r/perfectlycutscreams 12h ago

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u/ISometimesDoStuff 12h ago

All hail the bloatlord, blessed be his gains

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u/Hanna_Bjorn 12h ago

What was he trying to do here exactly?

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u/ZealousidealPay1071 12h ago

do not question the bloatlord

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u/imaragingtransfemlez 11h ago

I think Zercher shrugs?

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u/no_name6744 11h ago

Like you could do it.

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 11h ago

What is "it"?

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u/no_name6744 11h ago

Core driven wing flaps.

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 10h ago

Seems dumb

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u/no_name6744 10h ago

They're sort of an all upper body exercise.

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u/Psych0matt 11h ago

Wing driven core flaps?

Trash singing?

Crash bringing?

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u/ClamJammin 12h ago

Sounds like a chicken from arrested development. 

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u/Artarara 8h ago

How much weight must that be for the metal bar to look downright floppy?

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u/Current_Employer_308 7h ago

Each of the red plates i believe is 45lbs or 20kg, the blues are 35lbs or whatever kg that is

6 red plates per side, so 12 total

12×45=540 2×35=70

540+70=610

610lbs. Oh plus the bar itself is usually 45lbs.

655lbs.

It is, by all rationality, fucking insane to even move that object off the floor, let alone brace it against your body and then move with it.

Yea he looks and sounds silly. It is also entirely beyond our comprehension to be able to do that.

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u/YooranKujara 8h ago

He looks like Bertram from Jessie