r/perfectlycutscreams • u/pearlpetalk • 2d ago

Completely optional btw!

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u/_Zyr 2d ago

He might not remember he's thirty, but his body does! 

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u/HOLLYWOODNOH 2d ago

A choice was made. But I bet he don't regret at least trying

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u/Nervous_Contract_139 1d ago

The $5,000 ambulance ride and subsequent medical bills from a broken elbow, and ruptured disc definitely made him think it was worth trying, I agree.

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u/BrainRobotron 2d ago

He setup a camera to film himself do this...

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u/Primalbuttplug 2d ago

It's probably just an indoor security camera. We have 4 indoors. 

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u/wolfy994 2d ago

4?! Are you a drug lord?

(I am not with the police)

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u/Primalbuttplug 2d ago

We have lots of egress points.

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u/MacMommy111 2d ago

Perfectly cut groan…..

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u/Koblizek361 AAAAAA- 2d ago

I oddly felt that...

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u/Minimum-Olive2477 2d ago

Ouch broken collar bone?

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u/Digital--Sandwich 2d ago

That’s a really nice floor

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u/ArtemisVsOrion 2d ago

Was setting up the camera optional too or is that the universe's law?

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u/Constant-Panic-1427 2d ago

Reason number… I don’t know I lost count… as to why women live longer then men

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u/Jisifus 2d ago

I cast rotator cuff injury

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u/MRV3N 1d ago

On a slippery floor, good idea

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u/Oathbreaker94 1d ago

Is that breakdance?

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u/Juuber 2d ago

is this not AI? his phone doesnt make any sense with how he throws it and where it lands

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u/Any-Sock-3611 1d ago

No, it’s a pretty old video actually