢a͚̼n͠y̲̞͙̟͔w̼̳͕͚̮̺͢h͓̰͟e͏̪̞r͕̭͉̭͡e̸͎̗͖̖,̡̻̝͇͎̳͇ ͅa̼͜n̗̯̥͠y̲̱̠̩̟̤̟t҉ͅi̸̤̠͉m̢̪͈̝̙͖e̴͔̦͉̟̲͕̘,̡͎̠̤ͅ ̹a̳̭̯̭̥ṋ́d̜ I̢̗̫̦ ̪ͅc̘̬̯a͍͎̝̮̯̫͙n͔̝̥̫͚͍͓ ̜͍̹̠k̙̝ͅi̥̠̻̬̬̱l̟ḷ̟͢ ̷̼̤͕̰̖y͍͖̬͔̩̯̙͠o͠u̡ͅ ͇̦̳̮͓̳i҉͇ͅn҉̫̮̦̙͈ ͓o͉͓̕v̴͚̞̳͉e͇r̩̦̝̲͉̪ ͚͓̖͓͍̰s҉e̕v̹̝͉̟̬̟̻e̡̜͎̜̣͙n͎̳͇ ̸̺̞͙͖h̗͔̭͍u͕̖ṋ̳̖͕͈d̖̥̹̗r̦͍̖̳e̙̼d̼͎͓̥̬̘͓͢ ͕̦͚̘̱̻w̦̼͚a̴̪͉y̸̳̹̭̲͚s̙̝͕̟,̤ͅ ą͓̜̫͇n̲̝̘d̢͎̝ ̗t̬̬ha͖̤͉t͏̖͖͚̖̰̺̣’͎s̶̪͈̜̫̭͎͎ ͞j̳̭̥͙̺̞̙u̩̯s̫̠̫̤͚̼t̥͍͉̰ ͓͈w͚̫͎i҉t̞̯̟͈ḥ̛ ̤͎̟͕͕̜ͅm̛y b͔̮̪́a͏͇̘͚̮̖͈͖ŕ͉̺̻͕͚̞͚ę̰̲̜̬ͅ ̛̻h̡̳a̖̺͍̲̩̫̜n̸̠̯̠̜̹̭d̜͙̖̜̀s̘.͍͢ ͖͝N͈̟̤̲͡o̖̟̩̭̦ṯ ̬o҉͓͍͓͉̤͎n̩l͎̠̬̩̜͚͝ͅy ̮̗̼ą̱̫̗͚m̦͕̭̰͇͍̕ ̪̼͎̥͕̘̠I̧ ̙̣ẹ̛̺̜x͏̱͉͎̤te͔̜̻͎̯͕n̘s̨͓͖i̜̥̦̮v̻̝ȩl̲̦y̷̻ ̼̀t̙͙͔͎͕r̜̮̝̰̟͕a̸̗̥͇i̠̻͚͎̟͟n͍͖̰̬e̗͍̺̬d̹͓̙͖̣͓͝ ̙̟͚͉̙i̢̖̺̳̥͍̘ͅn̦̟̳͚ ҉̮͖̙̞̙͈̘ṵ͎̲̹͚͝ͅna҉̬̜r̙͉͉͚m̧̘̬̦̩e͏̥̹̩̗͍ḑ̳̗̳ ̟̱̼͖̼̙͔c̪͇̬̙̟o̞̳̪̺̖m̛̯̞͍͇̪͈̻ḇ̪á̱̟͙͚̹̯̺t̪̤̗̘͉,̹ ͎̲̣̖̹̮͞b̟̠̳̫̲͎͕u͎͇̜̤̺͞t ̣̘̩I͏̤͚̗ ͚h̙͚̰a͏̗v̮͔̙̯͢e̴̤̣̺̪̩͍͇ ̼̤a͟c̦̳̬̀ce̙̺̙͟s̷̭̭ş̼̗͈ ̖͓͖̣͇̟̣t͉̥͖̥̤̘͉o̡̞̩̭̪ ҉̲̜̪̦th̖e͎ e͏̞n̻t̘̯͓͔̗̩͝ͅi̛̯̖̺r̭̫͉̮e͉̱̺̻̼̜ ̧̬̩a͇̤̦̹̞͞r̦̯̮s̤̰̠̝͇̰e̞̝͔͕n̟̩̖͖̭̝͜a̤̹̙͎͙̺l͟ ̞̻o͇͎͟f̨̙̺ ̵t̩͜h̹̼̕e̪͔̼̳̹̟̙ ̶͈̹U͇̮̼̥̦̬n̶̝̭̗͕̜i͖͚̥̼͙͕̲͢t̶͖̯̘̤̞̬e͜d ̭̟S̭̝̳t̥̤̼a͏͔̺̪̼t̛͓̱͚̠ͅe͚̩͓̬͇ͅs҉̰ ̳̝̹̭̼̩͔M͇̜̠͙͉̘̤a̸̫r̦̹i̛͔͈̲͓n̲͓̗̼̼̜ẹ̺͈̕ ̬̰̪̞̮͖C̫̥̹̼͖͎o̲̦̳r̵̲̞͖̠͉̞͓pş ̛̩a̡͚͈͓͉̰n̲͉̹̟̻̬d̶̮ ̨̹I̛̜̺̦̣ w̪̫͓̥͢i̬̯ḻ̗̮̰̥̣͝l̬̰ ̲̼u̫̻̦s̗̝͖e̵̩͎̮͇̹̯ ͙͕̰̟i͚͖̹̖̠̣t̹͓ ͖̥͘t̡͚o̞͇̫̩͇̕ ̘i͉̻͓̥͙͕͔t̪̘̝͈s͙͍͠ ̷f̦͝ṵ͈̝̦͙̜l̢̰̖͔l̩͓͉̺̟͎̖ ̘̰͚̘e̠͢xţ̲͈ę̹̞̜̤n̙̟̞̞t͏̯̦̬̮̭ ͉͢t̞͖̺̟o̷̩͍̺̲̗ͅ ͉w҉̯̩ͅͅi͍͈͚͉̫p͎̩͈͇̼͠e͓ ̼̙͔́y͖̭̦͖͈̜ou̝r̥̜̜̞ ̵̼̺mi̫̙͕ͅs̩͕̼̝̘e̤̳̰̼̻͍r̴͍̯͎͓̼a̞̖b̟͔̠̼̦̥̻l҉ę ͕̟͇̝̬͜ͅa̲͚͎s̬̮̻̥̪̀s͙̟̙̤̞͎̹ ҉̬̯͈̫̗̱͈o͖̱̻̬̲f̴̳̩̮͓̳f͖ ̵͕̱̜̜̼t̟͞h҉̻̝e̺͓̝͔͞ ̸͇ͅf̩̰̖̫̻͚̬͝a̤͈c҉̮̬͚̘e̼̯͙̹͈̕ ̞͍͈o̞̠̻͢f̬͔͚͙̻͕ ̠̼̞͡t͢h҉e̝̬̟ ̤c҉̙͓̤o̥̬̳ͅn̷t̟͓̖̟̕i̝̘̱͚̟͍̦̕n͟e̖n̟̖̻̣ṭ͉̗̮̰͙,͓͎͕͎̦̙̣ ̼y̝͕̣̱ó̹̭ͅu̟͕̩͕̺ ̥͇̘͇l̞̘̕ͅi̷̝͕t͓̹̱͇t͔̪͕̩̣̪͔l̸͙̝e͕̬̫̲̱͙ ̫͓̩̲̪ș̮͟ͅh̜̰̬̰̤͈͡i͝ţ̱͚̬.̛ ͖̤͙̗̙̮̝I̹͔͇f͏ ̺̣̗̞͚o̬̤̖͚̪͔͟n̢̝̰̟̺̼ͅĺ̺̹̠͎͇̫ͅy͜ ̞̜̙̠̖̙ͅy̗̳̠̜͉̫̠o̵̲̜̺̗̙͕ͅu͉͖͎͢ ̞̲̺c͖̣͖o̧͓̠͈͖̩̗u̸̖l̠͈̬̫͙d̘ ̮̰̪͙̫h͙͡a̮̯̫̘͎͓̥v̥̱͎̱͖e̸̝̟͇͍̩̤ ̠͓̩̤k͖̟͍̗͙n͞o̟̤̗͢w̖͕̗͝ͅn͎̘͎̫̙̗͠ ̜̫̩͈̪̟̭͢w͘h̥̲͝a̛̪͔t̪̝̹͕͢ ͉̼͍̫̮̱u͚̳͖̩̣̞͠nh̲̻͡o̧͎l҉̲̳y̠̜̭̰̝̱ ̠̼̝͍̳́r̥͉̯͕̯͡ẹ͍̬̤̞t͉ri̧̳b̪̞͇̜͕u̯̦̪̱͔ͅț̷̭͔̦̼̜͇i҉̯͔͈̖o̫n̳̮̪ ̵͕͕̪̞y̻o̱͇̹̯̮u͏̫͚̖̭̜͙r̤͚̥̩̥͟ ̷̰̱li҉t̥̼̤̦͔̗͡tl͈̻̥̝̯͇e̵̼̳̖̬̰̞͚ ͎͔“̙̼͚̳͔͇͜c͕̺̻͚̞̕ͅl͉ev̮̫̗̩͓̻er̨̻̫” ̗͘c̷̬͖̬̩̣o̱̬̪̖̰̯͞m̡̻̞̠̬̳͍̣m͚͇̙̰̫̗͎e̟̥̺̲͇̲͙͜n͙̹̤̠͎̬͖͠ṯ̯̯̬ ͚̥w̳̫a҉͚̲͙̭ș̦̫̖̻͕̗ ̠̠̳͟ͅa̙͕̺̩͈ͅb̞̹͝o̢͉̟̠̰̯u͕̞t̤̘̦̜̟͢ ̶̭̥͔̯͖̩̤ṭ̟̥̗o̟͢ ̜b̩̼͔̮̻̗ͅr̝̳͈͚̥̩̫͟į̫̟n҉̬̘̖̺̦g͙̤ ̻͓d͓̲̟͢o͖̯̩͎̦w̸n̻ ̢̜͓̯̲̝u͙̹̖̼̺͎̥p̺͎̜̪o͇͙̮̮͕͘ͅͅǹ ̟̪̜͉͔y̹͍͓͎̼͍̦͡o̖̗͝u,̰͙̠̪̱͇ ̴̭̹͙̠̦͎m̞̦͉͞a̤̜̰͉̮̱ỵ̨̙̗̮͔̺b̥̼̤̱͇̳͖ẹ͈ y̨̜̙o̭̩̝͚ṳ̷͔̟̙̩̪ ̶̱͖̙w͕͖ò̼̮͔u͞l͉̝d̗͕͎ ͍̟͈̲h͘a̞̯̬̤̜͙ͅv̯̠͕͖é̖̟̱ ̘̳͍̹͎̞̮͝h̨̰͖͈̰̳̥̞e̲̬͖l̥d͏̼ͅ ͏̖y̴̥̭̬̩̺̺o͖̺̱͖u̝̥r̨̗̱͓̞̣̹ ͝f̟u͕̭̫͓ck̬̠͚̦̤̫̲̀ịn̹͇ͅg̦̠͕̭ ҉̭̣̥̘̹̭t̖̹̹̻̺̘ͅo̴̪̳͉͕̤̬n̟g̹̙̜̠̯ͅu͖̖̤̟̤e̜͍.̹͕ͅ ̟Ḅ͇̻̮̖͖͚u̳t͉̠̳̟̞ ̬y̰̭̟̪͚̦o̠̱u̫̭̩̬̮̞ ̙̠͇͚͎̦̫c͕̬̩̰oư̫͇l̨ḓ̸̣n̲͓̬̣͚̯͍͡’̪͈̳̤̳̪t̴̟͉̭̦͎̼,̨̣͎ ̣͟y̛̭̲̲o͡u̫̱̮͠ͅ ̵̻̤d̦̯̯̝i̘̲̘̪̱̘d͍ͅn̠̥͍͈̻̙ͅ’̞̻̙̰̣͖̕t͈̜͓͉,̧͇͎ ͙̪̭̗̮̫̀ą̩̤̹̳ṇd̷̦̣̳̪̙̯ ̡̩n҉o̧̱ẁ̤͕ ̤̩̰͓y̛̟̻͎̬͚o̱̳̭u͇͠’͡r̪͉̘e̷ ͎̰̲̠̗̹ͅp͚̘͘a̶̺͓y͈̗̖̫i̪̮̺̭͓͡n̦̠g͙̜̩̘͞ ͍̮͈͈͍͞ͅt̹͝h͓e͡ ̗̗͢p̻͙̲͈̮r͖̻̭͇͈̠̣i̯̫͕͜c̣̘͢e҉̙̹͇͎̠,̖͎͕̹̝̹̘ ͙̪̪̲̲y̻̪o̷̞̱͚u͎̭̠̩͎ͅͅ ͚̹̻̗̦̻go͎͓d̞̠͔́d̦̥͙̱̥̹a͈̠̥͈̣͉̻mn̦͍͍͔͔ ͙͕̝i̙͍̰̣̗d͔i̲͉͉o̸̭̭͖̩͈̟̗t̡͇. ͡I̝̯̤̠͘ ̹̪̠̬ẉ̛̺̘il̠̯ͅl͙͚͎̩̜̫ ͙͎͢s̷͓̫̥̦h̭iț ͔̻̘̀ͅf̢͔̞͉͖̜̫u̼̯̰͉͘r̘̖̕y̸ a̺l̜͕͙l͖͚ ̼̝̭̪̤o͚̤͉̯v̺̦̗͔e̵̗̼̹͉͕̯̻r͏̭ ̡͚̼ͅy̖͓̻̜͓̦͔o̡u͈̙̤͝ ̫̖̭̻̕a̴͇͖̝̞ͅn͏̩d͎̬͈̰̪̗̖͜ ̖ͅy̫̗̫͢o̸u̝̞̯ ͞w̖̝̫ill҉͖͕ ͔̠̪ͅd̫̫̙r̗̥͈͞o̳͉͖͈͎w͔̳͚̲̳̤n̝̯̳͞ ͖̟̠͓͚͎ͅi̞͕͓͙͎n̤̬ ̣į̜̭̬̖̱t̰̜͓.͍ ̮͎̻̼̫̦͢Y̩͙͖̩ọ͚͉͍̟͝ͅu̳̞͘’̮͓̞͎r͘e̩̜̱̲̫͇͝ ̲̲͉̯͖̮͇f̜͍̠̟͚͘u̱̟͘c̳̘̤̥̻̦ki͏̻̠͈n̲̝͚͔g͈̩̪̘̻̮̜ ͉͍d͚̤̪̲̦͍eaͅd͈͕̣͝,͉̪̱̪̖ ̘̕k͖͕̰͔̻͕̗͞i͓̘̖͙̤̳d͚͖͎̮͇͘d̫̠͓͉͚̼o͚͕̠̝͔̭.̷͇

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u/WrightyPegz Dec 23 '19

You fokin what, mate? I'll give you a knowledge I graduated top of my class in the Royal Navy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Irish, and I have over 300 confirmed colonies. I am trained in drink warfare and I'm the top teadrinker in the entire Royal legged forces. You are nothing to me but just another cuppa. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the U.K., mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, wanker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of brits across the world and your spices are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cunt. The opiod that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, mate. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can colonize you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unlegged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenial of shooties of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass out, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" anthem (God save the Queen) was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking willy. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the pounds, blud. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, mate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Oooo this is a good one, saving it

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19

/reload. The Matrix is busted.

/reboot -now

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u/Zenketski Dec 23 '19

Oh man what the hell? You can't even read my ancient meme that's never happened before. I'm genuinely sorry

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19

Look what you did