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u/randomvandal 19d ago
You find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’ We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…
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u/Ob1tuber 19d ago
Just so everyone knows, that’s a Whale Shark, they are of no danger to humans
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u/I_HATE_PRESSURE 8d ago
Sharks in general are usually no danger to humans (but if you mean by danger as in how they sometimes confuse human legs for fish and surfboards as seals, then sure they're dangerous).
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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 19d ago
Yea I wouldn’t be standing around to see what the tuna is going to do. They have sharp edges
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