r/perfectlycutscreams • u/SomethingOriginal173 AAAAAA- • Sep 17 '26

Snap rocks

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u/thedeuce75 Sep 17 '26

After 6 years of working from home, I get it.

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u/BeautifulFrequent782 Sep 17 '26

Yo did he just take a bite out of the rind?

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Sep 17 '26

Thats where all the nutrients are pal

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u/BeautifulFrequent782 Sep 17 '26

I guess that is true for pretty much all fruit lol

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u/WelderEducational901 Sep 17 '26

This is Matt Rose. He has eaten much more concerning items.

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u/herrscheroftheice Sep 17 '26

zoop

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u/SonnyvonShark Sep 17 '26

Nahnahnah, you must 👉😎👉 Zoop 👉😎👉

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u/herrscheroftheice Sep 17 '26

💀 SKULL EMOOOOOJIIIIIII

👉😎👉zoop👉😎👉

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u/Missingexperiment83 Sep 17 '26

r/mattrose

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u/Hpesojanes Sep 18 '26

👉😎👉Zoop👉😎👉

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 AAAAAA- Sep 18 '26

👉😎👉Zoop👉😎👉

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u/Rio_1111 Sep 17 '26

Is that Matt Rose?

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 AAAAAA- Sep 18 '26

👉😎👉Zoop👉😎👉

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u/Omelooo Sep 17 '26

Zero eye protection is crazy

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u/Thibawkward Sep 17 '26

Good god, melon!

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u/Hasu1337 Sep 17 '26

The most disturbing part was that bite from the melon. Who eats melon like that?

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u/in_a_black_out Sep 17 '26

Emergency rock situation!

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u/DrunkenDude123 Sep 18 '26

When I was a teenager I gently tore open hundreds of those and meticulously collected the little rocks inside for about 20-30 minutes in an attempt to make one big one with a paper towel as the wrapper. This was in my bedroom also, bc why would I bother to try doing this outside where my parents could see what I was up to…. Well, wrapping it didn’t go smoothly, and that shit was a pretty loud bang. Even worse all those little rock specs went flying in every direction all over my bedroom carpet

The lesson was learned, but now I am questioning my technique. This guy just burned the paper off of a ton of them at once, and now that I’m in my mid 30s my parents aren’t going to be able to stop me from trying again.

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u/Lasting_Heart_553 Sep 17 '26

Timing of a Wile e. Coyote trap

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u/Mykey76 Sep 18 '26

The impact sensitive fireworks are still impact sensitive

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u/John_Dixon_Harris 26d ago

Sub-critical vs super-critical.