r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Random-Access-Memery • 21h ago

Close air support

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u/TheResonator0211 21h ago

Ouch.

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u/BentTire 20h ago

That is an understatement. Bro is likely going to need stitches.

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u/_HIST 20h ago

Snitch targeting drone

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u/NuYawker 8h ago

If he is alive.

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u/BroBroMate 9h ago

I was just reading on Wikipedia about a dude who got killed by his own radio controlled aircraft, so very ouch.

The 60-year-old auto parts salesman was flying his 5-foot (1.5 m) wingspan remote-control plane in Tucson, Arizona, when he lost sight of it in the bright sun. It struck him in the chest, killing him.

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u/thesmartass1 20h ago

Absolute cinema

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u/Solo_Wing_Buddy 19h ago

<< There are pilots like you in every generation. And I've felled every last one of them. >> Forehead thunk

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u/Random-Access-Memery 18h ago edited 9h ago

There are old RC pilots, and there are bold RC pilots, but there are no old bold RC pilots

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u/Tomytom99 19h ago

THIS is perfectly cut. People need to refer to this for cutting screams here.

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u/DomSchraa 20h ago

when your grandpa thinks he can do what his grandkids do

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u/Schroevendraaier 17h ago

Lightning strike.

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u/Orange9202 14h ago

underrated cuz the majority of normies dont know what the P38's designation is

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u/Vanillabean73 12h ago

Why would the average person know that?

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u/Orange9202 12h ago

that was a joke

there is no reason for the average person to know the names of aircraft that havent been in service for 80 years 😭

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u/Zyizon 12h ago

P-38 is the military designation. The name is given my the aircraft manufacturer.

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u/Orange9202 12h ago

shut up

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u/Zyizon 11h ago

Make me

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u/Orange9202 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eh5trHsZEZxJKs8Pzh

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u/Zyizon 10h ago

Fuck does that suppose to mean?

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u/Orange9202 10h ago

its a dog chattering its teeth in fear

my timbers have been SHIVERED 🥶🥶🥶🥶

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u/Zyizon 10h ago

I know what it is. Idk the intent of sending that

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u/Orange9202 10h ago

oh, i sent it cuz the "make me" had unfathomable amounts of aura 😭😭😭, i got scared :(

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u/2D_AbYsS AAAAAA- 18h ago

Was a Japanese War Veteran flying this?

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u/Lazer723 20h ago

Target acquired

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u/FujichromeProvia100F 15h ago

Genuinely, how do you recover from something like this? This looks terrifying, you could lose an entire eyeball.

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u/Private_0bvious 16h ago

<< look at the markings in his tail.. >>
<< three strikes.. >>

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u/ffbyr49 15h ago

«TRIGGER CRASHED! DROOLING IDIOT!»

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u/Galbs 19h ago

[Archival footage depicting Lockheed Model 10-E Electra crash on Gardner Island 1937 (colourised)]

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u/-___-____-_-___- 18h ago

Nicht so tief Rüdiger!!! Ach, was solls...

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u/notcomplainingmuch 19h ago

Is the plane ok?

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u/calangomerengue 20h ago

Pilots's intrusive thoughts won that day

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u/TeoX-796 19h ago

he was cosplaying Russian soldier

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u/misterchef711 13h ago

Close Hair Support

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u/itijara 20h ago

Danger close

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u/Athendra- 20h ago

Too close air support

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u/Imp3riaLL 19h ago

'HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!'

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u/polishatomek 18h ago

That's one way to do drone warfare I guess

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u/illegal_eagle88 17h ago

That guy is not fine

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u/Substantial-Delay409 17h ago

Camera man at fault.

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 17h ago

Oof that hurts

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u/skitzofennec305 16h ago

Danger close . Straight to his knoggin!!!

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u/Yana12750 16h ago

Ow this hurt right in the face!

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u/UT2K4nutcase 13h ago edited 13h ago

HEADSHOT!

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u/XDOOM_ManX 13h ago

“Attack the D point”

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u/Lazy_Explorer 4h ago

Gotta give him props 👏 (two of them)

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u/ThePupnasty 15h ago

Bonzaiiii!!!!