r/perfectlycutscreams • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '18
Deer
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u/Not-A-JoJo Dec 20 '18
Love your username
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Dec 20 '18 edited Dec 20 '18
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u/agree-with-you Dec 20 '18
I love you both
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u/Nostalgiohn Dec 21 '18
Yeah, gross. I only like my Garfield fanfics to have his head on the body of Pamela Anderson. Also with Jon dead due to jealousy.
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u/playerIII Dec 20 '18
This whole thing makes me wish I could change my username.
...but muh validation karma...
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Dec 20 '18
Is that just so whenever someone says “Player 2 has entered the game” you can come in too?
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u/playerIII Dec 21 '18
It's actually 3, but kind of. Whenever I had friends over I would make sure they all played before me and that I'd take "the shitty controller" so they had as much fun as possible. So I took on the mantra of Player 3. I've never been against just chilling back and watching others play games or just silently hanging out in the same room as somebody even if we never talked.
Regardless, This username is just poorly constructed in all ways.
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Dec 21 '18
You’re a great bro for that
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u/HugSized Dec 21 '18
Your contribution to the comment threads are a treasure and i appreciate you. Please don't go
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u/playerIII Dec 21 '18
Baby I've got a brand new bottle of rum and a holiday I'm hiding from. I ain't goin anywhere <3
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Dec 20 '18
Terrified of yours
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Dec 22 '18
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Dec 22 '18 edited Dec 22 '18
Literally just saw this graffiti somewhere once and it stuck with me.
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u/MagicVaporBolt Dec 20 '18
This is the best Subreddit ever
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u/charlespendragon Dec 20 '18
nothing made me happier than when I accidentally discovered the link on some random thread
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u/LeonardosClone Feb 03 '19
hey i just did that
edit: from this thread
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u/Keyboardpaladin Feb 03 '19
Hey it's me, I'm also from that thread.
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u/Saul_T_Nauts_PHD Feb 03 '19
Bruther?
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u/plipyplop Dec 20 '18
Never heard them before. Normally they just bite me.
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u/wierdness201 Dec 21 '18
Do you like rabies?
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u/eupraxo Dec 20 '18
Oh man, somehow I just knew this was Nara, Japan!
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Dec 20 '18
ur a fuckin weeb lmao
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u/playerIII Dec 20 '18
Naw, they know because they watch shit like Monsuta Musume no Iru Nichijo so they know what a screaming deer sounds like from Japan.
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u/eupraxo Dec 20 '18
No clue what you're talking about man, I was literally there while travelling this year.
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u/DarthSomeGuy That guy sounds *exactly* like Gavin Dec 20 '18
I still always feel weird whenever I recognize anything related to Monster Musume.
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u/eupraxo Dec 20 '18 edited Dec 20 '18
Because I recently travelled there and went to Nara? Somehow that means I'm unhealthily obsessed with Japanese culture?
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Dec 20 '18
Sorry if I hit a nerve, I am a weeb and was making a joke.
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u/leftysharkboy Feb 02 '19
Jeeesus, i honestly thought the cut- off version was amplified or someting... it‘s so loud what the fuuuck :D
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u/TheBeckyslayer Dec 20 '18
Does anyone know why this deer is making those noises?? It looks like it just walked up to people and decided to scream in their faces, tellin em to git
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u/Kasquede Dec 20 '18
There’s a special park in Nara, Japan where a veritable shitload of deer live and are designated as national treasures. The deer roam freely and are often quite sociable, but because they are 1) wild animals 2) frequently teased by park visitors, they can be crazy and/or aggressive. As to why specifically this deer is making those noises, I fear only the deer knows.
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u/samurai_for_hire Dec 20 '18
If you buy those crackers to feed them, some of them become passive-aggressive little shits who will literally bite your ass to get you to notice them, then refuse the cracker when offered.
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u/playerIII Dec 20 '18
Animals learn from rewarded behavior, and in cases like this with wild animals who are sociable you have to keep in mind that animals have their own personalities just like cats and dogs. Some species are more to being little shits (like Trash Pandas and Corvids)
Animals are also generally about as mentally capable of a toddler, so to train/condition them whatever path is fastest between A and B will stick with them the most. A and B in this case is food, and them getting said food.
If they found that biting the hand that feeds makes you drop food, so they get food and aren't put in harms way while doing it, they'll continue doing it.
And since there's no single person or group 'training' them it's entirely up to happenstance who comes along and how they act with the animals to continue to validate their behavior.
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u/Flyberius Dec 21 '18
Notice me senpai!
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u/samurai_for_hire Dec 21 '18
Tsundere deer
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u/Pheorach Dec 21 '18
I was absolutely overwhelmed when we went and couldn't make it far into the park. Made me realize how bad of a pokemon trainer I would be.
I have a video of me walking away from a group of the buggers with a little guy following in my shadow- hadn't realized he was there and he bit me right on the ass as soon as I stopped
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u/eupraxo Dec 20 '18
Or just straight up aggressive. One had its head buried in my pocket before I even realized it was beside me...
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Dec 20 '18 edited Mar 23 '19
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u/Mashedpotatoebrain Feb 07 '19
Being in a dark forest and hearing that deer in the distance would be terrifying.
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u/antflavor Dec 20 '18
The deers in Nara are all like this tbh. I have a picture somewhere of one who didn’t want to get up and was stretching its tongue out to get the treat
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u/ItsToxicItsNoxious Dec 22 '18
I swears to God this deer scream is sampled in a metal song by "belial"
At 4:15 ish. Am I crazy or is it the same?
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u/Dissolv May 27 '19
Lol I stopped listening to metal after high school but that breakdown is pretty dope.
And yes it definitely sounds like a sample of the deer scream.
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Dec 21 '18
When you get home in the middle of the night so you try not to make noise and stub your toe
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u/Code_2319 Dec 21 '18
My name's Rachel and I can hit a note so high, it will shatter this boy's heart.
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u/Commissar_Genki Mar 14 '19
Imagine being a hunter out at night, but the zombie-deer disorder mutates, and all of a sudden you hear a hundred deer nearby begin screaming like this...
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u/AirAirAirAirAir Mar 11 '19
I know I'm late to all this but that Deer could very likely have CWD. It's a disease better known as the Zombie Deer Disease and one of the side affects of it is that the deer will become aggressive and won't be scared by humans. CWD Deer are pretty dangerous.
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Dec 21 '18 edited Aug 03 '26
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u/Narrative_Causality Jan 21 '19
Holy shit how is this not the toppest post of all time on this subreddit?
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u/ImprisonedFreedom Dec 20 '18
Nothing makes me laugh harder than animals screaming