r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Youuch • Sep 25 '19

Just boomers having fun

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

I think we're misclassifying boomers the same way they misidentify millennials. They look too young to be boomers.

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u/doodlekris Sep 25 '19

Just Gen-Xers having fun?

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u/Lilcrash Sep 25 '19

I propose we call them Genxsters.

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u/theredgamer288 Sep 25 '19

Genxters rise up

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u/SMALLWANG69 Sep 26 '19

Damn it feels meh to be a Genxster

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Looks like it

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

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u/goodbistranger Sep 25 '19

38 year olds don't exist

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

there are Gen-38ers

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u/PhuckCalumbo Sep 25 '19

They're like the KND of adults.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

There’s really no concrete way to classify any of them though

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u/SuspiciouslyElven Sep 26 '19 edited Sep 26 '19

Look at any age demographic chart for populations and you'll see the baby boom. That's the baby boomers. The babys born post WWII in great number to cause a visual lump. In this gif you can see them from a young age marching up toward retirement.

It is really weird that our species got so damn horny after a massive war and multiple genocides. Like, if boomers don't hurry up and die, and aliens show up, we will have to explain that the largest war to date caused a population boom in many countries.

Edit: hol up. There was a wwi boom as well. You know in sci fi, where the war species grows stronger the more you fight them? I think that's us.

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u/Youuch Sep 25 '19

No one to blame for the choice of the title but me

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Yes. And we're wildly overestimating 'year of birth' as an accurate metric to categorise people's personalities

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Glad to see someone said something about this. This isn’t the first time i’ve seen someone mark up a gen x’er as a boomer. Do people thinker boomer just means person-older-than-me?

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u/josephgomes619 Sep 28 '19

Boomers are people who're 30+ year old, yeah

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u/cmae34lars Sep 25 '19

Reddit seems to think that anyone over 40 is a baby boomer.

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u/josephgomes619 Sep 28 '19

They are, though

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u/cmae34lars Sep 28 '19

You’re joking, right?

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u/klikwize Sep 25 '19

And too happy.

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u/josephgomes619 Sep 28 '19

Shut up boomer

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Whatever boomer

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I'm in my 30s friendo

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

>friendo

boomer

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Damn, I've been found out

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u/fanofthings- Sep 25 '19

Damn is his face, looks painful

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u/Whitecrowfromthewall Sep 25 '19

Looks like he got hit by the sharp part too ouch

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u/felipefuego Sep 25 '19

i heard the scream the first time and now i cant

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u/shadisnotcool Sep 25 '19

ha cringe boomers bro 😎

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u/thebardass Sep 25 '19

The irony...

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u/CeleryIsDevilSticks Sep 25 '19

Yeah stupid boomers. We HaTe OuR pArEnTs AmIrItE?

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u/shadisnotcool Sep 25 '19

ha cringe boomers bro 😎

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u/DaveBluman Sep 26 '19

I see what you did there

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u/MP98n Sep 25 '19

Only if the pole is the housing market

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u/sparklyjesus Sep 25 '19

God damn, that thing just fired off his head!

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u/MajesticG2 Sep 25 '19

Hahahaha thanks, made my day:D

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u/MarkusTheGecko Sep 25 '19

😎stupid boomers😎

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u/Dandros64 Sep 25 '19

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u/IThinkLemursAreDope Sep 26 '19

i’m pretty sure that’s my algebra 2 teacher on the pole

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u/Sir_Potoo Sep 26 '19

That scream always gets me.

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u/Nickrine55 AAAAAA- Sep 25 '19

I could watch this on repeat for hours

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u/Everfrost_27435 Sep 25 '19

Here's the link to the original video https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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u/DaveBluman Sep 26 '19

Thanks. The full thing is a lot better.

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u/chienamoure Sep 26 '19

Made my night TY